DANNY BOY is instructed to teach a crime lord's nephew the ropes of the "business." Khannie is back in her native Asia when Genghis attacks the Himalayas. Einstone creates the Ugh Lympic Games to give them an alternative to beating brains out.
Einstone realizes the Neanderthals evolutionary development is threatened because they're out of shape. Ghengis arrives in the Amazon with plans to cut a highway to conquering the tribes of Brazil. Pooch & LB join the cops in foiling a bank robbery.
Tex isn’t sure he likes this technology, especially when the outcome of the cartoon is in the hands the audience. Mooch tries to cook Maurice on the campfire. Dan the Man is a lawyer on vacation who wants to be left alone by POMPEII PETE.
Chastity has reached her tolerance of fighting and demands to know how this feuding got started. Gunga Dan wants to make the cover of Fearless Hunter Magazine. Einstone opens the “Einstone School of Medicine” to teach how to help fellow cavemen.
Cattle rustler Sid is determined to steal Tex's herd of steers. Power Pooch must rescue Little Buddy who is held prisoner by the nefarious Dr. Hydrant! Amanda learns from a kooky mystic that a fly on your person can be lucky.
Sid is an outlaw trying to steal gold from Tex's fort. In order to look like the skinny models in Vague magazine, Amanda heads for a really strict fat farm. Power Pooch is determined to protect the wealth of a solitary old lady.
Dr. Dan, who practices golf more than medicine, meets his match in friendly Pete. An alien ship is approaching Earth, and Power Pooch instantly assumes it's an attack. Genghis is out to conquer an Indian tribe when he runs into little squaw Khannie.
Sagebrush Sid "sidnaps" Chastity to row her to a church downriver for a wedding just so he can get a kiss. Amanda inadvertantly locks Freddy in the freezer. In a series of comical “blackout” gags, Maurice plays haunted house with his hungry neighbor.
Amanda hires a Medium to help her contact her supposedly dead brother. Power Pooch is reverted back to "Puppy-hood" when Dr. Hydrant blows a special dog whistle. When Maurice goes fishing, Mooch realizes this could be his chance to make a “catch”.
Tex and Sid try to their hardest to gain weight to gain Chastity’s favor. It's hungry fly versus selfish dowager where baking a cake becomes battle royale. Count Danula, gets a visit from traveling pizza boy Pompeii Pete.
Mooch disguises as the Tooth Fairy in hopes of getting dinner. Genghis invades Camelot to make himself King of the Round Table. When a Neanderthal’s wife leaves for a shopping her husband is clueless as to taking care of their newborn baby.
Tex is a Pony Express Rider carrying something in his saddlebags. Amanda, to save her reputation as a charitable rich person, sends Freddy to a finishing school. Dan the Man is arap star whose recent change of name prompts him to change his image.