Congratulations, and welcome to Godolkin University! Join Dean Shetty, Professor Brink and a few of our Super students for this semester’s official Orientation Video. Watch, and then make a cash-only donation to our combat gym renovation at https://www.godolkinuniversity.com/
At Godolkin University, we encourage our Performing Arts students to learn everything they can about visual media. This semester, they developed their very own campus tour featuring No. 2-ranked Jordan Li. Please excuse any roughness in the edit, they are still learning what Director Bourke-level production quality looks like!
Congratulations! You have been chosen for admission to Godolkin University! We’re thrilled to be a part of your journey to discovering what kind of super you are! Since its founding in 1965, God U has produced some of the best and brightest superheroes the world has ever known, including three members of The Seven! And who knows? Maybe you’ll be next!
The Godolkin University Mental Health Hotline would like to remind students at this difficult time that you are not alone. You might be bulletproof on the outside, but you’re not on the inside. Our caring staff is trained to deal with the specific emotional needs of superheroes and they’re here to help you. If you need to talk to someone, help is just a phone call or vMessage away. #GodUCares
You’re invited to the #ThinkBrink Memorial Gala and Fundraiser tonight at Godolkin University! Make sure to dress your best when the doors open at 7PM and you hit the red carpet! Then join the world’s hottest superheroes and celebrities for selfies and complimentary champagne, and enjoy a touching tribute video to the legendary Professor Brinkerhoff, featuring A-Train, The Deep, and Polarity!
The Godolkin University Police Department is seeking any information on the person or persons who violated the Polarity statue in the groin/genital area last night outside the School of Crimefighting. If you have any information, please contact @GodUPD.
REWARD! Last night, The Incredible Steve attended an off-campus party where his penis was lost. He just wants it back, so his family is offering a $10,000 REWARD for its safe return, no questions asked. Please contact the Godolkin Daily Classifieds Office or the Lost-and-Found Desk at the Godolkin Student Union.
The Godolkin University School of Crimefighting is excited to announce its newest course offering: THE PSYCHOLOGY OF SUPERVILLAINS! By studying the most well-known example of a supervillain, Soldier Boy, the course will investigate what makes a superhero go bad, from their flawed origin story, to the vices and moral compromises that lead them astray! Space is limited! Sign up today!
Calling all God U #Hometeamers! Today we’re protesting Socialist Victoria Neuman’s town hall on campus! Let’s show Neuman and her Supe-hating woke mob that we won’t put up with their anti-Superhero agenda! THEY WILL NOT CONTROL US! #MakeAmericaSuperAgain #SupeLivesMatter
If you or a human loved one have been injured or killed while working at Godolkin University, you may be entitled to financial compensation. Hundreds of human employees have been victimized by Godolkin students, but the law offices of Bremmer & Bremmer have won them millions in personal injury and wrongful death lawsuits. Contact us for a free consultation at 1-888-177-2774. Know your rights!
This Godolkin University Commitment Day, we honor fallen Supers and celebrate the next generation taking us to even greater heights. Watch this fall’s orientation video, featuring an urgent message from Dean Cipher himself. Then join Cate and Sam in becoming the hero America wants, AND NEEDS!
After a summer shadowing the Seven, the Guardians of Godolkin are proud to welcome young heroes back to campus. Education for supers, by supers, with a side of pumpkin spice! Welcome to a New Year, and a NEW U.
Welcome to Godolkin Rush Week! To celebrate, The Deep filmed a new recruitment video for Gamma Epsilon Delta, where he spent seven fulfilling years as chapter president. If you’re social, strong, and know when to keep your mouth shut, apply today.
We’re thrilled to welcome a roster of Super-only faculty this semester, including Polarity himself! Here’s the syllabus for his new groundbreaking class, Master Manipulator: The Art of Science and Influence. Enroll today and you’ll be going viral on VoughtBook tomorrow!
WARNING: This message is for avid VNN viewers only. If you tuned in to the latest updates this weekend, please listen as CEO Ashley Barrett provides calm and collected reassurance around recent events at Godolkin.
Today, Vought is proud to announce the #ThinkBrink initiative. Consider a sizable donation if you care about the future of education – for you, for God U, for Brink. And cash-only, please!
Supercharge your social with V, the new browser powered by Vought and Opera GX. Follow your favorite supers, keep up with the latest at Godolkin University, and more. Homelander has more than 100M followers already!
This Wednesday, join Cate and Sam in celebrating Thomas Godolkin Day! As fake-milk-drinking TRAITORS try to divide us, it's more important than ever to come together and appreciate a true trailblazer of American values. We salute you, Dr. Godolkin! This event is mandatory, all students who fail to attend will be expelled.
Welcome to a new year at God U! Check out all the super security upgrades around campus! Hear from our new fearless leader, Dean Cipher, during a special welcome assembly! Reunite with old friends in our brand new Victoria Neuman Student Union, and make new friends through our revitalized, robust Greek life! This year will be way better than last year, and we can't wait!
Think you’re a history buff? Think again! Even a know-it-all will learn a thing or two in the God U Archives. To book a six hour educational adventure led by the world’s best archivist, contact Kyle@remembererforever.com
*This is a campus wide reminder.* All student flyers must be approved by God U administrators before they are posted to community bulletin boards. Please submit all text and graphics to the Office of Student Life ATTN: Stacey, at least 24 hours before posting your flyer. Campus security is actively monitoring all public areas for unapproved signage and inappropriate content.
Tomorrow, GUARDIANS become GLADIATORS. It’s Marie Moreau vs. Jordan Li in a fight that will bend minds, blood and gender. Bring extra popcorn and your Brave Maeve Pride Bars!
Congratulations! You secured a VIP ticket to the big fight! Attendees assume all liabilities. You may appear on camera or come in contact with bodily fluids. As a reminder, The Vought International Hotel and Spa forbids outside beverages and gender neutral bathrooms. Enjoy your VIP Experience!
Facility Code 5827 - USE OF POWERS STRICTLY PROHIBITED. Facility Code 3567 - HANDS MUST BE VISIBLE AT ALL TIMES. Facility Code 843 - ANY PERSONAL ITEM DEEMED AN ENHANCEMENT TO YOUR POWER SET WILL BE CONFISCATED. Facility Code 2536 - RESTRAINT TECHNOLOGIES ACTIVE IN ALL AREAS. Facility Code - 9832 - ALL DETAINEES SUBJECT TO BODY CAVITY SEARCH AT ANY TIME.
Worried about the coming culture war and apocalypse? Ride it out in style and comfort! Sustainable septic systems AND Feng Shui! Blast proof and billionaire approved! The world may be burning, but you’ll be 35 feet underground with a glass of ’82 Bordeaux! Act now before it’s too late.
A Reminder from the Office of Student Conduct: God U strictly prohibits hazing. Students should never be called demeaning names, forced to wear humiliating clothes, or treated like any animal. If you see something, say something! No one will call you a narc.
The situation at Godolkin University is escalating. After Marie Moreau and her friends expose the unscrupulous founder, Thomas Godolkin, their only option is to flee.
Godolkin is the most inclusive university ever, which is why we’ve asked Jordan Li to lead us on a tour of the new and improved campus! Joining them is one of their best friends and fellow Guardian, Sam Riordan. Victoria Neuman would be proud of the safe and supportive environment that bears her name!
Effective immediately, Sister Sage has been named CEO of Vought International. With her vision, and Homelander’s might, America has never been in better hands! We’d like to thank Ashley Barrett for her service, and wish her all the best. Here’s to PHASE 2!
Come one, come all. At Godolkin University, it doesn't matter who finishes first, as long as no one gets hurt. Watch for tips on having a pleasurable semester, and visit https://supeporn.com/en for a special back-to-school offer!
From the ashes of tragedy, a new generation of heroes will rise. Like, comment and smash that subscribe button to thank the new GUARDIANS OF GODOLKIN for their bravery in saving the lives of countless students. Cate Dunlap and Sam Riordan will return!
