Im Golfclub trifft Michael auf seinen Freund Jimmy. Dessen Haarpracht lässt Michael fast vor Neid platzen. Als Jimmy ihm anvertraut, dass er seine Glanzmähne einem Wundermittel zu verdanken hat, kauft auch Michael sofort die Zauberpillen. Ungeachtet der verheerenden Nebenwirkungen schluckt er die Tabletten, bis ihm ein paar Strähnen wachsen. Doch Michael wird immer seltsamer und verdächtigt sogar Janet, ihn unter die Erde bringen zu wollen.
Michael meets his friend Jimmy at the golf club and is impressed with how much hair he's grown with the help of some ""miracle"" pills called ""Come Hair Now"". As he starts to take them in overdose, weird stripes of hair rise from his chronically bald head. He's jealous of his hair and won't let anyone touch it. He also starts to get paranoiac that Jay is trying to kill him after they make a life insurance, but turns out it was just one of the side effects of the pill. Meanwhile, Kady becomes very jealous of Claire when she volunteers to be on the big sister program.
Michael rencontre son ami Jimmy au club de golf et est impressionné par la longueur de ses cheveux. C'est grâce à une pilule miracle que ses cheveux on poussé si vite. Michael décide alors d'utiliser le même remède mais il en abuse et de drôles de touffes de cheveux pousse sur son crâne chauve...
Michael incontra Jimmy e resta allibito: grazie a una pillola ora ha una folta chioma al posto della pelata. Senza pensarci su ci prova anche lui...
Michael enlouquece depois de tomar remédio que faz o cabelo crescer, deixando a família preocupada, e Jay descobre que ele contém substância derivada da maconha e tenta fazer o marido voltar a ser o que era antes. Enquanto isso, Claire passa a participar de um programa social onde é a irmã mais velha de uma criança, deixando Kady com ciúmes.
