Brown feels like he did a good job fixing up the house without having any help and without spending any money. But once the house starts falling apart, he realizes he needs some help. Cora lets Brown know that she put up flyers around the church in search of help for the home. Brown agrees to interview some people. After several failed interviews, he hires Jesus as his janitor, who only speaks a little English. Instead of fixing the things that Brown gives him to do, he fixes things that aren’t broken. Brown soon gives up hope that the house will be in any condition to open for business, but with everyone’s help, they get the house in order.
An owner of another elderly home nearby accuses Brown of stealing her client, Daisy LaRue. Daisy likes it at Brown’s home and decides to stay. Cora tries to tell Brown about some of Miss Daisy’s odd behavior, but he pays her no mind. Will, Brown’s nephew, comes by and explains to Brown that taking care of the elderly is going to be hard. Brown doesn’t think it will be, and as long as he gets a few more residents like Miss Daisy, he’ll be fine. To recruit more residents, Brown decides to have a bingo night and the winner gets a trip to Brown Meadows. Unfortunately, however, Brown’s plan doesn’t work. In addition, Miss Daisy’s check bounces, so he’s now in the red. Later, a fire breaks out at the home down the street and Brown gets excited because he just hit the geriatric jackpot! But to his dismay, all of the residents’ family members come to pick them up, leaving him with two mishaps: Ms. Edna and Colonel Jackson.
The Brown's organize a surprise "family day" for the residents after a chaotic day within the house. Lo and behold, the only person to appear is the estranged daughter of the Colonel. Meanwhile, the neighborhood frat boys set up a step show for the residents. And Will and Sasha undergo a marriage rite of passage: their very first fight.
Brown starts charging the residents (and Cora) for amenities around the house – and it gets WAY out of hand: pay toilet, vending machine in the kitchen, parking meters, etc. The residents plot their revenge on Brown. Meanwhile, Will feels threatened when Sasha is offered a job that pays more than he makes.
Brianna and Joaquin's mother, Tanya, returns from jail. She finds out Will and Sasha are planning to adopt the kids, but she's determined to get them back so she can live off the welfare checks from her kids. Meanwhile, the Colonel starts taking the "little blue pill" to improve his romantic life only for Brown to accidentally take a handful and he's up all night.
Will takes secret Salsa-dancing lessons so he can take Sasha to a party, but Sasha thinks he's cheating on her. The Colonel and Edna decide to move in together, down the street from Brown Meadows.
The family finds out that Brianna is taking birth-control pills. Meanwhile Cora is attracted to her school's new principal, who was her old high-school friend, and decides to spend time with him and gets more than she bargained for in a spin class.
Brianna and her friend Simone sneak out to a frat party. Simone is almost raped and Brianna wants to keep it a secret to save herself. Meanwhile, Brown decides to fire Jesus to save money.
When Will gets sick, his mother Vera shows up and clashes with Sasha about his care. Meanwhile, Daisy disappears and Brown, Cora, Edna, and the Colonel realize that her mental condition is deteriorating.
When Eddie, Joaquin's old baseball coach and almost-molester, dies on Will's operating table, Will is accused of having a hand in his death. Meanwhile, Reggie asks Cora out and Brown instantly dislikes him.
Will is upset when he learns that Sasha doubts his innocence over Eddie's death. Meanwhile Cora uses reverse psychology to get Brown to like Reggie.
Will deals with his suspension by spending his days sleeping and not paying attention to the kids. Meanwhile, Brown learns a few phrases of Spanish to get a raise at the hospital; then an accident victim arrives and he's unable to translate.
Daisy's deteriorating memory prompts Brown to contact Daisy's long-lost cousin Lorraine. Meanwhile, Sasha helps Cora teach Reggie a lesson when he reveals his old-fashioned attitude about gender roles.
Brown and Curtis can't decide who gets to play the role of Santa for the children in the hospital. Meanwhile, Joaquin makes a friend who is very sick.
Will's mother visits again and creates more problems between Will and Sasha as a result. Meanwhile, Brown helps Brianna and her friend Jamal with a school assignment that puts them in parenthood roles.
Will's job is jeopardy when his mentor is blackmailing Sasha. Meanwhile, Mr. Brown goes overboard when he becomes the school security guard.
Brown is determined to reunite Edna and the Colonel for purely selfish reasons. Meanwhile, Will is reinstated.
Tanya asks Cora for help. Meanwhile, Mr. Brown, Derek and Renee are stuck in Quarantine at the hospital.
Tanya gets custody of the kids. Meanwhile, Will breaks Edna's CD player.
Will does everything he can when he finds out Sasha may have cancer. Meanwhile, London finds out what it is like being poor.
Will kicks Sasha out of the house when he learns of the kiss. Meanwhile, Brianna is black mailed by her brother when she attempts to leave the house.
A continual victim of bullying in Cora's class brings a gun to school (Yikes!), and London attempts to remain at Brown Meadows by sabotaging her own community service commitments.
Brown play match maker for Cora. Meanwhile, Daisy gets ready for an audition.
Cora and Brown run for the same position on the church board
Will and Tanya take care of the kids. Meanwhile, Brown and Derek take a defensive-driving course.
Tanya makes a move on Will. Meanwhile, Brown is called in to settle a sit-in at the school.
Will and Sasha think that Brianna is pregnant. Meanwhile, Brown throws the Colonel a bachelor party.
Brianna gets a fake ID, and Brown and Will become house husbands.
Sasha's mom visits with another man and Brown helps Reggie coach football.
Cora and Reggie set up Brown and Reggie's mother, Thelma, for a "play date". Meanwhile, Sasha shares bedroom secrets with Renee.
Brown gets knocked out and his personality is altered. Meanwhile, Brianna's bikini pics end up on the web.
Vera sleeps with Sasha's father, and Reggie wants Cora to stop being friends with Gordon.
Tanya gets help from Sasha and Cora on becoming a lady. Meanwhile The Colonel is depressed when he finds out he is the last living member of his platoon.
Brown becomes a stand-up comedian, and uses the family's problems for jokes. The family finds out that Joaquin's IQ is higher than everyone else's.
After a fight, the Colonel counsels Cora and Brown. Sasha and Will decide to take a 30-day challenge that involves them cutting out physical intimacy.
Cora gets mugged and becomes overprotective and paranoid. Will finds a gray hair and begins acting young.
Brown's new neighbors may be thieves. Brown lets the police use his house for a stakeout. Brianna comes to help Sasha at the hospital and befriends Renee.
Cora thinks Reggie is cheating. Meanwhile, Renee is at fault when a liver cooler goes missing.
When Brown gives the Colonel a dollar he buys lotto ticket and wins big. So, Everyone fights overs who gets the money. Meanwhile, Sasha and Renee do a job swap and Sasha can't handle her job.
Brown and the Colonel create their own list of things they want to do before they die. Meanwhile, Will and Sasha talk to Joaquin about the Birds and Bees.
A senior African-American patient doesn't want Will to be his surgeon because he's black. Elsewhere, Brown discovers that Cora never went to the prom, so he decides to throw a special dance event at the house.
Edna promptly locks horns with the Colonel's arriving daughter, who insists that Edna sign a prenuptial agreement. Meanwhile, Brown and Derek join an exercise class.
Vera swoops in on the Brown house to recover from laser eye surgery. Meanwhile, Sasha discovers she's pregnant, as she and Will then struggle to keep the big news to themselves.
In the wake of losing his scholarship, Derek takes a job at the house---but he exploits the situation. Elsewhere, Joaquin adapts a thuggish persona to impress a schoolgirl.
Brianna falls in love for the first time with a dangerous looking thug. Meanwhile, Cora has to teach sex education.
Gordon has feelings for Cora; Derek and his fraternity brothers invade the Browns' home.
Cora gets a job offer in a new city; Joaquin records things with his new camera.
The Colonel suffers a heart attack at the altar. Reggie asks a reluctant Cora to marry him.
Nuptials are postponed in the wake of a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Cora accepts a job offer in Texas, a development that impacts her engagement to Reggie.
The Colonel finds religion and moves in with Brown in the aftermath of a health scare. Meanwhile, a wacky mix-up leads Brown to assume that Cora is pregnant.
Cora's class sets out to throw a farewell bash, but the party mood fades when Gordon spreads distressing news. Meanwhile, the Colonel contemplates living with Edna again.
Cora accepts Reggie's proposal, resulting in an unexpected development. Meanwhile, the notion of a new baby sparks jealousy in Joaquin.
Will forgets Sasha's birthday, so Brown and Cora help him make amends. Elsewhere, Brianna lands a new boyfriend and seeks Cora's romantic wisdom.
Sasha faints and is swiftly taken to the hospital. Elsewhere, it all gets taxing when Derek helps Brown with his taxes.
Where there's Will, there's a way: Will realizes that Renee's mere presence improves Sasha's spirits, so he pays her to be with Sasha. Meanwhile, Brown conjures up some magic (literally), and Joaquin has a sleepover.
Reggie and Brown get trapped in a storage room. Elsewhere, Vera fraternizes with Edna.
Reggie plans a dreamy candlelight dinner for Cora, which Brown then tries to sabotage. Elsewhere, Joaquin develops feelings for Simone.
Renee suffers through a nasty breakup, so Will and Sasha play matchmaker for her. Elsewhere, Brown is enlisted to endorse a body cream on television---but there are wrinkles when he then breaks out.
A different side of Reggie's personality creeps to the surface, stunning Cora. Meanwhile, Brown helps Derek land a job at the hospital.
Thelma slips in for a stay at Brown Meadows while Reggie is out of town. Elsewhere, Renee gets some cash, courtesy of Will.
Cora provides helpful words of wisdom to an insecure plus-size student. Elsewhere, Derek helps Brown produce an exercise tape.
After winning a recipe contest. the Neely's come to the Brown house to host their cooking show. Brianna teaches Joaquin a lesson about being a sore winner.
Rifts develop in Will and Sasha's home due to social networking. Elsewhere, Brown searches for a neighbor's lost pet, but he's more interested in netting the reward.
Renee becomes an overly demanding patient when she's admitted to the hospital. Meanwhile, Joaquin begins to emulate Derek.
Brown, Derek and Renee team up to get a photograph of a celebrity's baby; Will finds marijuana and tries to smoke out the owner.
Reggie chooses to stay in California, upsetting Cora. Meanwhile, Brown, having more courage than the others, gears up to teach Brianna to drive.
The men are determined to boycott Valentine's Day, but they change their tune when the ladies plan something special. The romantic theme continues when Brown concludes that Renee has a hush-hush crush on him.
The Colonel reconnects with his warfare past when the son of a fellow soldier arrives. Elsewhere, Brown gets a medical checkup.
Budget cuts at the school result in a layoff to either Brown or Cora. Meanwhile, Sasha passes an unwanted gift on to Renee
A man shows up claiming to be Cora's father. Renee promotes a blood drive party.
Will discovers an old friend of Sasha's is making herself sick. The Colonel and Derek try to get Brown off their golf team. He's really bad.
Vera thinks she's dying and confesses a secret. Simone tells Brianna she's pregnant.
Will's good friend, who's dating Renee, brings another woman over, angering Sasha. Cora bets Brown he can't be quiet for an entire day.
A major storm traps everyone at Colonel and Edna's house leaving Joaquin home alone.
Sasha becomes jealous when Renee's friend comes to town. Brown is haunted by nightmares of kissing Edna.
Brown accidentally becomes a hero. Brianna and Jamal sneak out to a costume party and take Joaquin with them.
Brianna goes to a party and lies to Simone about it. Joaquin is scared to go camping so Will and Brown have a trial run with him in the backyard.
Cora asks Renee to do a product-demonstration at her women's social group and they're shocked when Renee reveals the products. Brianna confronts pregnant Simone when she drinks at a party.
Derek has a crush on Renee. Brown gets fired from the school, forbidden to return until he apologizes to Gordon: a loathsome prospect.
A woman charges Sasha with sexual harassment. Joaquin's concerned teacher visits the house when he writes an essay about his family.
When Renee quits, Sasha hires a replacement who's even worse. Derek turns to Brown when he loses his girlfriend.
Will is outraged when he finds out Sasha's been secretly taking birth control. An overzealous bill collector hounds Brown.
Sasha's wallet is stolen while her, Will and Renee are at a club.
Brianna learns an important lesson about the dangers of texting while driving. Brown's cousin visits with another get rich quick scheme.
Will acts as a wing man for Anthony. The woman shows up at the house. Brown and Edna help Brianna get on the cheerleading squad.
Colonel discovers that his first fiance didn't die in the war after all. A classmate of Joaquin's befriends him to get close to Brianna.
Cora struggles to tell an intrusive neighbor, no. Joaquin sabotages Brianna just as a college recruiter comes to visit.
Darnell is uncomfortable when Cora invites him to bible study and the church lady hits on him. Simone contemplates putting her baby up for adoption.
Edna and Cora help Thelma deal with losing her job and home.
Sasha's mom shows up with a man half her age.
When Reggie returns unannounced, he's surprised to find Cora isn't into him anymore.
Cora takes the Colonel to court.
Brianna becomes jealous when Jamal uses Simone's life as inspiration for his short film.
Brown and Derek help Reggie improve himself to win Cora. Meanwhile Renee's ex comes in for a checkup, only to receive shocking news.
Renee passes out condoms at the school's health fair, putting her and Cora at odds. Derek meets a rich girl, Claudia, who wants to run his life.
Sasha's country relative comes to help out while Sasha is away.
Brown takes his first plane flight with Cora and everything goes wrong.
Simone introduces her mom - who wants Simone to marry the father of her child, Josh - to Sasha. Cora takes over the football team and they win their first game.
Cora gets addicted to online shopping. Meanwhile Brown finds an artifact in his backyard, which leads him to digging for treasure.
Cora's patience is tested when an lonely old lady continues to show up at her door looking for a companion. Brianna gets her first job at a fast food restaurant.
A friend of Reggie's tries to illegally recruit on Reggie's players. Joaquin writes an essay for Brianna. The essay wins the prize.