Toody and Muldoon go to great lengths for a chance to fish on a luxury cruiser.
The men of the 53rd allow Toody to select a gift for Sgt. Abrams.
Toody and his wife allow a former convict to live with them, but he is only comfortable in a prison environment.
Toody and Muldoon have been partners for nine years but are separated and miss each other.
An old lady evades eviction from a condemned apartment by charming the men who try to remove her.
The Muldoons play host to a blonde bombshell.
Toody and Muldoon try to nab a group of car thieves but lose their squad car in the process.
Lucille plays matchmaker for Muldoon and an old friend.
When Toody goes undercover to expose a dishonest gypsy, he believes that her curse is real.
After Toody plays tough with the landlord, he is unable to find a new apartment.
Toody becomes a comic sensation after another officer flops on Jack Paar's talk show.
Lucille's sudden submissiveness quickly loses its charm for Toody.
Toody plays the stock market with the officers' funds.
Muldoon unwittingly robs a bank while trying to nab the real thief.
The men perform in a special Christmas program for friends and family.
Toody tries to make a sacrifice so that Muldoon can be promoted.
The men of the 53rd compete in a barbershop-quartet competition.
Toody and Muldoon are forced to enforce the law in their district, but the plan backfires.
Lucille mistakes Toody's undercover assignment for an extramarital affair.
The men of the 53rd fret over a new inspector's rigid adherence to height and weight limits.
Toody tries to recover a painting given to him by an eccentric artist after learning its value.
Toody and Muldoon try to trick Leo into believing that it is Friday to avoid the weekly fight at the Schnauser home.
Muldoon's intellectual conversations with a new trainee lead Toody to study from an encyclopedia.
Sick of his milquetoast reputation, Muldoon is determined to change his perception.
Toody is assigned to nab pickpockets at Yankee Stadium but ends up being arrested.
A feared temporary replacement for Capt. Block is actually a pussycat.
Sylvia Schnauser is upset that she had been married by a judge and wants to make it real.
Toody and Muldoon search for a unique chair for Capt. Block's anniversary.
Toody's 11-year-old nephew solves a series of crimes.
Lucille dyes her hair blond and Toody goes overboard with excitement.
Muldoon is overcome with nerves at the prospect of transporting the president.
A movie on television causes Lucille and Muldoon to get the wrong idea about each other.
Toody and Muldoon become ill at the same time with identical symptoms.
In a flashback, Muldoon explains how Schnauser was moved from patrol on horseback to a squad car 12 years earlier.
Mitch Miller tries to give the 53rd precinct a chance to sing on his TV show, but Toody has the only bass voice.
Mrs. Bronson moves in to an apartment that is still under construction.
Mistakenly believing that Schnauser is an exiled Russian count, a band of phony spiritualists try to cash in.
The men invest in a Broadway play, not realizing that it is a protest against police brutality.
Working undercover, Toody gains the trust of a gang of bank robbers.
While minding Capt. Block's parrot, Toody inadvertently teaches it to say "I Hate Captain Block".
Sylvia Schnauser's love of cookies lands her a gig in a commercial.
The men replace a woman's shoddy furniture, not realizing that it a great deal of money is hidden within.
When the men of the 53rd purchase a large group of tickets for an off-Broadway show, rumors fly that the play is obscene.
After overhearing Capt. Block rehearsing a play, Toody and Muldoon mistakenly believe that he is a kleptomaniac.
When the men try to boost Muldoon's confidence, he becomes an egomaniac.
Toody and Muldoon inadvertently prevent a group of crooks from committing a crime.
Toody and Muldoon help set up ex-con Benny in a candy-store business but he again finds trouble.
Toody and Muldoon run against each other for the position of president of the Brotherhood Club.
Toody and Muldoon and are assigned to guard a visiting Russian official.
Muldoon discovers the truth about the legend of how his father cracked a major case.
The Toodys take on a boarder to earn some extra money.
After Toody mentions that it is an important day, the men panic because no one can remember the occasion.
The precinct works hard to both rehabilitate and employ alcoholic Charlie.
Toody and Muldoon try to make the bar mitzvah of a cruel landlord's son a success.
A group of criminals commit crimes based on a television show, but Toody, who has seen the show, counters their moves.
Mrs. Bronson opens a marriage brokerage that fraudulently promises that clients can wed movie stars.
With Lucille turning 40, Toody plans to give her a wig, buy Sylvia Schanuser's nosiness causes Lucille to suspect that Toody is cheating on her.
Sylvia Schnauser acts a decoy to rid the city of dishonest con artists posing as book publishers.
Toody and Muldoon try to convince a woman's hairdresser boyfriend to quit the boxing ring.
Desperate for extra men, Capt. Block transfers an officer to his precinct who brings bad fortune wherever he goes.
An Extended Interview with Charlotte Rae and Hank Garrett