All Seasons

Season 1

  • S01E01 Who's for Swordfish?

    • September 17, 1961
    • NBC

    Toody and Muldoon go to great lengths for a chance to fish on a luxury cruiser.

  • S01E02 Something Nice for Sol

    • September 24, 1961
    • NBC

    The men of the 53rd allow Toody to select a gift for Sgt. Abrams.

  • S01E03 Home Sweet Sing Sing

    • October 1, 1961
    • NBC

    Toody and his wife allow a former convict to live with them, but he is only comfortable in a prison environment.

  • S01E04 Change Your Partners

    • October 8, 1961
    • NBC

    Toody and Muldoon have been partners for nine years but are separated and miss each other.

  • S01E05 I Won't Go

    • October 15, 1961
    • NBC

    An old lady evades eviction from a condemned apartment by charming the men who try to remove her.

  • S01E06 Muldoon's Star

    • October 22, 1961
    • NBC

    The Muldoons play host to a blonde bombshell.

  • S01E07 Paint Job

    • October 29, 1961
    • NBC

    Toody and Muldoon try to nab a group of car thieves but lose their squad car in the process.

  • S01E08 Love Finds Muldoon

    • November 5, 1961
    • NBC

    Lucille plays matchmaker for Muldoon and an old friend.

  • S01E09 Gypsy Curse

    • November 12, 1961
    • NBC

    When Toody goes undercover to expose a dishonest gypsy, he believes that her curse is real.

  • S01E10 Thirty Days Notice

    • November 19, 1961
    • NBC

    After Toody plays tough with the landlord, he is unable to find a new apartment.

  • S01E11 Catch Me on the Paar Show

    • November 26, 1961
    • NBC

    Toody becomes a comic sensation after another officer flops on Jack Paar's talk show.

  • S01E12 The Taming of Lucille

    • December 3, 1961
    • NBC

    Lucille's sudden submissiveness quickly loses its charm for Toody.

  • S01E13 Put It in the Bank

    • December 10, 1961
    • NBC

    Toody plays the stock market with the officers' funds.

  • S01E14 Get Well, Officer Schnauser

    • December 17, 1961
    • NBC

    Muldoon unwittingly robs a bank while trying to nab the real thief.

  • S01E15 Christmas at the 53rd

    • December 24, 1961
    • NBC

    The men perform in a special Christmas program for friends and family.

  • S01E16 The Sacrifice

    • January 7, 1962
    • NBC

    Toody tries to make a sacrifice so that Muldoon can be promoted.

  • S01E17 Boom, Boom, Boom

    • January 14, 1962
    • NBC

    The men of the 53rd compete in a barbershop-quartet competition.

  • S01E18 Toody and Muldoon Crack Down

    • January 21, 1962
    • NBC

    Toody and Muldoon are forced to enforce the law in their district, but the plan backfires.

  • S01E19 Toody's Paradise

    • January 28, 1962
    • NBC

    Lucille mistakes Toody's undercover assignment for an extramarital affair.

  • S01E20 How High Is Up?

    • February 4, 1962
    • NBC

    The men of the 53rd fret over a new inspector's rigid adherence to height and weight limits.

  • S01E21 Toody and the Art World

    • February 11, 1962
    • NBC

    Toody tries to recover a painting given to him by an eccentric artist after learning its value.

  • S01E22 What Happened to Thursday?

    • February 18, 1962
    • NBC

    Toody and Muldoon try to trick Leo into believing that it is Friday to avoid the weekly fight at the Schnauser home.

  • S01E23 How Smart Can You Get?

    • February 25, 1962
    • NBC

    Muldoon's intellectual conversations with a new trainee lead Toody to study from an encyclopedia.

  • S01E24 Today I Am a Man

    • March 4, 1962
    • NBC

    Sick of his milquetoast reputation, Muldoon is determined to change his perception.

  • S01E25 No More Pickpockets

    • March 11, 1962
    • NBC

    Toody is assigned to nab pickpockets at Yankee Stadium but ends up being arrested.

  • S01E26 The Beast Who Walked the Bronx

    • March 18, 1962
    • NBC

    A feared temporary replacement for Capt. Block is actually a pussycat.

  • S01E27 The Courtship of Sylvia Schnauser

    • March 25, 1962
    • NBC

    Sylvia Schnauser is upset that she had been married by a judge and wants to make it real.

  • S01E28 The Auction

    • April 1, 1962
    • NBC

    Toody and Muldoon search for a unique chair for Capt. Block's anniversary.

  • S01E29 Quiet! We're Thinking

    • April 8, 1962
    • NBC

    Toody's 11-year-old nephew solves a series of crimes.

  • S01E30 I Love Lucille

    • April 22, 1962
    • NBC

    Lucille dyes her hair blond and Toody goes overboard with excitement.

Season 2

  • S02E01 Hail to the Chief

    • September 16, 1962
    • NBC

    Muldoon is overcome with nerves at the prospect of transporting the president.

  • S02E02 One Sleepy People

    • September 23, 1962
    • NBC

    A movie on television causes Lucille and Muldoon to get the wrong idea about each other.

  • S02E03 A Man Is Not an Ox

    • September 30, 1962
    • NBC

    Toody and Muldoon become ill at the same time with identical symptoms.

  • S02E04 Schnauser's Last Ride

    • October 7, 1962
    • NBC

    In a flashback, Muldoon explains how Schnauser was moved from patrol on horseback to a squad car 12 years earlier.

  • S02E05 Toody and Muldoon Sing Along with Mitch

    • October 14, 1962
    • NBC

    Mitch Miller tries to give the 53rd precinct a chance to sing on his TV show, but Toody has the only bass voice.

  • S02E06 Occupancy, August 1st

    • October 21, 1962
    • NBC

    Mrs. Bronson moves in to an apartment that is still under construction.

  • S02E07 Remember St. Petersburg

    • October 28, 1962
    • NBC

    Mistakenly believing that Schnauser is an exiled Russian count, a band of phony spiritualists try to cash in.

  • S02E08 That's Show Business

    • November 4, 1962
    • NBC

    The men invest in a Broadway play, not realizing that it is a protest against police brutality.

  • S02E09 Toody Undercover

    • November 11, 1962
    • NBC

    Working undercover, Toody gains the trust of a gang of bank robbers.

  • S02E10 I Hate Captain Block

    • November 18, 1962
    • NBC

    While minding Capt. Block's parrot, Toody inadvertently teaches it to say "I Hate Captain Block".

  • S02E11 A Star Is Born in the Bronx

    • November 25, 1962
    • NBC

    Sylvia Schnauser's love of cookies lands her a gig in a commercial.

  • S02E12 Pretzel Mary

    • December 2, 1962
    • NBC

    The men replace a woman's shoddy furniture, not realizing that it a great deal of money is hidden within.

  • S02E13 142 Tickets on the Aisle

    • December 9, 1962
    • NBC

    When the men of the 53rd purchase a large group of tickets for an off-Broadway show, rumors fly that the play is obscene.

  • S02E14 Stop Thief

    • December 16, 1962
    • NBC

    After overhearing Capt. Block rehearsing a play, Toody and Muldoon mistakenly believe that he is a kleptomaniac.

  • S02E15 Je T'Adore Muldoon

    • December 30, 1962
    • NBC

    When the men try to boost Muldoon's confidence, he becomes an egomaniac.

  • S02E16 The White Elephant

    • January 6, 1963
    • NBC

    Toody and Muldoon inadvertently prevent a group of crooks from committing a crime.

  • S02E17 Benny the Bookie's Last Chance

    • January 13, 1963
    • NBC

    Toody and Muldoon help set up ex-con Benny in a candy-store business but he again finds trouble.

  • S02E18 The Presidential Itch

    • January 20, 1963
    • NBC

    Toody and Muldoon run against each other for the position of president of the Brotherhood Club.

  • S02E19 Toody and Muldoon Meet the Russians

    • January 27, 1963
    • NBC

    Toody and Muldoon and are assigned to guard a visiting Russian official.

  • S02E20 Here We Go Again

    • February 3, 1963
    • NBC

    Muldoon discovers the truth about the legend of how his father cracked a major case.

  • S02E21 The Star Boarder

    • February 10, 1963
    • NBC

    The Toodys take on a boarder to earn some extra money.

  • S02E22 The Biggest Day of the Year

    • February 17, 1963
    • NBC

    After Toody mentions that it is an important day, the men panic because no one can remember the occasion.

  • S02E23 Here Comes Charlie

    • February 24, 1963
    • NBC

    The precinct works hard to both rehabilitate and employ alcoholic Charlie.

  • S02E24 See You at the Bar Mitzvah

    • March 3, 1963
    • NBC

    Toody and Muldoon try to make the bar mitzvah of a cruel landlord's son a success.

  • S02E25 I've Been Here Before

    • March 10, 1963
    • NBC

    A group of criminals commit crimes based on a television show, but Toody, who has seen the show, counters their moves.

  • S02E26 Joan Crawford Didn't Say No

    • March 17, 1963
    • NBC

    Mrs. Bronson opens a marriage brokerage that fraudulently promises that clients can wed movie stars.

  • S02E27 Lucille Is 40

    • March 24, 1963
    • NBC

    With Lucille turning 40, Toody plans to give her a wig, buy Sylvia Schanuser's nosiness causes Lucille to suspect that Toody is cheating on her.

  • S02E28 The Loves of Sylvia Schnauser

    • March 31, 1963
    • NBC

    Sylvia Schnauser acts a decoy to rid the city of dishonest con artists posing as book publishers.

  • S02E29 Puncher and Judy

    • April 7, 1963
    • NBC

    Toody and Muldoon try to convince a woman's hairdresser boyfriend to quit the boxing ring.

  • S02E30 The Curse of the Snitkins

    • April 14, 1963
    • NBC

    Desperate for extra men, Capt. Block transfers an officer to his precinct who brings bad fortune wherever he goes.

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