WARNING: To Adrienne Clarkson! DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ! Segments include: Ralph Klein on Health Care Bas MacLaren covering the throne speech Mrs. Enid & Mrs. Eulalia on Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction "Sports Beat" discusses the SuperBowl "Captain Paul went Sailing" music video Dakey Dunn on Paul Martin Why a Tim Horton's travel mug is better than a Canadian passport Playboy Grotto