Jack is planning his life story for the next week's telecast, and the show opens with Rochester typing up the script. Mel Blanc plays the postman delivering a telegram. The Sportsmen Quartet sing 'You must have been a beautiful baby.' Benny auditions actors for the show; he casts a beautiful girl as his first love, and his real first love as his mother. Instead of casting the little boy trying out for the part of himself as a boy, he casts the tough, pushy little boy who is acting as his agent.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| John Tackaberry | Writer | ||
| Sam Perrin | Writer | ||
| George Balzer | Writer | ||
| Milt Josefsberg | Writer | ||
| Ralph Levy | Director |