One of Jack's elderly fans interrupts his monologue to request that he kiss her like he kissed Marilyn Monroe. Rochester comes out to tell Jack that an interviewer is waiting for him backstage. The Sportsmen Quartet do the Lucky commercial to the tune of 'By the light of the silvery moon.' In the sketch, Jack tells the interviewer about his childhood. In flashback, Jack plays his own father, arguing with little Jack over money, and playing in a string quartet.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sam Perrin | Writer | ||
| George Balzer | Writer | ||
| Milt Josefsberg | Writer | ||
| John Tackaberry | Writer | ||
| Ralph Levy | Director |