Beim Sammeln von Gesteinsproben auf einem ansonsten recht langweiligen Planeten erfährt Yoko, dass dort ein Talentwettbewerb stattfinden soll. Sie ist Feuer und Flamme und nimmt daran Teil. Yoko gewinnt den Wettbewerb, doch es stellt sich heraus, dass der nur Mittel zum Zweck war, um die schönste, talentierteste und sportlichste Frau des Universums zu ermitteln und ihre Eigenschaften auf die hässliche, schneckenartige Königin des Planeten zu übertragen...
While on a mission, Josh, Yoko and Brett stop at a nearby intergalactic "truck-stop" to gas-up and, to their surprise, find that the place is bustling with activity. Why? Because that night they’re hosting the first-ever "Miss Cosmos" Pageant! Josh also decides to stay because of the alien girl. Despite Brett’s protests, Josh goes to a date with the alien girl and Yoko signs up for the competition… and, despite all the completely hilarious/freaky aliens she's up against, eventually wins. Meanwhile, Brett discovers something strange and tries to explain that to Josh and Yoko, but fails. Yoko, Brett and the pageant contestants are captured. What Yoko doesn't know is that the pageant is being run by an evil alien who is using the contest to steal the contestant's beauty and brains. Yoko's beauty and brains are stolen when Brett and the contestants feel they'll be going to doom! Can Josh save their teammates and the pageant contestants before it’s too late? In a b-story, Josh falls for an alien girl.
