Heffer becomes a security guard and finds it isn't all he expected it to be, in fact, it's quite scary.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mark O'Hare | Writer | ||
| Timothy Berglund | Writer | ||
| Madstone Theater | Writer | ||
| Jeff Myers | Writer | ||
| Martin Olsen | Writer | ||
| Stephen Hillenburg | Writer | ||
| Billy West | Guest Star | ||
| Stephen Hillenburg | Director | ||
| Timothy Berglund | Director |