Soccer on Saturday / Opening Titles / Announcements, and News Round-up / That's Tough / Super-scouse / Do Or Die by Human League / Commercial Break / Announcements, including Count Custard, and Chris's Embarrassing Childhood Story / Cliff Richard in a Loincloth / Alexei Sayle / Jimmy Saville Impression / Stacy Brown Got Two by Shel Silverstein / Announcements / Beat Your Brains Out / Algernon Razzamatazz / Tanks For Dropping In! / Commercial Break / Alexei Sayle on Art / Children's Programmes For Grown-ups / Houdi-Elbow / Whoofalot Advert / Pause For Thought / American Banking Clip / Announcements / Film Clip of Man Hitting His Nose With a Hammer / John Gorman's Birthday / The Greatest Show on Legs / Weekend Wind-up / Closing Credits /
Report on Last Week's Episode / Opening Titles / News of the Week / Bank Robber Sketch / Chris in the Audience / Find Yourself Another Fool by The Blues Band / PC Plod / Beatles Competition Result, and Count Custard / Joshua Yarlog / Commercial Break / Courtroom Sketch / Dustin Hoffman Volkswagen Ad / Jehovah's Witnesses Sketch / Do Wah Diddy Diddy by Manfred Mann / Announcements / Beat Your Brains Out, including Lady Lewisham Clip / Henry 9 Till 5 (cartoon) by Bob Godfrey / Algernon Razzamatazz / Tanks For Dropping In! / Commercial Break / Houdi-Elbow Mind-Reading Trick / Airplane Clip / Chris in the Audience / Blues at Ten / Weekend Wind-up / Mastermind Sketch, and Closing Credits /
Satirical Desert Sketch / Opening Titles / News of the Week / Bedroom Sketch / Move On by Fashion / Announcements, and Competition Results / Weather Report Clip / World Cup Preview / Commercial Break / Continuity Announcer Sketch / Announcements / Thought For the Day / I Can't Explain by The Who / Count Custard / Hilaire Belloc Poem / Beat Your Brains Out / Alexei Sayle and Radical Posture / Bellamy on Ice / Going For a Spin / Commercial Break / Riot in Studio / Laurie (Strange Things Happen) by Dickey Lee / Charlie the Monkey / Balls Pond Road / Weekend Wind-up Caption / PC Plod / I Wanna Bang Me 'Ead, and Closing Credits /
Tennis '82 / Opening Titles / News of the Week / Bus Stop Sketch / Public Telephone Box Sketch / Restless by Gillan / Gillan Competition, and Competition Result / Joshua Yarlog / Commercial Break / A Criminal Office of Information Film / Corporal Punishment Sketch / Kama Sutra Rides Again (cartoon) by Bob Godfrey / Beat Your Brains Out / Julia in The Sun / Mrs Robinson by Simon and Garfunkel / The BPITA Award / Alexei Sayle / Randyberg Advert / Count Custard / Telephone Answering Machine Sketch / Commercial Break / Copper / Toy Box Tales / Weekend Wind-up with Joshua Yarlog / New Orleans by Gillan, and Closing Credits /
Telephone Sketch / Opening Titles / News of the Week / Barry Manilow Sketch / Octavo and Philippe / Gastropod Link / Some Guys Have All the Luck by Robert Palmer / Charlie the Monkey Link / Looking at Literature / Commercial Break / Park Sketch 1 / Bottom of the World / Park Sketch 2 / Competition Results / Alexei Sayle / Jeans Advert / Beat Your Brains Out / Careers '82 / Commercial Break / Bunker Sketch / Around and Around by The Rolling Stones / Spit the Dog Song / How to Cross the Road / Cigarette Trick / The BPITA Award / The Great Gustavo / Weekend Wind-up, and Closing Credits /
Licensed Sex Shop / Opening Titles / Announcements / News of the Week / Train Strike / Gastropod Link / Loving Me, Loving You by Steve Gibbons Band / Announcements, and Competition Results / Bedtime Story / Nutty Norman Hat / Commercial Break / Strip Poker / A Party Political Broadcast on Behalf of the Reggae Party / SAS Retraining Office / Algernon Razzamatazz / Beat Your Brains Out / Cheap Air Travel / Drowning in Berlin by Mobiles / Charlie the Monkey / A Fine Romance / French Shaver Advert / Spit the Dog / Pop-up Toaster by Alexei Sayle / Commercials / Alcoholics Anonymous / Have I the Right by Honeycombs / The BPITA Award, and Announcements / Bob in a Barrel / The Greatest Show on Legs / Weekend Wind-up, and Closing Credits /
Weather Report (Michael Palin) / Opening Titles / Announcement by Chris / News of the Week / Germ Warfare / Gastropod Poem / It Ain't What You Do (It's the Way That You Do It) by The Fun Boy Three and Bananarama / Algernon Razzamatazz Questioned by the Police / Bornhoffen Advert / Competition Results / A Party Political Broadcast on Behalf of the Totally Honest Party (Michael Palin) / Commercial Break / Lager Announcement / Negotiators on a Train (with Michael Palin) / The Deal by Pat Campbell / The Week's Good Cause (Michael Palin) / Beat Your Brains Out / Alexei Sayle / Commercial Break / Valentine's Day / Valentine's Card Sketch / She Loved Like Diamond by Spandau Ballet (excerpt) / Houdi-Elbow / Arthur Spendlove's Cookery & Gossip Corner (Michael Palin) / My Babe by Spencer Davis Group / Joshua Yarlog Goes Disco, and Closing Credits /
Chief Editor Speech / Opening Titles / How to Do the OTT Actions / News of the Week / Zimbabwe Talk / Romantic Cameraman and Camerawoman / Dolly Parton's Tits by Maclean and Maclean / Couple Talking / The Making of a Manchester United Supporter / Obscene Telephone Call / Delbert Wilkins / Commercial Break / Announcements, and Competition Results / Spot the Willy / Temporary Beauty by Graham Parker / Plastic Surgeon Sketch / Heavy Metal (excerpt) / Competition, and Algernon Razzamatazz / Beat Your Brains Out (BBC Version) / Schoolboy Sketch / Alexei Sayle / Commercial Break / Acapulco Sketch / She Loves You by The Beatles / Child Psychologists / Shell Luma Advert / The BPITA Award / From Small Things, Mama, Big Things One Day Come by Dave Edmunds / Beat Your Brains Out (ITV Version), and Closing Credits /
Three Comedians in a Pub / Opening Titles / Mr Mary Whitehouse / News of the Week / Algernon Razzamatazz / News of the Week (continued) / SAS Sketch / Is it a Dream by Classix Nouveaux / Tax Return Sketch / Commercial Break / Car Wash Legs / Ullo John! Got a New Motor? by Alexei Sayle / Pulsebeat / Wedding Song / Woman & Man / Stiksy Advert / Competition Results / Beat Your Brains Out / Church Sketch / The Only Professional Flasher On the Books by Tom Bright / Commercial Break / Pearly Gates Sketch / Dear Margery Boobs (cartoon) by Bob Godfrey / Argument Over Breakfast / Help Me, Rhonda by The Beach Boys / Matabele Girls by Joshua Yarlog, and Closing Credits /
Snooker Sketch / Opening Titles / Breakfast TV Rivalry / Tearful Eye by Nine Below Zero / Announcements / Bedroom Sketch / Competition Result / Recap of Snooker Sketch / Fishing Story / Haircut Sketch / Pregnant Woman / Commercial Break / TV License Sketch / Algernon Razzamatazz / Ball and Chain by XTC / Cricketers Sketch / David Bellamy / Outtake From Previous Sketch / Hospital Sketch / Beat Your Brains Out / Pub Sketch / Commercial Break / Medieval Pub Sketch / Glad All Over and Bits and Pieces by The Dave Clark Five / Electrical Shop Sketch / Wipe Away Your Kiss by Nine Below Zero, and Closing Credits / The BPITA Award, and Closing News Items / Ken's Furry Friends /
Adultery Sketch / Opening Titles / Bob and Spit the Dog / Joshua Yarlog and The Disco G Strings / Announcements, and Competition Results / Honeymoon Sketch / Bob and Charlie the Monkey / Breakfast Sketch / Tobacco Road by The Nashville Teens / Algernon Razzamatazz / Boardroom Sketch / Commercial Break / Bernard Manning / Street Player - Mechanik by Fashion / Beat Your Brains Out / Oriental Orchestra Advert / Train Ticket Sketch / Spoof Cigar Advert / Commercial Break / Courtroom Sketch / Dream Doll (cartoon) by Bob Godfrey / The BPITA Award / Shout! Shout! Knock Yourself Out by Rocky Sharpe and the Replays, and Closing Credits / Bernard Manning /
OTT Song by Roy Wood, including News of the Week / Beat Your Brains Out, Announcements, and Competition Results / Restaurant Sketch / Wiki Wiki Advert / Cricket Sketch / Encyclopedia Sketch / Dear John by Status Quo / Pig Sick / Commercial Break / After the Bomb / Pulsebeat / Jimmy Saville Impression / Save it For Later by The Beat / Bedroom Sketch / Making of a Movie / Commercial Break / Japanese Olive Soap Ad / Bags of Fun / Ice Cream Ad / Announcements / Stacy Brown Got Two by Shel Silverstein (outtakes) / David Bellamy Outtake / Stand Down Margaret by The Beat with Algernon Razzamatazz, and Closing Credits /
Compilation episode