Chief Editor Speech / Opening Titles / How to Do the OTT Actions / News of the Week / Zimbabwe Talk / Romantic Cameraman and Camerawoman / Dolly Parton's Tits by Maclean and Maclean / Couple Talking / The Making of a Manchester United Supporter / Obscene Telephone Call / Delbert Wilkins / Commercial Break / Announcements, and Competition Results / Spot the Willy / Temporary Beauty by Graham Parker / Plastic Surgeon Sketch / Heavy Metal (excerpt) / Competition, and Algernon Razzamatazz / Beat Your Brains Out (BBC Version) / Schoolboy Sketch / Alexei Sayle / Commercial Break / Acapulco Sketch / She Loves You by The Beatles / Child Psychologists / Shell Luma Advert / The BPITA Award / From Small Things, Mama, Big Things One Day Come by Dave Edmunds / Beat Your Brains Out (ITV Version), and Closing Credits /