Desperate to get more sweet doctor's lollipops, Dilweed and Fungus go about making themselves sick and in the process they conjure up a giant snot monster.
Buford comes up with the greatest insult ever, but Dilweed and Fungus misinterpret it as the greatest nickname ever and make a fortune cashing in on it.
Dilweed and Fungus go to a taping of their favourite show, the "Winky the Mole Show", but they accidentally wander onto set and become stars on live TV.
Dilweed and Fungus think Woodchuck Morris is calling to give them directives, but it's really Hooves who is trying to protect his prize gourd from them.