WNYX staffers evaluate their co-workers, leading to problems based on Matthew's belief that Bill is a God. Jimmy buys fake movie memorabilia, unaware that the sled from Citizen Kane was named 'Rosebud' not 'Rose Bowl'. Joe represents Jimmy in a lawsuit against the man who sold the items.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Paul Simms | Writer | Story | |
| Alan J. Higgins | Writer | Teleplay | |
| Josh Lieb | Writer | Teleplay | |
| Lewis Morton | Writer | Story | |
| Brian Kelley | Producer | Co-Producer | |
| Kent Zbornak | Producer | Producer | |
| Julie Bean | Producer | Associate Producer | |
| Joe Furey | Producer | Supervising Producer | |
| Jeffrey Goldstein | Producer | Associate Producer | |
| Josh Lieb | Producer | Supervising Producer | |
| Lewis Morton | Producer | Co-Producer | |
| Drake Sather | Producer | Producer | |
| Glenn Walker Harris Jr. | Guest Star | Kyle | |
| George Lindsey | Guest Star | Himself | |
| David Clennon | Guest Star | Judge | |
| Brad Grey | Executive Producer | Executive Producer | |
| Bernie Brillstein | Executive Producer | Executive Producer | |
| Paul Simms | Executive Producer | Executive Producer | |
| Tom Cherones | Director |