Mork spends his time burning illegal porn DVDs for his school mate customers. The family business is a barber shop, just across the road from the school. Tee, the only drum major in the school, has to get a haircut to pass cadet inspection the next day, but everything goes wrong. Tee and Mork have known about each other for 3 years, but Mork has refused Tee's advances - and this may be about to change. Mork is certainly interested in watching when Tee arrives in wet clothes and his father forces Mork to give him dry clothes (previously worn) to change into....
Mork and Tee announce a gay relationship, they even do it according to "school protocol". This is allegedly a fake relationship to attact the attention of Tee's ex-girlfriend, but it seems like there's too much reality happening between them, especially when no-one is watching. And Mork's younger brother also seems to be very close to his best friend.....
Mork and Tee go to the movies, and both have problems with unwanted erections, then they get closer and closer while carefully trying to avoid getting too "gay". His younger brother Morn and his friend Gord both refer to Tee as Mork's boyfriend, and when a customer asks for gay porn DVDs and Mork says he no longer keeps them, his father tells him off and takes over the sales pitch to the customer. Morn is keen to become an actor, but Gord thinks there might be something nasty going on.
Mork with Tee have a disturbing night, followed by a "Relationships" class with an unfortunate choice of teacher (read the subbers' notes), a dumb conman and a smarter friend revealing his family situation, and finally the explanation for what happened 3 years ago that makes Mork and Tee's relationship so complicated.....