Mork spends his time burning illegal porn DVDs for his school mate customers. The family business is a barber shop, just across the road from the school. Tee, the only drum major in the school, has to get a haircut to pass cadet inspection the next day, but everything goes wrong. Tee and Mork have known about each other for 3 years, but Mork has refused Tee's advances - and this may be about to change. Mork is certainly interested in watching when Tee arrives in wet clothes and his father forces Mork to give him dry clothes (previously worn) to change into....