I think Keren's phone is broken. Jackson loves himself. Landon has blue eyes. Khoa admits he wore women's clothing. A few years ago, Keren and I were moving into a new apartment. We packed everything in her car. When we got there, the place was beautiful and we were happy. I went downstairs to get all our stuff when I opened the back door. A blue glass vase fell out of it and shattered everywhere. It was her favorite vase she's ever had. I didn't know you could have a favorite vase but she's weird like that. Well I tried to sweep it all up before she could see it. I was going to tell her we must've lost it but as I was picking up the last piece in the parking lot, she walked out to the car. As soon as she saw the color of the glass she knew what it was. She started crying. I kept apologizing and she kept saying it was okay. Accidents happen. I was glad that was over with so I went back to the car and opened the back door again. Unfortunately her favorite lamp fell out and shattered on the ground. She was standing right behind me. I turned around. I cried. She slapped me so hard, I landed upstairs in our apartment with all of our belongings, fully furnished and decorated in the places they were supposed to be. I cried. The broken vase cried. The lamp cried with me. I slept on the couch for the first month.