Segments in Episode Two: 1) "Mis-apprehended"-A guy's car brakes down. He's picked up by an elderly man and the younger woman he's with. When the man stops to take a pee. The woman says that she's been kidnapped. 2)"I've Got A Crush On You"- A woman (Heather-Elizabeth Parkhurst from "Shermen Oaks") is flattened after a suicidal man falls on her from a building. 3)"The Freak"- Aliens have enslaved the Earth. One of them falls in love with a human slave (Sherrie Rose) 4)"There's This Traveling Salesman, See"-A traveling salesman breaks down in front of a farmhouse. Farmer says he can stay, but don't screw his daughter. 5)"Double Vision"- A man who just regained his sight via eye transplant experiences disturbing visions while he's falling for his doctor (Saxon Trainor) 6)"Busty Gusty"- A faux documentary on the rise and fall 'legendary' stripper Busty Gusty (Kitten Natividad) 7)"Some Guys Have All The Luck"-A woman asks her guy friend to meet her pen-pal who thinks she's a man.He sends his friend instead. 8) "The Hitchhiker"- A female hitch-hiker rebukes a man so he follow her. Disaster (of the idiotic kind) ensues 9) "the Right Number"- A man and women meet via phone sex and marry but can't get off without the phone.