Segments in Episode Three: 1)"Dogs Playing Poker"- An art dealer plays a game of high-stakes poker. 2)"The Branding"- A married sound editor on location for a movie in Europe is mugged and ends up cheating on his wife. 3) "The Portal"- A group of old people think they've stumbled on the fountain of youth. 4) "the Perfect Woman"-A desperate guy calls a 1 900 number looking for his ideal woman. 5)"Within ten minutes"- Castro launches a nuclear warhead that will hit in ten minutes. 6)"Tango"- An Adrew Dice Clay like comic is trapped with a feminist bitch in an elevator. 7)"The House Guest"- Woman thinks a bum is her ex-fiancé. 8)"Cafe L'Amour"- A man lust for a women sitting next to him at a restaurant. 9)"Wet Dream"- A talking goldfish lusts for a black chick and changes into a man.