All Seasons

Season 1

  • S01E01 The GTA 4 Fast Traffic Playthrough, part 1

    • March 11, 2024
    • YouTube

    In traffic at a speed of 9999999 - yep, I saw a tiktok of someone playing GTA with that, found the mod that it used and have started my own playthrough. Good luck, me. Grand Theft Auto IV but the traffic moves far, far too fast. This rules, dude. I love this game. Liberty City is finally as scary and strange as real life New York. Queens. Manhattan. The Bronx. Sorry I'm just showing off down here.

  • S01E02 GTA with the cars turned ALL the way up

    • April 10, 2024
    • YouTube

    This game is completely perfect, and I love it very, very much. The cars are far too fast but with planning, with gumption, and above all, with a seemingly endless amount of time, I really think we can get through this! This is the third mission of the game, Three's A Crowd - Mallorie and Michelle are at the train station and Niko needs to pick them up, drop them off, then grab some sweet new clothes.

  • S01E03 Can you fall in love when every car travels at 10,000 km/h?

    • May 5, 2024
    • YouTube

    Fast traffic Grand Theft Auto IV continues! With traffic speed way, way up, Niko tries to make his way over to Michelle for a beautiful date. Will they get to the bowling alley? Will Niko win, and deliver Michelle home safe? Let's find out, right now!

  • S01E04 A lift for Jermaine, but every car except mine goes 999 km/h

    • May 10, 2024
    • YouTube

    Hello! Hello! It's another wonderful highlight of the fast traffic GTA 4 playthrough! Mission 6, Easy Fare, is a simple mission designed to introduce Pay n Spray to the player. However it introduces us to Pain, and Sprain. From repeated car impacts and general sadness and misery. I wonder if anyone reads these, god knows I wouldn't. Enjoy the video!

  • S01E05 Two simple GTA 4 missions BUT all cars travel at light speed

    • May 23, 2024
    • YouTube

    Pick up the Little Jacob! Break the window! Get back to the base! All this and more - mainly crushing failure - in this week's episode of Fast Traffic GTA IV. You can catch these streaming live on twitch OR check out the playlist for the playthrough so far. As of video upload I am up to 27/88 missions cleared.

  • S01E06 I beat a GTA 4 mission with the traffic going 9999 km/h, AGAIN

    • May 29, 2024
    • YouTube

    Jacob is dead. Jacob is dead. Jacob is dead. Jacob is dead. Jacob is dead. Every time he dies we remember we're alive. Anyways I'm playing the GTA IV game more! This game rules. Here we come up against the first major speedbump of the playthrough: multiple step escort missions. No checkpoints in GTA 4. No nothing, honestly. Certainly no mercy.

  • S01E07 Playing GTA 4 with 9999 km/h traffic, AGAIN

    • July 10, 2024
    • YouTube

    GTA 4 with fast traffic doesn't stand a chance. Tom Walker is here! That's right I'm back! I'm back and I'm using the "[doing blank], AGAIN" format for the title (, AGAIN) because youtube titles are hard! Here I take on the missions Hung Out To Dry and Clean Getaway in Grand Theft Auto IV with the Warp Eleven mod and the attempts stretch over multiple states, multiple weeks. It's an odyssey. It's a triumph of the human spirit over adversity.

  • S01E08 Pulling over vans, but every other car goes at 9,999 km/h

    • July 24, 2024
    • YouTube

    Attempting the "pull over three vans" mission AKA Crime and Punishment in Grand Theft Auto IV while the traffic is going simply wild. This was the first mission to truly break me. To crack me wide open and make me admit defeat. This is part of my ongoing project to defeat Grand Theft Auto IV with maximum traffic - which you can check out in the rest of this playlist! The nightmare continues, the nightmare lives.

  • S01E09 I finished EIGHT MISSIONS in GTA 4 with 999% speed traffic

    • August 8, 2024
    • YouTube

    That's one damn youtube-core title. Damn. What have I become. ANYWAYS, It's the return of your favourite GTA 4 series - I'm playing through GTA 4 with the traffic set to "Far Too Fast" and in this episode, edited down through MANY hours of streams, I pass a staggering EIGHT missions. We meet and destroy multiple people. We also destroy Roman's life. Oh well! You win some you lose some!

  • S01E10 Can you complete Brucie's missions with every non-essential car at 9999 speed?

    • August 15, 2024
    • YouTube

    GTA 4's street racing is a little bit harder when half the cars are unstoppable meteorites, but Tom Walker (guy writing this blurb) is too stubborn and dumb to stop now! NOTHING will stop him from walking bravely into traffic, cowering behind a fence as taxis crash against it like waves wearing away a cliff, or letting a sedan send Niko to the land of wind and ghosts. Here's the dang edit - the fast car playthrough continues, apace. Stay to the end for a heartbreaking reveal.

  • S01E11 Can I make it to the second island when every other car goes 9999 km/h?

    • August 29, 2024
    • YouTube

    Tom Walker's fast car GTA playthrough continues! The cars are fast and unpredictable but progress is STEADY and EARNED. Tom marches determinedly through the car-infested streets of Liberty City, putting pedal to the metal and Niko to the floor. This episode we get real close with our good buddy Playboy X, who I despise. Yep, that's right, it was ME writing the description all along! Anyway, Playboy X's aim is terrible and his AI is even worse. He makes you yearn for Little Jacob. We didn't know what we had.

  • S01E12 "Tommy Salami" passes MORE MISSIONS in GTA 4 with every car going FAR too fast.

    • September 5, 2024
    • YouTube

    Fast Car GTA continues! This week Tom grapples with cars, that classic GTA 4 mission structure and salami-based slander. Demi walks in and smells cured meats and just like that a man's whole world fell apart. Sometimes life just stinks - of salami, that is. But I smell like a normal human man. Demi had an olfactory hallucination and I ended up banning Salami, Sa*ami, and every other possible permutation from my chat. Oh yeah and the game still exists. Damn this wonderful game!

  • S01E13 I get hit by every car in GTA 4, but I clear 6 missions (and give up on one.)

    • September 14, 2024
    • YouTube

    SIX missions! Seven attempted but don't WORRY about that! It doesn't MATTER that I gave up on that STUPID mission that's IMPOSSIBLE! We spend more time with the McReary's, Playboy X, and more horrible, awful, nasty characters. On the upside we also get hit by a hundred cars a second and get to play dress-ups! AND I drive a garbage truck and fly a helicopter. I'm writing this on my computer while my cat sits on my lap. Wow. He's sooooo nice. His name is Norm and everyone loves him! Anyway, please enjoy more wonderful gameplay.