Fast Car GTA continues! This week Tom grapples with cars, that classic GTA 4 mission structure and salami-based slander. Demi walks in and smells cured meats and just like that a man's whole world fell apart. Sometimes life just stinks - of salami, that is. But I smell like a normal human man. Demi had an olfactory hallucination and I ended up banning Salami, Sa*ami, and every other possible permutation from my chat. Oh yeah and the game still exists. Damn this wonderful game!