Kirby Super Star. Yeah, I guess we can beat it.
Why does a beetle know karate. Stop that.
That Poppy Bros. Jr. He sure is on an apple.
Ego and Jon tell jokes.
Body Fluids are a very sensitive subject.
Finally, a game Jon is good at. .......just kidding.
Hammer kills electricity.
You would be a FOOL to assume.
WORKIN' TOGETHER.
Clouds...man... I mean...right??
Look I made a little Kirby! ( v ' ') What's he looking at?
Yeah, I looked up his name. It's Chameleo Arm. Not nearly as cool.
Finally.
What is it??? WHAT
*close-up of a book closing*
Sonic the Hedgehog's BEN SCHWARTZ grumps his cute little buns off while playing Disney's Adventures in the Magic Kingdom, widely considered the greatest NES game based on a theme park released in 1990.
Mind blown.
We could've just stayed on the menu forever- he's got the tippy taps
What ever happened to Taneo? He never reached the Mario or Sonic levels.
We're never gonna fill these buckets.
We’e going to be here a while
No spoilers, but it may or may not involve EGGS! It may or may not involve SIX DOZEN EGGS TO BE EXACT!!!!! (it doesn't)
And boy are our arms tired!
GET OUTTA HERE!
Might I interest you in one of my many CRANE KICKS??!?!?
The hills are alive with the sound of YAHOOOOOO!!!
Petey Piranha! Your tyrannical reign over that windmill ends NOW!
Gloober bloober pooper.
SCANNING IN PROGRESS.
Hold on, I'll call someone.
It's okay; this stopped making sense a long time ago.
There's secrets in secrets!
Is that too much to ask?
We play Super Mario 3, except with a fun added twist that may or may not make us want to bash our heads against the wall!
Beating Mario Randomizer is like Mission: Impossible AMIRITE??????? *sobs uncontrollably*
And thus we bid adieu (for now?) to this often weird, sometimes creepy, and always totez rAnDoM little series, Mario Randomizer. Thank you for watching.
I THOUGHT THIS GAME WAS ABOUT VOLLEYBALL AND BOOBS
In which Arin offers Dan the power to be small Italian plumber in overalls, but for unknown reasons he declines!
...and Garfield and Heathcliffe are just living in it!!
Arin is farting a lot... but somehow Danny is the one who's full of beans!!!!
Sonic's back with 128% more attitude!
AW YEAH LEDGE PARTY WOOOOO!!!
Knuckles punches a wall...YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!
Where's Cliff ???? I can't find him!!!
mmmm Crystal Light...
This game is just soooo good.
Water is our enemy!
Gotta jump high! Gotta jump higher higher higher higher higher!
This game is bananas. B-a-n-a-n-a-s
Why did it have to be snakes?
Typing Description. Moving Mouse. Saving Changes.
Play-Doh! All part of a balanced breakfast!
We must go back to the future!
He pressed the butt! :O
Oh my.
Sonic the mummy action!
Things are getting super freaky.
Gps not included. Unfortunately.
Gotta jump high! Gotta jump higher higher...I might vom.
Jump around!
Something's not right here...
Sonic in Wonderland!
Don't forget to floss!
You've been struck by a smooth hedgehog!
Sanity levels depleting!
Gonna go watch Holes now.
If you're watching, congratulations! You get a virtual fist bump!
Things just keep getting weirder.
Knuckles, take the wheel.
Easy now; there's hedgehogs in this here water.
Whoa look out Sonic and friends.
Never mind yeah it's pretty bad.
Sonic the Hedgehog! He's the fastest ocean purifier around!!
Next time on "Two Steves"... Steve is at it again!
Wait hold on I gotta pick up this ring real quick.
Hey come on man, just clear it with me first.
HA. HA. HA. HA. Irony!
I'm not the best at haikus; maybe you're better?
I love fan fiction! Like, "To Kill a Mockingfan" or "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Fans."
Stupid ol' Robotnik.
It's getting hot n sweaty.
The dog ate my game design ideas.
Watch out for those wangs.
The gift that keeps on giving.
Go Buddy Bot Go!
When my goldfish died my mom gave me some crackers to make me stop crying. They were goldfish crackers... :'(
It all comes down to this!
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, right?
Never knew wrestlers were invincible.
It's a treasure hunt!
Those diving skills tho!
Dive! Dive! Dive!
Just keep swimming...
That's a lot of fish...
True or False killer whale?
Craving some sushi...
Go fish!
Making it rain!
All around the world!
Don't forget to floss!
You really ought to try crow.
Rock on! \m/
I dunno...
Maybe this guy knows!
Jeepers!
Takin' that bacon!
Don't make eye contact!
I've lost my appetite.
Ewwwww.
Oh boy...
I can't see without my glasses!
If at first you don't succeed....
Let it rip!
Baby it's cold outside!
Whatever it takes!
Help please!
Gotta get dat.
Mario doing that cha cha cha.
Dan, now free from the shackles of heartache-induced turmoil, and with only a minor international pandemic weighing on his mind, resumes the role of LOAFUS CRAMWELL and takes us on FRESH DIVE into The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds.
Loafus receives a bracelet that allows him to turn into a painting and sneak through tight spaces on the wall, which frankly makes zero sense from a physiological standpoint. I bet some of you freaks out there wish you could do the same though, amirite??????
An aggressive elf wanders around shooting people with arrows and searching around in bushes for money.
In which Arin tries to be a backseat gamer to Dan, who gets annoyed despite admitting that he's right.
In which a discussion about Ikea meatballs leads to the dissolution of Dan and Arin's friendship.
If you don't watch this episode of Game Grumps... YOU TRIPPIN'!
In which Loafus ADORABLY utilizes the most PRECIOUS medieval weaponry to attack and brutalize the most LOVEABLE, HUGGABLE little murderous, evil demons.
If Iron Maiden wrote songs with slightly cuter imagery, they probably would have written one about this episode.
Whoever designed this dungeon is one twisted sadistic NICE PERSON!
Brought to you by Butterfeet™️! The official candy bar of Game Grumps - The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds Episode 10.
In which Dan makes many progresses but ultimately breaks his own brain!
This dungeon has everything: venus fly traps on meth, medieval murder hornets, exploding cinderblocks. An embarassment of riches for Loafus and friends!
If you don't mind the floaty electric skull squids and huge amphibious bugs that want to kill you, this place is downright pleasant!
Loafus stops by a fun museum and takes a nice long gander at the Mona Zelda!
Loafus slashing a big old cutie with his sword until it explodes? YES PLZ!
So uh, we finished A Link Between Worlds at some point... and then life happened.
We watch in helpless frustration as we get slapped around by the giant slappy hand dude, and now we finally get what it's like to be a LOVELY!
PLUS: A special update about the future of Sonic Heroes on our channel!
Mother Maiamai: she makes weapons better, and she makes EPISODES BETTER!
World class accommodations, if you don't mind the myriad of little critters waiting around every corner to murder you!
The short, strange interdimensional Grumps escapade of watching themselves finally finish Zelda: A Link Between Worlds six weeks ago comes to a thrilling, heartwarming conclusion!
He's covered wars, you know.
Ugh chores.
We have a chainsaw and we're not afraid to use it!
Wap wap wap!
It's getting crazy up in here!
Proceed with caution...
Chainsaws always bring happiness.
Better out than in!
Outta here baby!
Fore!
This is nuts!
Just a friendly game of golf right?
That birdie is getting scrubbed.
How mysterious...
Meat lovers rejoice!
Whoa.
Under things, tumbling.
*cough*
Elementary.
Drink your celebratory creamer, because Arin and Dan are crashing the best wedding ever!
It's a hilarious and cool time!
Time to skitch!
Skitchin' with the big boys!
Arin and Dan meet some new faces in their investigation.
Arin and Dan spend some time with Chris Rock during an autopsy.
Where did these undead things come from?
What wonderful impressions of Arin's mom.
A miniature golf game with Egene Levy... What could go wrong?!
Take a look in the past... at the divine beast humpy camel.
Arin and Dan talk more about game design while Teba makes them do something easy and dumb.
Did you know that if you slow down Link's noises in Breath of the Wild, you'll hear something strange.
OHHH GOOD FOR YOUUU!
Who knew we'd find a jacked goron and talk about Neil deGrasse Tyson and something he definitley didn't maybe kinda not say sorta.
Arin and Dan go snooping in Zelda's journal.
Arin teaches Dan all about Moira in a BRAND SPANKIN' NEW episode of Game Grumps.
This is the beginning of the 3rd and final Zelda game for the Phillips CD-i. This one is bad.
After leaving this game on such a down note, it's just nice to see everyone alive again!!!!
Smash like and subscribe to join the Grumpy Grumpy Video Club!!!!
At Doki Doki Literature club, we don't listen to what THEY want you to HEAR. We read LITERATURE, we get to the BOTTOM, we SEE THROUGH THEIR LIES.
Test your sphincter.
What do YOU think would be inside Cthulu's locker? Sound off in the comments below!
We're sorry, but if someone could tally up all the "I'm sorry's", we'd really appreciate it!
We here at Tentacle Doughnuts ssssource our ingredients fresh from The Ancient One's underside daily.
I really need to eat my produce before it goes bad.
And I've heard Sayori's roommate is EVEN WORSE.
Ummmm but like can Doki Doki Horse Club actually become a thing tho????!?!
As we turn the page on another chapter of the Doki Doki Literature Club, we just want you Lovelies to know... that you're worth more than cupcakes to us!!!!
Just playing some Superhot VR for the....holidays?
Arin and Dannay realize how sick it would be to mess with time.
The setting is medieval times in another world. MARGERIE'S MASK 3: Attack of My Skull Friendies. Two boys take on the deep conversations we never knows we were permitted to have.
We just wanted to enjoy a nice dip in the lake as a Zora, but noooooooo.....
Join us for an extended jam session with some of music's most renowned fish monsters!
If Link can wear a mask, then so can you! PUT ONE ON GOSH DANGIT!
PLUS: We save a possessed frog! THIS EPISODE HAS EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!
Electronically cosplaying as a young elf dressed in a bunny mask, Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan attempt to do some late night carousing at a bar that primarily serves milk.
Most responsible concert venues are closed right now, but you can live vicariously through Link as he rocks his little buns off watching a performance by Termina's favorite jam band.
Link continues his quest to end the Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour in the most fashionable way possible by collecting a large array of face masks that perform a variety of tasks, and hopefully block the transmission of viral particles as well.
Arin And Dan Go On A Long Arduous Quest For Frogs While Talking About Self-Driving Cars And Memes Also.
Who's That 2000's Band!
The boys about to get Grip Reaped
In a stunning display of 2020-era insanity, Arin finally tells the long-awaited Chad story apropos of nothing, after more than a year of crushing limbo and widespread yearning from the Lovelies.
PLUS: an in-depth discussion of various forms of reproduction that fate spared humanity from. INSIDE!
PLUS: Can Spuunt keep a secret?? FIND OUT INSIDE!!!!!!!!
It's the only way to get through life no matter what realm you're in!
It's just rick and morty memes lol
Oooooo0o0o0oh they're about to do it!!!!
PLUS! Extra cool surprises to satisfy your insatiable lust for LINK! GET THE CHAMPAGNE FOR THIS ONE!
The Game Grumps do an episode of Game Grumps WITH the Game Grumps in the game and they're on their way to do a Game Grumps show... this is too much to wrap my head around man
If Arin goes to your party and he doesn't take a dump there, did you really even have a party?!?!??
Boxing matches, a snake on the loose, a sick gazebo - this party has EVERYTHING!
...or your teachers. Or members of the clergy. Or basically anyone who isn't a complete degenerate! Love you!
We focus-grouped this episode with a bunch of adorable little grandmas, they said it was totally perfect post-bingo viewing! Enjoy!
In which Dan complains about the gaming conditions that fellow Game Grump Arin has provided for him (cat poop in room).
Arin and Dan pretend like it's 2019. Virtually.
Stephanie realizes her true potential!
This is a world where we can find out the secret life of Brittneys.
Gently nestled between two slices of crispy toasted bread, delicately seasoned truth melds with creamy sumptuous dare. Thanks Grandma for the recipe.
There will be a question and answer section at the end, time permitting. Please silence all cell phones, and don't forget to sign up for our newsletter on your way out.
Some time ago a group of people were sitting in a restaurant, and one of them asked the others to say what they meant by Reality. There was much vague discussion, much talk of metaphysics and psychology, but one of those present, when asked his opinion, simply shrugged his shoulders and pointed at the saltshaker. He was amazed to find that no one understood him, yet he had intended to be neither clever nor obscure. His idea was just to give a commonsense answer to the question, on the ordinary assumption that Reality is whatever exists. He was not understood because his friends, in common with many others, regarded Reality as a special kind of existence and Life (with a capital L) as a particular way of living. Thus we often meet those who talk about the difference between being a mere clod, a mere “animated stomach,” and a real person; between those who simply exist and those who really live.
FUN TIP: Add pineapple for just a hint of sweetness!
We finally get to romance Frank. Or, we try to.
Uh oh! Another ending?!
Dan and Arin can finally... become human...
At least it ain't a COLD PURSUIT
Ballsack International, at your service.
Did you guys hear they're bringing back Daria??
Two boys. One tennis.
See you on the court, lovelies.
Those tricky let's players are being tricky again!
Tennis?? TENNIS!!!!!!!!!!
Streaming bro!
Streaming bro!
Streaming bro!
Streaming bro!
Streaming bro!
Streaming bro!
Streaming bro!
Streaming bro!
Sometimes when times are hard, we play games we like to make US feel good. Enter: Super Bunny Man..
Hop over to that play button for boisterous bunny business!
Grab my bunny!
This episode is OFF THE RAILS! Tee hee we are some punny bunnies!
It's not just a spike pit. It's a pit. With spikes.
We brave heroes risk it all for Glory and Carrot.
What's the worst that can happen?
Now that's using the tum.
Who is she? Oh is that Nancy Drew?? No she's Xerxeneea
Arin's splatting.
Perhaps a kiss would appease you?
We're going back to Maple Bay with the new Dream Daddy PS4 release!
Dream Daddy: Dadrector's Cut continues with some Pokemon style action.
Vernon definitely wrote this part.
Arin ate hot baked... stuff for dinner AND lunch the next day.
We're getting in depth into biology.
We're legally allowed to leave after 15 minutes, right?
Nothing puts us in the holiday spirit more than fleeing a horned devil, maniacal elf, and demon deer. Just like the stories papa shared.
Can't you see we're jittery WALKING here?!
SImply havin' a wonderful (???) Krampus time!!
This reminds us of being teenagers in our teenage years.
No one knows more than us about artists.
If something happens to Jason Thompson... I don't know what we'll do
The one in which Arin forgets that he has been recording his thoughts and uploading them to the internet for the past ten years.
His future indigestion is your problem.
Arin didn't meet Conan because he was doing important things. That's for sure.
There are many things on this planet that aren't bears.
The megaphones were left this way. For a reason.
And the britches are snug!
Did Mario steal music? Decide for yourself, here's the music Dan was talking about.
Whistle while you die!
This is like the Inception of box games.
Wow I love this music. I wonder who wrote the lyrics
Oh snap. The first time, the second time.
Caught on the whacky fence. Arin loves this.
I think they forgot about Glaerf the Cat?!
Coo-coo-ka-choo!
Pesky alternate timelines!
We'll miss you, David Lynch.
You call me stinky boy. Again and again.
He can't pee ammonia right now. He just went.
His nickname is understandable. Obviously.
Dare we drain the liquid from the dome?
Playing sticks with the devil and skeletons. Classic fun.
Blood money can buy many goods and services.
The boys discover a crime wave and get to surfing or at least some serious paddling!
Mia mansplains lawyering to Phoenix
Professional lawyer Phoenix Wright learns the importance of evidence
Mia's day takes an unfortunate turn
Dan delivers some hot takes on punctuation
A seductive witness tries her best to bang Phoenix's gavel
Phoenix forces his services on Maya and then snoops through April's belongings
Gumshoe presents a piece of evidence that's so freakin' hard for you, baby
The judge reveals himself to be an epic dumbass
Backed into a corner, April spouts a bunch of garbled nonsense as her bazongas vibrate uncontrollably
Something is up with April's bellboy
Phoenix nails the voluptuous Ms. May with a hard piece of evidence
Phoenix eats a knuckle sandwich prepared by Mr. White in the study and his desk REALLY needs some pants.
Mr. White exerts his extensive influence to have the Phoenix caged
Mr. White continues his reign of being one of the world's most epic putzes
The weird ass judge allows Mr. White to give three separate testimonies for some reason.
Facing a lifetime of incarceration, Phoenix suffers a mental breakdown and begins to see spirits
Excited by good news, Maya completely flips out and forces herself into Phoenix's life permanently, and, spineless dingbat that he is, Wright just kind of goes with it.
In the Game Grumps' highly anticipated return to the Phoenix Wright series, Wright and Maya seemingly force their legal services on an actor who looks like he wants your pickle.
In this episode, which makes perfect narrative sense and in no way feels like the type of fever dream you have after you've spent all night on the toilet sick from eating an expired mutton chop in the blistering desert heat, the teenage Maya gives solid legal advice to Phoenix Wright, professional lawyer.
In this episode of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, a game that was created by humans and was under no circumstances written and designed by aliens studying our species, Maya and Wright snoop around a famous actor's dressing room looking for snacks.
Wright and Maya talk to the mysterious PA, and they suspect that she wants to go ga-doinga-doing-doing on Will Powers's shpedoinkle.
Our gassy legends burp, belch, and bellow their way through this humdinger of an episode, in which Dan makes reference to Mia's baps, and in perhaps the most stunning twist of the series yet, they change the text box transparency mid-game.
Oldbag delivers one of the most insanely idiotic testimonies anyone has ever heard. At no point in her rambling, incoherent response, was she even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the courtroom is now dumber for having listened to it. The judge awards her no points, and may God have mercy on her soul
Arin and Dan, in a moment of reckoning, admit to accusing a possibly innocent old woman of murder. In addition, Dan may or may not accuse Maya of wanting to take a dump on Phoenix for sexual gratification. This one's a roller coaster, folks.
Maya says a whole bunch of stuff that would indicate she's deeply unintelligent or at the very least ignorant, but in a stunning twist, she actually makes a good point.
Phoenix and Maya encounter a gross, sweaty weirdo who somehow is able to communicate verbally in leetspeak, a delinquent child who really seems like he could benefit from some therapy, and a producer who seems to have been transported into this game from Winterfell.
This is a Guest Grumps with Larry the Cable Guy. Unfortunately, Larry takes off his flannel and gets butt nekkid in the Grump Room shortly into the episode, and Arin and Dan are forced to kick him out.
Arin and Dan beat the crap out of a young boy, and take great pleasure in doing so.
Phoenix fatshames Sal Monella during the course of his interrogation and honestly, it's unacceptable. Phoenix Wright... you're cancelled.
Phoenix Wright presses a little kid in all the right places.
Phoenix Wright grills a small child until he cries and gives up one of his possessions
Trapped in the Spoiler Owl's dungeon and forced to upload the episodes out of order, Ben did the only thing left to do in order to be set free... That's right, everyone - Ben had to blow the Spoiler Owl so we could finally see the missing Phoenix Wright episodes. Thank you for your sacrifice, Ben.
Maya makes a startling realization about Dee Vasquez, moments after Arin and Danny discuss how hot she is.
In which Danny Sexbang, commonly referred to as Daniel Avidaniel, has a stroke mid-episode.
Mia, clearly losing her grip on reality, encourages Phoenix to perform wrestling moves on Ms. Vasquez in the courtroom.
Right at the climax of the big case, Phoenix seemingly has a stroke, changes his voice completely, chokes on his own spittle, and forgets how to speak. Danny, apparently forgetting that he is the World's Purest Soul™️, offers no sympathy, instead snapping at Phoenix to focus. Frankly, you hate to see it.
Edgeworth gets himself implicated in a serious crime, but in Phoenix's eyes, his only crime is not stripping off that tantalizing ascot and form fitting burgundy suit and going ham on his sweet patooter. Phoenix becomes so s*xually frustrated that he starts thirsting for Gumshoe. NOTE: Through forensic investigation, we found the missing episodes, but too close to posting time today for the video to be edited. We will be posting the three missing episodes over the next few days. We have also tracked down the cause and will be putting it on trial. It wasn't Ben. - Boruff
This episode will convince you more than ever that this game was indeed created and designed by real humans and definitely not by space aliens that are studying the human race from light years away.
Gumshoe reveals that he, too, is smashing Edgeworth's sweet cakes to smithereens, and a passionate, fiery love triangle ensues
In the midst of a tense conversation, Lotta admits to Phoenix that she would rather eat a skunk's booty like groceries than help him out with the case.
Miles Edgeworth reveals to Phoenix that he's wearing a schnock ring and frankly....... ....... ....... I would like to see it
You guys don't get a description for this episode, I'm on my lunch break. Sorry not sorry. Just watch the video it's really good.
Some douchebag in Thomas Jefferson cosplay thinks he's better than everyone else and bosses people around in the courtroom.
Grumps: We remember absolutely nothing about this game. Also Grumps: Okay, here are the minute details of every single thing happening in this game.
If Phoenix Wright could pretend that airplanes in the night sky were shooting stars, he would wish that everyone around him wasn't such a god damn moron.
Phoenix Wright racks his dense little brain to figure out the raging clue.
Welcome back to the Danny and the Raptor show on KTLA 5!
In which Arin laughs uncontrollably at poor, sweet Danny exhibiting symptoms of disease. 1 like = 1 prayer for Danny's sneezy ass nose.
A wang pump inadvertently becomes a crucial piece of evidence in this gripping, yet sexy episode of Phoenix Wright.
Phoenix and Maya descend upon a boat rental shop to engage in witness tampering, and encounter an old man who looks like he's about to drop the sickest skate tape of 2019, and promise him that they'll run his noodle store after he dies (?). Let's goooooooo0o!
Edgeworth's father is revealed, and while it might be nice to suck his toes after you come home from school, that's unfortunately not possible, because he's dead. Deal with it.
A verdict is called, but conveniently a new witness appears out of thin air to throw everything into disarray. WHAT was the verdict? WHO is the mystery witness? WHY did the judge allow him to testify? WHEN are Phoenix and Edgeworth going to admit their love for each other? FIND OUT INSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The trial of the century continues as Larry Butz gives his gripping testimony about listening to the radio very loud.
In a hail mary attempt to save the day, Phoenix reaches deep into his @$$ and comes up with a story so remarkably dumb that it just might be the truth.
In an emotional monologue, Larry Butz reveals to Phoenix and Maya that he got cancelled in third grade.
Phoenix and Maya get a raging clue.
I can't even deal with the crazy s#$% that Edgeworth talks about in this episode. Like, it's crazy, bro. Just.... wow.
You asked for it and you got it - a Phoenix Wright episode that lasts longer than many marriages in this day and age. Enjoy!
Phoenix, Von Karma, Maya, Butz, Edgeworth, Gumshoe... the gang is all here for the thrilling conclusion to this long, strange journey, and we'd like to thank you all for coming along for the ride by mailing each of you a stick of gum. Enjoy!
What's that sound? It's the sound of millions of pants being violently crapped in around the globe. Strap on a fresh diaper, gamers - Your favorite YouTubers are finally playing Mario Maker 2, and Ross does his best to stump the Grumps and make them look like chumps. So hold onto your rumps and clean up your dumps, it's time to play Super Mario Maker 2.
Despite Ross appearing in the Grumps' window, grinning sadistically as he watches them suffer from his handiwork, Dan and Arin take a moment to admire Ross's Hollywood good looks, possibly revealing a secret crush? Either way, one thing is for certain: the Game Grumps are far too pure for this world.
Ross steps in to help guide Arin through his nightmare course, but only further confounds him, all the while revealing how he recently wrote on a baby's ass. Ross O'Donovan: brilliant animator, or one of the greatest sociopaths to ever live? We'll leave that for God to decide.
The Grumps play Gerard's level or whatever, but more importantly THEY OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE THAT THEY'RE GOING TO KEEP CURSING ON THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! W0000000000000000000000000000000000000T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYBODY GET WASTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Continue to tweet Ben @PenisBailey with your first-minute curse replacement suggestions.
Arin continues the highly anticipated "Chad Story" alluded to in the previous episode. OR DOES HE????????????????
inb4 "the grumps sound blazed as hell in this episode"
No one ever said this is supposed to be fun, or easy, or cool." - Danny Avidan, about one of the most popular video games of all time (2019)
The Grumps continue the purply goo level, and contemplate asking Arin's brother to switch genders.
Moonlighting as two Italian plumbers, Arin and Dan navigate an arctic obstacle course while trying to avoid killer icicles and murderous cement blocks.
Arin and Danny play Ross' favorite level that he has ever created, but the conversation soon becomes consumed by Ross' paranoia that his profile has been taken down on WikiFeet. Seething with rage, Arin takes an unprompted swipe at Chef Boyardee, which was completely hurtful and unnecessary. If everybody could comment "Apologize to Chef Boyardee, Arin" I'd really appreciate it. Maybe we can get him to release a statement.
The Grumps ponder taking the channel in a different direction
Despite Arin's mounting frustration with Ross and Jirard's level, Dan manages to make him laugh by talking about his desire to see an annoying group of restaurant patrons die.
Arin and Dan wax nostalgic about the epic amounts of cocaine and heroin they've done together over the years.
Arin and Dan begin their last ever Grumping session in the old office, and Dan discusses a little-known conspiracy theory that Beavis and Butthead were based on college professors.
After an in-depth discussion about peeing on people in the 80's, the Grumps realize that Irish people have been making fun of them online.
Arin divulges that when he sees certain characters from the Super Mario world, he wonders what they would feel like in his mouth. But will they be celebrated for their excellence? Only time will tell.
I know a lot of you probably woke up this morning and thought, "I really hope there are a lot of bees in today's episode of Game Grumps." Well sorry to disappoint you, there are no bees to be found here today. Not a single one. Better luck next time. Just kidding... there's bees.
Arin's budding friendship with Gun Clown goes south.
This is a music video for the next smash hit from Starbomb entitled, "I'm Ashamed Of Myself."
R.I.P. GG Office 2014-2019 fjalkenbalskdnga;lkj4eroighaldsfbnlakdsjasldfjaowierectumvnalskdgjakslejthjapoile;jga8oi4hboa38yhao8vehnalsk Sorry. That was my tears hitting the keyboard.
THE BOYS ARE BACK RECORDING IN THE SAME ROOM!!!! And Arin celebrates the occasion by choking on pretzel dust.
Do you think you're ready for Mario's jelly? Be aware: his body is too goombalicious for you, babe.
Is Mario a furry? After watching this episode, you can't definitively say no!
An age old love story. Only with spikes.
What do you mean I can't pay kid's price?! Does being a child at heart means nothing to you?
Remember how fart you've come, not just how fart you have to go.
When you want chops at their most delectable, here's the technique that'll keep your guests coming back for more!
Not even farts can save you now.
Oh mighty Ross, Creator Most Cruel, we can't figure out this stupid level you made. Tell us how to beat it.
This one goes out to all our the Amish and Luddite fans.
If you want to win championships, you can't stop when you think you're done. If you want to make it into history books, you have to reach the point of breaking and then push beyond. If you want to be first, you can't stop at the finish line. Winners stay on the field even after the game is over. And you're a winner right?
The course is so rough and irritating. And Arin dies everywhere.
Now march your behind right up to Principal Video Game's office right now. He'll know what to do with you.
Master Chef Ross continues to serve up an 8 course meal of spicy levels.
????BOW DU DOW BUH DOW???? ????BOW DU DOW BUH DOW???? ????BOW DOW BOW DOW DUH DU DOW DOW????
Grabon, the hip new streaming service for the modern Youth On The Go!
Not really, but hopefully makes for good SEO.
NOTHING GETS BETWEEN MY GRUMP AND MY GRUMP!
"If you cram too much in at once... bad. If you do it slower... good." - Dan Hanson, 2021
Drift into another fantastic episode of Ross' Mario Maker levels!
Let me be clear: Mommy likey when Mario shuffles that little dumper down a pipe
What you can do to safeguard YOUR loved ones from the same tragic ending. And Clay Jarkson with an update on the weekend forecast. Tonight at 11.
To Pee or not to Pee, that is the question.
There are some burning questions we MUST get to the bottom of!
PLUS: Arin's gets some ideas for solo album titles, if he were to record an entire album about farts!
If you're not bouncing off the walls already, you will be.
Happen a reason of did
Oh god
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Those def take more than a month at the gym. Like 3 at least.
You'll NEVER guess his reaction.
Will we ever find out who gets the W?
Ross.... we'd like to take this opportunity to invite you to Sugun... ...Sugun deez knUtz!!!!
Arin and Dan learn a valuable lesson that when someone shakes you down for fifty cents, you should probably just give it to them, or risk being punched out and waking up in a haunted military sick bay.
The Grumps have a meeting with some old British guy who mansplains at length to them the importance of having a moral compass.
The Grumps console a guy who barfs and go scuba diving in this bone chilling game.
Catch the Grumps as they play Man of Medan while terrible gas forms in their stomachs due to an influx of raw fish.
After the Grumps get called a "dipstick" by an evil sea ghost that takes over their boat, they learn a valuable lesson that words can be very hurtful.
This is a reimagining of the music video for "I'm On A Boat" by The Lonely Island
"Live your truth. Be scared." - Arin Hanson, 2019 Happy Halloween everyone we love yоu
After years of secretly killing people and trying to cover up the evidence, the Game Grumps finally come clean about their penchant for cold blooded murder. Live your truth, as they say!
Not even Arin's Hydras can beat them off. There's also wienies.
The secret ingredient is P̴̨̦̙͍̟̜̹͈͆́ư̷̢̖̬̻̖̑́̔̒̓̋͛̏̎ř̷̠̳̺͋̑̑͘e̵̡͑̔̊ ̶̘̬͕̻͋͂͝Ë̴͚̹͖̬̗̰̤̮̼̓̎̄͠v̵̮̹̩̹̯̯̔͒͆̈͂̓̃̕ͅi̵̡̯͈̘͍̪͓̯̤̐l̷̛̠̺̭̟̹͉͍͓̫͆͗́͛̐́̏̒͝ (Coming soon to the merch store!)
Ah yes, the classic Christmas tale of the Rat King and the Royal Palace. Grab your nuts and dive on in!
'Twas the day before Christmas And on Jingle Grumps Arin blows up a snowman And takes a big dump* *Not during the episode, but probably immediately after.
Can the Grumps sift through enough random crap to beat the Rat King and save the Nutcracker princess???????? Or will they GO NUTTSSSSSSSSS?!!
Merry Christmas! Gather your family, spark up a bleezy, and celebrate the birth of Christ with this heartwarming and good-natured Santa-themed dating sim! This episode rated MA for Mother Approved!
If you had One shot One opportunity To have a child with Santa Claus Would you capture it Or just let it slip?
After 47 hours of drooling over Itsume's scantily clad body, Koji wonders if maybe he's beginning to have feelings for her.
The finale of the torrid love affair between Koji and the mysterious Itsume... OR IS IT?!??!?!?!??!?!
Anyone with this many father traces around needs to hire a cleaner! And go to church!
If we don't at least get a shoe deal from this episode, there is absolutely no justice in this world. The Elephant show was lit y'all.
A comedy of errors, a carnival of follies, but also - AN ARENA FULL OF CARS!
Sphere's are just round cubes, pal. Ever think of that?
I am straight ripping my shirt over how sweaty this match is!
We convincingly cosplay as pro players.
We learn about the term throat GOAT, and Arin attempts to trade Pokemon cards in the midst of the beatdown of the century.
In a game in which one must blast demons throughout the depths of Hell, who would have thought the most dangerous threat would be Arin's delicious kisses?
Arin and Dan willingly put themselves in harm's way by entering an industrial complex in Hell filled with extremely dangerous demons.
Our heroes Arin and Danny brave the crapocalyptic conditions to get together at a safe distance and record incredible content for you. This one is not to be missed!
Arin and Dan discuss pressing, culturally relevant pop culture references and Arin's "hairy meathooks".
These two boys discuss the child-rearing practices of the seahorse, the merits of Applebees, and the beauty of the MARIO universe.
Arin's video game talents shine in this special episode of MAria Glaxum!
And it's always important to remember that using a dryer will drastically reduce the lifespan of elastic in any garment.
Plus: Dan HECTORS Arin for a while, who in turn hectors him back!
Get in on the ground floor of this new exciting crypto currency!
PLUS: Arin intentionally murders poor sweet Luigi for the sole purpose of entertaining his friend Dan (Sexbangu). INSIDE!
Luigi, you're doing amazing, sweetie. Never change!
PLUS: The Game Grumps contemplate their own mortality and the possibility of living forever - INSIDE!!!
PLUS: Will Danny overcome his throat lubrication issues as they relate to peanut butter crackers??? FIND OUT INSIDE!
Sage wisdom from the comfort of our own answering machine.
The answer.... MAY NOT SURPRISE YOU!!!!!!
Got gas?
"Cancel your Spotify, smash your headphones, and puncture your ear drums. Because that's what I did after hearing this. Not since I was an infant have I experienced such bliss, and I don't want anything else to ruin this singularly perfect, all-encompassing listening experience. 10/10, won't listen to again." - The Needle Drop
Dang that's too many problems.
PLUS: Arin and Dan discuss how they've been passing the time during the Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour!
The strange little plumber we all know and love finally saves the universe, against all odds.
In Soviet Russia, video game play you, but in this episode, we play Soviet Jump Game LIVE (at one point) with a bunch of unsettlingly skilled fans!
Sonic games always bring out something from deep inside Arin and Dan... emotions, thoughts, confessions, fanfiction... maybe even fluids!
And thus, the question is presented: does Sonic go as fast as possible, or does he slow down so Knuckles and Tails can keep up??
Fast food...? Gotta go fast....? There's a joke somewhere in here
Sonic Heroes: it's a game that's purchasable!
This game is a bleak vision of a dystopian future in which the world has run out of pinballs, and hedgehogs are utilized in their place to satiate our crippling gambling addictions!
Strap in and get ready for a dizzying ride on a Sonic-themed nightmare coaster! A glossy photo will be available for purchase at the end.
In which Arin vows to personally beat the crap out of every single person that leaves a negative comment about his gameplay. So BE NICE!!!!!
Arin lives out his worst Sonic-related nightmare in real time as Dan sagely postulates as to what Jesus would say if he read YouTube comments.
If there's one thing we're known for besides epic gaming, it's our passionate love for all species of frogs big and small. We encounter many of them in this particular stage of SONIC: HEROES, and while we're not scientists, it's possible that they might have something to do with why we're warming up to this game.
What is this...strange sensation... is it...joy?? While playing a SONIC GAME!?!? Couldn't be...
But I guess without pain, there can be no joy... right?
Those subject to motion sickness might want to watch this one next to your nearest trash bin or vomitorium!
...and let's just say it shares some fairly...illuminating information about why this game BITES EPIC CHEESECAKE!!!!!!!!
Spoiler alert: IT'S NOT DAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cue endless stream of surprised pikachus*
And it doesn't go over easy! Ayyyyyyylmao
Arin and Dan join Team Rose and embark on a brand new nightmare all over again!
We hope every Sonic Heroes player out there has a solid support system around them. You are not alone.
Is Sonic Heroes really different when you play as a different team? Well, that depends on what your definition of "is" is....
Featured Speakers: Arlo Hammond - "Bicycles: Are they or are they not?" Drain Avatian - "Ethics: Becoming Detroit: Become Human"
Sometimes you don't have all the tools you need to accomplish a task. Don't let that stop you though. It is those moments where the forsaken are separated from the survivors.
But can he clown plow his way to the ultimate victory? Exclusive details inside!
Team Dark, that is!
Everybody be sure to get your earmuffs so we don't have to listen to the Backstreet Boys anymore!
We LAVA YOU Lovelys!
Biggest Grammy snub EVER.
The Grumps return to their old less-than-favorite, and get sent into a tailspin of existential despair.
Would you get a colonic with sonic? I sure would, doggone it
Once again, this special game throws the Video Game Boy into an existential tailspin
Sometimes fisting turtles isn't the best idea.
The magical time when it was a badge of honor to get seriously injured on a poorly designed water attraction.
I just pictured Sonic dressed up as an elf wearing Link's clothing and.... do NOT get me started!!!
One of the biggest mysteries in Game Grumps lore finally revealed.....
In the Spring of 2021, the "Game Grumps" left Super Rubber World and headed for the fishing grounds of Sonic Heros. Two weeks later, an event took place that had never occurred in recorded history. And then it happened again. And again.
If Mr. Hanson doesn’t want to take his medication orally, I’m sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don’t think that he would like it.
The Algorithm's here to PUMP UP your harmless tweet amongst friends! So many people are going to want to ruin your life! It's gonna be awesome.
The guttural noises Arin makes in this episode should be extracted and preserved in the Library of Congress for all of eternity. Contact your senator today!
Don't worry, Lovelies, after scouring the depths of human emotion in the last episode, the vibes are back to being decent/lukewarm in this one! Small victories!
If you thought the eulogy was great, just WAIT for the wake.
Are you cock of the walk when you're walking alone? Because smegmacles are and smegmacles do!
When writing implements would match your mood and pants were as big as your heart.
Plus: Arin pinches a loaf LIVE during this episode!!! You don't wanna miss this one!!!!!!!
At this point, Sonic Heroes is probably going to have long term psychiatric effects for Arin and Dan, and frankly all of us as well if we're being honest
Don't blame me, I'm just the messenger!
As we fly high above the puritanical regime, anointed by the oil of our Beast Lord singing, "We're the Kings of the Castle. And You're the Dirty Rascal. Crash into me, crash into me."
Today, Feel Dee is victor. Today, Feel Dee is king.
PARTAKE THIS. PARTAKE THIS! partake this.
For those in the splash zone, you may need a poncho! "I'm happy to put this one in the 'completed' pile." - Dan Avidan, 2021
You are not allowed to judge the Game Grumps' performances in the hit new game Fall Guys in this episode, because it's just a practice episode, therefor it isn't real, and it certainly doesn't count.
Fall Guys on Game Grumps continues with an impressive display of...uh....uh, you know what, just watch the episode.
Tub optional.
There's antics abound In this new spin off series brought to you by Game Grumps! Table Dino Left and Table Dino Right set forth to make it in the big city. Table Dino Left dreams of screen and stage, while Table Dino Right has their heart set on love. Will their bond strengthen and lift them to new heights, or will city life wedge the two apart? Join us in this tail *wink* that's fun for the whole family!
We're on the same team and dragging each other down.
We are contractually obligated to say Arin's uncle is a super talented writer and multifactied indivudaualllll blah blah blah This sentence fulfills is an official train reference in the description. GO BUY HIS BOOK! The caps were required. We are sorry for yelling at you in text.
Delivering donuts and getting 5G from the government.
Worst internship ever.
Maybe this game will be good when it finally comes out in the year... 2003?
We're gonna get these pants.
A perfectly adorable game that makes for a perfectly adorable episode, save for the moment that Arin threatens to take a crap if Danny continues to pressure him.
PLUS: What does the phrase "double robo-milk" mean? The answer might surprise you! INSIDE!!!
PLUS: Danny reveals some very interesting information regarding his dad's television viewing preferences. INSIDE!!!
Watch in awe as the Game Grumps continue Hollow Knight and discuss whether a specific line of discourse is indeed the least intelligible thing they have ever talked about!
8 little crewmates tasking through the ship. Ross kills them all. Episode title by steakjoke and all who voted! Thank you! We're joined in this episode by these gamers...
What's good Raptor Nation! Today in this short gamers-only tutorial, I'm gonna share a secret that'll rocket you to Diamond rank guaranteed. MATHEMATICIANS don't want you to know!
OH DEAR GOD. ANYBODY. HELP ME! PLEASE!
Fair dinkum, they threw us straight on the barbie.
Today's main topic of discussion: Witch's hat or Bat wings. Which inspires more trust?
Arin and Dan start a brand new and quite long visual novel style game. What could possibly go wrong??
But is it.... the ULTIMATE mental collapse???
And honestly, if the murder is encouraged by an incredibly sweet little fuzzy wuzzy boi, is it really that bad?
We talk to a bunch of people and decide which of them we want to kill!
Do you think a school where all the students are trying to kill each other is a healthy learning environment? Sound off in the comments below!
Skinny Buddha says... "watch this episode and find eternal solace..." We're paraphrasing, of course.
Frankly, who can blame him?
With just a little bit of help from Mama's Ragoo, Sakaya demonstrates that you too can have all the cuties asking, "How are you so naturally fearful?"
This game is getting pretty hard. Emotionally that is.
Hurry now! Enter before our entire supply gets obliterated!
Looks like this murder has ... ???? ... come around. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Hello? Yes, this is the killer speaking. May I ask who is calling?
Well lovelies, we got our hands on an EARLY BETA tester map. And after a lot of begging and pleading the devs, we're excited to finally bring YOU an EXCLUSIVE sneak peak. Double the size and 16 new playable characters, including (our favorite) the Pasta Princess! What's your favorite new task?
...but will they be able to pass the kindergarten bar exam fast enough to bring Sayaka's killer to justice?!
Sometimes the filler isn't just meat and cheese.
No running, except in a serpentine pattern.
NIce.
In which Dan makes prophecies about how people will poop in the future
But where will he go?
Would you rather the world know you as a bed wetter or a murderer? Sound off in the comments below!
The Mary's aren't the only thing Bloody.
Another episode of rhythmic rabbits and advising warlords
You see, what you first have to realize is that "Byakuya" has 7 letters in it. What else has 7 in it? Days of the week ending in "Y". And you know what else ends in "Y"? Money. That's right, follow the money. MON-okuma? MON-ey? It's so obvious once you know what threads to follow. Am I alone in this?! WHY IS NO BODY ELSE TALKING ABOUT THIS!?!
Wish we could do this in everyday life, amirite?
I'm not vibrating in a corner muttering about murdering people, you are
You see, what you first have to realize is that "Byakuya" has 7 letters in it. What else has 7 in it? Days of the week ending in "Y". And you know what else ends in "Y"? Money. That's right, follow the money. MON-okuma? MON-ey? It's so obvious once you know what threads to follow. Am I alone in this?! WHY IS NO BODY ELSE TALKING ABOUT THIS!?!
If you've ever wanted a murderous teddy bear to mansplain saunas to you, watch this episode now!
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me again and Dan gone ramp you.
Not to be confused with Altered Id Providences.
So very, very wiggly.
This one is sure to get your motherboard all warm and bothered
When someone accuses you of dunking your melons in milk, that's when you've crossed the line of civil discourse.
When all you have is a hammer, everyone looks like a murder target.
We don't have time to look after one lifeless husk when there's another we we have to see.
Being perfect is not about that scoreboard out there, it’s not about winning. It’s about you, and your relationship to your family, yourself, and your friends. Being perfect is about being able to look your friends in the eye, and know that you didn’t let them down because you told them the truth. And that truth is that you did everything you could — there wasn’t one more thing you could have done. Can you live in that moment? As best you can, with clear eyes, and love in your heart. With joy in your heart. If you can do that, then you’re perfect.
No running! You'll slip and fall on the blood.
Thank you, but I really couldn't fit another piece of evidence.
Why can't I hold ALL this evidence?!
I would have gone Hifumi to F2. But who am I to say? I'm terrible at murder chess.
Anybody know who the killer is? I think it's Monokuma.
Many, many people around the school are saying he has the nicest butt on the block!
Some of these people have their minds in the place the bowling ball shouldn't roll.....that's right folks, i'm talking abou the gutter.
And you thought Aoi's volleyball skills would never come in handy.
I don't know if I want to play pool anymore.
Soda and water go HEAD TO HEAD!
Have YOU accepted emoticons into your life yet?
Someone should really report the school administration for negligence, already
There's a lesson in here somewhere about leaving your drinks unattended around people that want to kill you.
Now you think, you got to put me down. Now you think, you got to push me all around. But wait! Don't kill me, I'll kill me! Hey! Alright! Come on. Feel it!
Always *kst kst* Solving *kst kst kst* Murders Right *kst*
Ever the woke bae, Monokuma takes the opportunity to kinkshame us yet again
You know, we're really starting to think that this may not be the best school to send our future children to...
"We have invested hard in Danganronpa coin.... with your college fund. I'm sorry, but your new dad is Monokuma." - Your Parents
Exquisite choice, a truly refined palette.
Bloodshed, when you want it, how you want it. All from the comfort of your own home!
The latest album from Panic! At The Disco
We're talking burgers. We're talking grilled cheese. We're talking [MORE BROWN THINGS]. If it's brown, wide, AND flat, this episodes got it!
If you really loved me, you'd know why I'd shift the blame onto you.
After exhaustive experimentation I can conclusively conclude, without a doubt and with certainty, a thing MAY or MAY NOT have happened. I will now entertain any questions. Yes, Cheryl from Readers Digest.
When the going gets tough, the tough get CRANKING.
At least we get to check out Makoto's thicc gadoinker for a while, amirite?
Plus - a tantalizing possibility arises that we CAN'T IGNORE!
El director es el senor Maestro Muerto.
PLUS: Arin showcases his SICK NASTY freestyling skills! OHHH SNAPPPPPPPPP
If you heed this command and indeed click this video, we hereby promise that the Game Grumps (Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan) will entertain you. This promise is legally binding and you are encouraged to pursue litigation against us if you do not find this video entertaining for any reason.
...and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper ............
Another hot one for all you legal eagles out there! This episode is guilty of being awesome.
PLUS: An insider look at the techniques Arin uses when he needs to poop in places that aren't the toilet. CLICK PLAY NOW!
As we inch ever closer to the finale, the students dive deep into some very strange conspiracy theories
Junko calmly explains the rationale behind her mind control campaign
Truth, lies, betrayal, despair, anguish, delight, gassiness... the entire spectrum of human emotion is in play here. PLUS: Dan's incredible insights about cheese. INSIDE!
Arin and Dan get together in THE SAME ROOM (responsibly) to see off this epic series
...but when she went to return the food, THERE WAS NO MANAGER TO SPEAK TO!
Breaking and entering has never been more fun!
In which our favorite Grumpy Boiz engage in some delightful butcher shop cosplay in the middle of a haunted forest and/or cornfield!
Proper hydration is paramount to GOOd health.
You have, like, a crush on the HUNTRESS!?!?! oh. My. GOD!!!! I dare you to, like, get put on a meat hook by her! *tee hee hee*
In which Arin and Dan embody a young engineer named Amanda Ripley and embark on a number of bone-chilling extraterrestrial missions into cramped lockers, under desks, and behind random rolling carts.
In which we virtually simulate what it might be like to have your life in jeopardy due to the presence of aliens!
As luck would have it, there's an alien aboard the very same spacecraft that we're on... And of course, it's trying to kill us. Typical...
We team up with some old friends to play this fun and creepy game about reading thermometers!
Plus - Ross makes lascivious requests from a paranormal entity! Don't miss it!
Is it too much to ask for our friends to not be brutalized by supernatural spirits?? Sheesh.
If you've ever wanted to watch Arin and Dan virtually stack chickens on top of each other using claws that come from the bottom of a UFO, this episode is probably your best shot at that.
If Arin and Dan can't stack the monkeys properly on top of an elephant riding a unicycle, really bad things will happen. Can they overcome the odds to get it done?
I've heard of furries, but now we have....smoothies????!
Unless....??
...and all I could say was, "coo".
Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, he poops on mine.
Estan aves en esta casa... Estan aves en esta casa... Estan aves en esta casa...
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I can't wait for the Cultural Festival tomorrow!
For eons the angels have waged debate. Scrolls unfurl, trumpet blare. And now we learn if the prophesy prevails. And most important of all: Will my beans be acceptable?
The only thing scarier than living dolls?
Listen to the anthropomorphized book of love to escape the manifestation of your child's psyche.
I even bought the expanded paddle package.
Would you trust a squirrel if it stole your underwear? Sound off in the comments below!!!
It takes two to shoot the goo! Woohoo!
Some of you very passionately insisted that we finish this game! The rest of you... JUST DEAL WITH IT!
Life's all about balance, right?
Don't forget to draw fan art of the weird little etch-a-sketch face!!!! We'll call him... Etchy.
No penguins were harmed in the making of this episode, pinky swear!
But that huge Raggedy Ann thing probably deserved it if we're being honest
Good thing he's not the furry in the group!
With trusty Squackle at his side, Dan sets off to cross a threshold, meet a goddess, and return changed, but still the same.
And found GUILTY of stealing my heart!
The newest installment in the prolific Mario series, Link's Awakening will take you to new lands! Those lands will still have goombas though.
Yes the bees, YES THE BEES!!!!!!!
*By "it," we mean a chipmunk that he found on the side of the road. Because he's a furry.
And no, you're totally wrong, it's NOT A HAMBURGER!!!!!!!!!
I once had a stinky poopy. Whole way through it was goopy. The doctor didn't ask.
Ah man, my new boots got some goofin on it.
No puzzle is complex enough to stump US! Not even one with THREE colors!
Is this the next Chad story? Only time will tell. Place your bets, Lovelies!
Link should have done the responsible thing and eaten it after, tbqh
You're gonna want to tune in for this one folks!!! This new Chad story is one that's going to be remembered FOR ALL TIME!!!!!!!
We finally fulfill our lifelong dream of attacking Face from Nick Jr. with explosives!
Be prepared and bring your 'nocs. It's hard to tell the owls from eagles.
I'm just getting so nervous this dungeon won't have any eagles.
I think we all know what THIS will be about.
If there's one things that's not unidentified, it's our love for you Lovelies!
We're gonna conclude!
Oh dearie! You look positively STARVED for gameplay from a 30 year old game. Just sit your little tuchus down, and your Sweet Grumpy Bois will fix that right up. ????
Don't try this at home kids, we're PROFESSIONAL Grumps.
Nothing like gathering all your friends in one place and have a happy ending together.
Through the guidance and wisdom of their elders, we seek answer to the question pondered since the onset of time: is dude's pee pee out?
Bear witness the most precious of gifts to the world, captured on film for a whole new generation. The majesty and charm of these bois are sure to delight kids and parents alike!
Don't you hate it when you can't change cars away from the screaming baby?
Therapy works y'all.
If you were hoping that the sexy carrot would get spared our wrath....THINK AGAIN
And other strange run-ins with anthropomorphic dinner items. Tuck in your bib and let's roll!
We got peas, brocolli, and what looks like green beans. Any preference for dinner?
The Grumparinos make a surprise return to an old favorite platform: incredibly frustrating puzzle games!
Do you think Danny called his grandma back after this episode ended? Sound off in the comments below!
Because seven pounds of peas helps the medicine go down.
XANTU LIVES
We need him to help us find our SPECIAL NUT!!!!!!!
It will be super romantic as long as we just ignore the dead monk!
Thank you all! It's been a great night and, you, a wonderful audience! Please tip your servers. I hope to never see any of you ever again!
NINE YEARS OF GAME GRUMPS! Here's to 89345738465394 more! This incredible fan game was created by Studio Lovelies!
Everyone who watches this episode gets a good boy coin!!!!
We know that 99% of you are going to guess egg salad...well guess what? GUESS AGAIN!!!!
We embark on a BRAND NEW MARIO JOURNEY that apparently has been around for 25 years or something
If you had one chance.... one opportunity... to use the honey syrup... would you take it?.....or just let it slip......
Siri, set a reminder to click LIKE on this video and SUBSCRIBE to the muthatruckin' GAME GRUMPS BEEEEAAAATTTTTTCHHHH
You should already know how to care for yourself by the time you start wielding magical powers.
Invest now for a huge ROI! Plus they're a lovely shade of green.
They took some liberties with this sequel, but let's see if it pays off.
"Bombastic Internet Funny Man, Arin Hanson" Arin Hanson continues to wear more hats.
It'll keep you up at night.
All I wanted, my entire life, was to force a girl that dropped out of the sky to marry me, and now that day IS RUINED.
Such fragile an ego which might raze upon a simple truth revealed.
You can read the report in our self-published scientific journal.
Witness the inspiration for that one scene in Interstellar.
Little Monsters Preview
Would Dan be a genius for using the Muku Cookie? Or would it make him one of the biggest doodyheads of all time? Sound off in the comments below!!!
This episode has got CONTENT! (cheating, cheating again, and us getting an amazing thing!!!)
We demand you bring us the sleep sauce at once!!!!!
Is this game the reason bees are in jeopardy today??? No one knows for sure, but remember: real eyes realize real lies.... BOOM!!!!!!!
Maybe they're better off without him.
Be amazed at how it's just THERE!
Can Mario defeat the weird lizardy snake lady with limbs and LEVEL UP!?!?!? FIND OUT INSIDE!
Sometimes the pressure is just a lot for Mario to handle, okay? BACK OFF
They've even gone so far as to infiltrate the Super Mario universe. Sad!!!!
I always thought that was more of an early week activity.
Sick sesh brah. Really liked what you did earlier.
Everything you've wanted to know... but were too afraid to ask!
Yet Bowser wants to air out a laundry list of complaints at the 11th hour?? OK BOOMER
No, it's not derogatory... Arin is EMPOWERING his eggs!!!
mmmm.....pasta
Join Bayou Billy (someone who has no relevance to anything) as he ventures to some rich guy's estate to save his girlfriend, or sister, or maybe she's his accountant? Anyway, you're gonna want to see this.
...and it makes very little narrative sense to boot! GR8EST GAIM EVAR
Will THIS be the game that makes Arin flip his opinion on Sonic, and fall desperately in love with the annoying little hedgehog for good?????
This game runs far more smoothly than advertised, and frankly we'd like to speak to the manager about it.
His chiropractor might need to look into that!!!!
There is but one truly serious gamer problem, and that is to play Sonic or not.
Such a generous mascot.
We’ve got the meat AND meat by-products.
Directed by Lars von Trier and narrated by Werner Herzog.
Bill must have been lead dev on this level.
Friendly fire is turned off right?
Only a TRUE Sonic Fan could know stats of Sega Korea Account Manager for Eastern Regional Sales from 2017 Q2. I've NEVER seen anybody pull numbers like that.
But not as adorable as YOU, dear viewer!!!!!
Watch in awe as we get scrubbed down by a bloober!
Are we coordinated enough to bring the suck?? Only YOU can decide that, dear viewer!!!
It's like a laundromat simulator.... but in HELL!!!!
Priorities... right?
Someone's going to step on that guitar.
I only said to take your shoes off inside.
Get ready to have your heartbroken as your favorite characters are picked off one by one. Again.
The last thing you'll see is their cute chubby cheeks before they eat out your eyes.
When giants of this caliber meet, there's no telling what'll happen.
Slay King! Slay!
For what terror lies in their waking hours, I do not wish to know.
Don't make me repeat myself.
It's almost as good as when ham comes out of your hands!
No sympathy for the comedevil here!
I mean you guys are cool and all, but like, we said what we said.
If pooping in your pants is cool, consider Arin Miles Davis!
There's nothing quite like getting assassinated by the truth!
I mean like, it is very important to have three square meals a day, so we get it.
Are we making a Dave Matthews Band pun regarding the class trial? WHAT WOULD YOU SAY if we did?
No throne exists yet to contain waste of this magnitude.
This is a place for solving child murders. You have to go elsewhere for your fast food chili and baked potato fix.
But listen lovelies!! Monokuma slipped into our DM'S! This is all canon.
Every country has a south!
See ya later, Boi-ar-deeeeeeeezzz......
Or, someone. Also, a monobeast... wait, what happened to the monobeast?
Feels like you could've brought that up sooner.
And we have an option to play a game that may or may not contain a 'squatch
Forgive me. Forgive me.
What the heck is going on?
Everyone type 'What the heck is going on' in the comments to pay respects.
The other girls are requested to please 'hold on'
We reminisce on one of our favorite games, Red Head Dead Redemption.
Nagito reveals his special interest in feet.
Girl A, Girl B, Girl C, Girl D, Girl E, and Boy F walk into a murder trial...
I'm gonna pick my nose right now.
Logic dive into 1080 nosegrab.
I'll ask a very controversial question. Who?
Lots of confusion about the definition of 'killing' in this one.
Gundham didn't want to say anything but he did defeat the devil.
Arin is talking like Scooby Doo becase he said he would.
Don't look at Hajime's Big Chungus!!!
Novel Despair Disease is running rampant.
He's got all the symptoms. Let's check his stool.
Many mysteries are hidden deep within the 'Typhoon'.
Have you ever read 'The Tipping Point' by Malcom Gladwell?
We're here in the No-People-Room.
We got to another class trial where we determine who committed the murder. Also our pet is doing pretty well, which feels even more important.
You scratched up my Hoobastank album and that's unforgivable.
We beat the trial. and it turns out, no matter how much they spray me with water guns or give me the wrong flavor Jolly Rancher, it won't matter!
Nekomaru is back and shinier than ever.
This sleep mode function seems really convenient for if you need to kill him.
Nagito... sure loves his hand.
We get a cameo from Gundham's voice actor and Dan feels inadequate about it.
Get over it Akane, it's been minutes!
Nagito was "sleeping"
Nagito was so close to un-alive-ing himself!
We've all been there.
Just to clarify, only the floor moved.
After shredding some sweet gnar, we've cracked the case.
Gundham did nothing wrong. But who will win the office of President of 'I want to die'?
Simply reading this description will not help us grasp what these words mean.
We're singing the mail song from Blue's Clues and then promptly getting stabbed.
Akane pulls out her favorite move, the power cowgirl.
What is this... Poorly rendered fireworks???
More importantly, will Chiaki go out with us?
Monokuma's real plan is revealed. It involves having Hajime and Chiaki KISS?!?!
Who is Sonia????????????????? in math: my solution ➗☺️ in history: my queen???????? in art: my canvas ???????? in science: my oxygen ???????? in geography: my world ???????? - Kazuichi Soda
Does this warrant a big oof?
Your gonna believe Chiaki over... CHIAKI?
We all go home! This game is normal. That's what the heck has been going on the whole time!
Fuyuhiko stands are gonna be up in arms about this one.
Hajime is confirmed as tiny - this is ultimate despair!
We can rewrite the rules of reality. Except for Hajime's size, that's a fixed setting.
The truth comes out, via mind snowboarding and spelling, obviously. And the fight for the Ultimate Cowlick begins!
She's... MY EX WIFE!
Look how LONG and HARD the future is!
What else are you supposed to do smacking around striped and solid POOl balls?
Join the Spherical side and together we control all the bananas in the UNIVERSE!
The bugle sounds, the charge begins But on this battlefield, no one wins The smell of acrid smoke and horses' breath
To consider the other, is to acknowledge the self.
We're on the Happy-Go-Lucky Brothers level. That's good, right?
Slapping our boyfriend in the face while stranded in the mountains to the beat of 'We Will Rock You'... It doesn't get more considerate than this.
There's not enough room in this apartment for us and a ghost.
By far the creepiest house we've observed so far.
Shadow Academy "Once and Never More"
We take a trip down to The Station but it's too hard, so we go back to the Country House.
Where the anomalies love to cut loose.
That's a smash. That's a dog.
If you say pass, you're a liar.
Ruckus the Rangu makes her debut!
We're on a quest to MAKE IT JUICY!
Gerry, we were just talking about you!
Arin shows Dan a jar-man and her-girl.
Mama taught me if I stab a man, it'll hurt.
The defense shidded and also farded.
Billy was awesome. We really looked up to him.
We make a lot of new friends and Rogier stays alive! Until he doesn't.
Anyway, how's your day going?
Right? Maybe?
We thought this lion was supposed to be cowardly...
Is it too late to kneel?
Thanks, Ponyo!
No matter how disgusting the enemy, they always dissolve into happy sparkles.
Scarlet rot, I choose you!!!
All the prophets were like, 'Wow'.
And Arin forgets Dan's favorite bit from this playthrough.
We give the Red Wolf of Radagon a taste of his own medicine. If his medicine was wolves.
We battle Rennala and Arin talks about the boxing match that by the time this episode goes up will have already happened.
Excuse me? Would you step on me?
No peace without fulfilling our wolfjob obligations.
'Did you know that McDonalds is the first fast food restaurant to serve soft-serve ice cream and cookies?' - D, Hunter of the Dead, maybe.
These frog guys sure are sleepy. We learn what Dan believes in his house.
Starscourge Radahn? more like Starscourge ra-DONE. Mostly the NPCs beat him and Arin victoriously ran away.
By a milk vending machine, do you mean a cow?
Don't believe me? Just wash.
please don't tease us, we're working hard.
We'll do anything... for the truth!
The stress is like mom's spaghetti coming out of a fire hose.
At least our parents still love us. Right?
The only Seal song here is 'Kiss From A b-Rose'
WE WILL CLEAN THIS FILTHY, DIRTY, BEAUTIFUL, DISGUSTING, GROSS, SOILED, BURNT, DUURTY, AND UNCLEAN Fountain of dreams!
All our lives have led up to this moment.
This is Arin's only chance at winning Chess
Arin and Dan vs. the world, which is how it always feels.
Gotta keep our ectoplasms firm and perky!
Sure thing this is going to be an awesome vacation!
If Jack helped you off the horse, would you help him?
Sure thing, we're back at it.
Jewelry and sheep. The two food groups.
The Manager really doesn't want to look bad. Which is... interesting.
With our taco girlfriend. Sorry, Sally.
Things are really going off the rails.
Tom enters a new career as a hitman. A penguin with a boombox on his head owns the law. What a life.
We learn how to make a relaxing game stressful. Who knew?
These ones go down to the wire.
Arin is a regular Carmen Sandiego. Does anyone remember Carmen Sandiego?
We are getting dumber over the years so this will go well.
How does Collin know so much about the world?!?
GeoGuessr began with some flair, Using Street View from Google with care. But the licenses changed, So the game was re-arranged, Now with OpenStreetMap, it plays fair!
Will Dan remember that he's played this game before?
This is easy until it isn't.
Two murderous deep sea divers out in the yard.
Manifest THIS destiny. Through any means possible.
I'm the big dog. This is my yard. I'm gonna kick you in the nuts.
Stop yelling at me, monster!
Arin's got that giraffe in him.
And so are we. This is a game about crossing into a portal to Hell, as it turns out.
Jury is still out on this one.
To clarify, we are still using that bit.
The question is, would you let them snap, crackle and pop on you?
Sonic and his son, also named Sonic, start a new adventure.
This is the last episode we recorded before Arin's permanent brain damage!
The episode in which Sonic barters for the door code to a Starbucks bathroom.
So, tail butt plugs. Where do they sell those?
Live and Learn... that we've got to stay together for the kids.
Of anyone we know, our lives are the hardest.
Introducing the Game Grumps laugh track!
And Arin doubles back to his dislike of The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
We might boost a noot at this rate.
Make a compilation of this - the worst Game Grumps moment. Or another fabulous one, depending on your taste.
We're undoing our questionable Tumblr posts... YES! It's finally time to unleash the butt rock.
The more changes, the more stays the same.
No shenanigamery going on here.
I thought that was an animal that hops around.
I'm one step closer to the edge, and I'm about to... bake?
We hate this game. We can't wait to play the next levels.
We're meeting some strangers that are... like us.
Would you rob the haunted bank?
Mozzarella sticks full of what?
Animal 57 is my sleep paralysis demon.
Ballsack International, at your service.
Arch your back, apply the oils, and boom! You're suplexing.
We stan a Mouser Queen!
Tonight we dine on turtle soup. And we're dining in heck.
Arin's unmatched joy for watching a crazy plane crash land is infectious. This was so worth $10
Isn't paratopic like just imaginary sunscreen?
Is inarticulate guttural screaming on the board?
Big Board, do you know what the plot to Junior was all about?
Just your average day in the Game Grumps office!
Growing my grandpa? More like grandpa what's growing on am I right fellas
We're beginning to think maybe grandpa shouldn't be growing at all
We're beginning to think this game isn't just about internet cafes...
Gambling is a valid job, right?
If I cannot convince the judge... I might get myself 1000 years in jail.
This really is one of the most games of all time
Arin will become a Kung Fu master whether he likes it or not.
Are they Bad Boys for life or just until the end of this mission? Oh and this is Miami Takedown for anyone that is really concerned.
You're not gonna believe the accents.
it's time to eat excrement!
This will go down in Game Grumps history.
Two best bros and a four stroke engine are gonna TRIM this yard so good.
Have you ever been caught on the highway between two trucks when they both try to merge into your lane at once? Yes.
No Joker Dancing allowed.
Our dads are going to be so-unproud.
These animals will hopefully make us well together. Emotionally.
From the makers of Party Girls is this... weird fetish game. Picture Attack on Titan, but hot.
Cephalic cephalopod get off that enormous lady!
No one forced us to do this, and yet here we are.
A town unlike any we've ever know. Hm. that's not a cult, right?
And we're trying our BEST!
Which Sonic the HurfHog character are we?
Maybe this is our own special type of hell. Who knows?
We'd probably let some of these kill us.
Gaming within gaming within gaming within gaming.
Everything is coming up us. This is a Milhouse joke.
We've played a lot of weird stuff. But this is truly unbelievable.
We're doing a little golfing.
We're Starting and we're also Ending
We've moved past the need for the letter 's'
You may want to put a bandage on that, Chaos.
I can sell my body for chocolate, Charlie!
We're solving the mystery... of the Pen15 club.
Weird how Dan's fortune lined up exactly with this game.
It's up to us to whack!
This isn't Jim Carrey, that's for sure. It doesn't even sound close.
It's like Lemmings, but Holidays.
This is a lot like Doom, if instead of going to hell you were saving Santa Claus.
Arin, what's the Japanese name of this game?
People will always have lungs and hearts, which makes this stock a safe bet.
I've never seen anyone drive like you, Georgio.
Can we do it? With the help of save states... maybe.
The final boss is like no child we've ever seen.
An episode in which we search for Rule 34k-lift
Including places we've never heard of!
Hanging pictures is an art and a privilege.
We're legitimately thrilled.
You always were a kidder, Steve.
in the most horrifying voice possible 'It's just a prank bro'
You vs. You with a Scythe
I mean, it wasn't getting any more normal.
You really have to want it. Like really, really want it.
Which furries out there don't love to get kissed by a dog?
This Eldritch Abomination is so cute!
But first we gotta smooch the squid.
She's still dreaming about us. That's sweet!
He was serious. Mazel Tov!
Will this become awful and stressful? We'll see!
Here comes the second course.
Welcome to Penizza, where the pizza is burnt and Arin told you so.
Yurgen- call HR.
Real New Yorkers comin' thru.
Mission Accomplished. A family is homeless.
The Game Grumps Way.
Oh that's why they call it Pigsaw!!!
This game has somewhere between 10 and 10,000 bullets in it.
You're going to want a reservation to the shootout cafe.
We love the Nets. The entire team!
Or, basically a simulator for having a regular office job.
This is some Battletoads stuff, man.
But the game has plenty.
We're like Gordon Ramsey! Kind of.
We're not ready for how NASTY this gets.
It's giving 'ow' and 'darnit!'
Hunstman hunt the most dangerous game... Sman.
Cap'n Crunch is going in C for stolen valor.
I think Grundor did a good job.
We're getting vengeance for the Pixar Mom.
Ruining Dan's pants for... some time now.
Nothing but normal customers this shift!
Things have... taken a turn.
And at one point we're going to Vietnam.
Brb... I'm going to my locker.
I want to leave the train station.
Somehow it gets sadder.
Get the greatest dish of all, despair, right here at Bear's Restaurant
We came here to kick butt and throw butter and we're all out of throwing butter.
Uh oh! Here comes Charlie!
Uh oh. Hope no... trains come along.
I'm gonna do stuff with the pants.
Are hamsters basically high functioning plants? You decide!
Dan has tried eggnog, and he likes it. That's poggers.
This episode is extra chaotic.
Cinnamon rolls give us a certain sensation that you're gonna have to watch the video to hear about.
You're telling me I'm wrong?
But it does take place there.
This one gets pretty hard.
Let's go? But where are we going? Vamos!
Tired of all the meat riders. Oh, hey girls.
More like I want to cooking un-alive myself
Take note of any egg-xits. She'll be bawk.
Why do we do this for a living?
We should've played the European version of this game.
"sticky wicket"
Maybe.
Arin is faced with the Japanese quiz of a lifetime
Yeah. That's the game.
Choro Q is the origination of every idea ever.
It's not Garfield but it could be.
You come in peace? Now you're gonna leave in pieces! (Yes, long series are going to be on Saturdays as well, but we had some beats to share first.)
This is exactly what ranching is like.
Wait Joyce what?
And he's right to, it's fun and silly.
In which we learn about the very real John Muir.
Also: is this game where Dan's awakened as a furry?
You ain't ready for this jelly.
What is this, grindr???
This is hell.
We're going baton and we're not stopping.
Where's our Oglebee at?
Amy is sending some mixed signals in this one.
We're going fishing
Bro, let me chase you!
Gooning is a practice as old as time.
Gotta take a Lipitor for my cholesterol.
Arin is inpatient. Please check him out, he doesn't need to be in the hospital anymore.
We're draining some bathwater.
Post your Jesus = Sonic anagrams in the comments.
Tony Soprano + Spongebob. Who doesn't want to see that?
They are pissing. They are doomed.
Our Scottish friend, Connor McKindle.
Uh, that happened.
These are some real first world problems.
Tonight's head? What about tomorrow's head?
Arin is going to get us content claimed again.
Why doesn't Eggman make more egg puns?
That's Sonic the Steven.
This is kinda sad but also kinda not.
Big G is going to be gooning for a while.
Our weapon of choice? A pool cue.
If that doesn't sell this game to you, we don't know what will.
Starring Richard Dreyfuss*
Happy April Fools Day
You wanna pizza me?
Google says Peppino means “he will add” and “God increases” and I don't know what to do with that information.
Dan has probably never watched Spongebob.
Really more of a cooking simulator!
Uh oh! Whoops! Sorry! Whoops! Didn't mean to electrocute you.
Dark and dank and blueberry kush
Let's gooooo Peppa Pig family
God Save The Queen.
And Peppa's dad gets to finally destroy their family unit.
I don't know but maybe it's an interesting question.
These hints aren't really that helpful.
Let's see what the troops think of this. Whoops.
It's just a box. With a tail. Nothing to see here.
Helicopter Raccoon, activate!
There's a first time for everything!
We should date. I'm 53. Nyaaan
And Arin debriefs his Creator Clash 2 victory.
It's my fantasy. Like diapers, and feet!
Shut up jaundiced child.
Well that wraps it up for Zaboo.
Jory's game is here!
CSI but the S is for Sonic.
Tails has been dreaming him the whole time.
Knuckles and his pillowy fists.
He's the ring boy, he's the one who collects!
Do animals have navels? We don't know.
Dear audience, this is not the finale.
I've never seen him read. Not once.
He's here and swirl painting the toilet.
Bye Conductor :(
Have you ever experienced such PALPABLE TENSION.
MY BRAIN IS ON FIRE AHHHH!
I hate chewing sounds... and I used to work in a coal mine.
Dan Avidan, automatically cool.
Just found out what the NBA stands for. AWESOME!
"Bro, I thought you were stupid as hell, but, as it turns out, you're only dumb as rocks." - Dan Avidan, best friend.
Welcome to chewing sounds, the show!
Aw shoot my hand activated the puddle of piss!
The writer's room did a great job with this one.
Diving into our doom never felt so fun!
Nekk is having problems with his wife. Things are not great in the bedroom.
Your favorite and our least remembered bit returns.
The voices in Tulin's head are getting disruptive.
Now global warming can never happen, right?
Fact check: they do have butt checks in Japan.
“JusT StACk 4 LoGZ” - Dan, forgetting this Is Game Grumps.
Small Dan vs. Big Arin
who is the rizz king?
Arin won't read the comments for this one. You'll just hurt his feelings.
Now this makes my pouch bigger.
How to get floaty eye constructs: Did you see that? The worms?
Clump, that is.
Arin's new invention is amazing... and there it goes.
We are trying to make progress, I swear.
I can't believe this demon sucked 12 years off our life.
Pony Point Patronage!
How does Neil Gaiman's Death feel about pissing?
Selling our friendship stock at a loss.
This could be us but you playing.
Zora. Zora. Zora.
Riding your boys has never inspired more hope.
I'm shooting like a Stormtrooper right now, let me tell you.
Get your S together or else I won't be lmao-ing.
Our old pal, Muzu!
It's okay if they get crushed by a flying vehicle.
Lose yourself in the music, the moment, becoming an immortal dragon, you want it, you better never let it go.
Raise the Roof
Are those Montana hill people???
If the Swedish Chef said Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, would it sound like "Lurdy der Zurdy: Shmer dur Kurdy"
Suck my Rock Roast
WE'RE DIFFERENT!
Are we fasting or just eating fast?
Hasn't Zelda seen Terminator 2?
These are the tears of the wiener.
Arin has upgraded his pants and Dan has lost his. What else is new?
Just scrollin' thru Grindr.
Well maybe not, Arin's getting impatient. Maybe he's a cat guy.
Welcome back!
Link's got his groove back.
Officer, that's my flux-core two pounder. It's okay.
We get the fart stone! Hurray
GET THIS PELICAN OUT OF HERE!
Also, Dan falls in love with a Dragon!
Also, F you Link. Keep up the good work.
It doesn't breathe fire. It breathes ice.
We're going to the castle!
This is a hot dog episode.
ahhh the Phantom Ganon... celebrated everywhere for his fightiness!
WHERE IS YUNOBO'S GIRLFRIEND
Moose, hippo, dragon? Maybe a hippo?
I recall that you're an idiot.
Dan is pulling out all the Tolkien lore in this episode.
AMAITA? r/aita?
Do you need your whole grain pellets?
No yiga here, just doing research.
I WANT TO SHAKE YOUR HAND
your startup disk is full... dang...
Arin finally admits it. He's not good at video games.
These idiots don't know how to play. Also I died.
Predator 2 - it's a rom-com.
Task: Kill your grandmother.
This is the Tiktok trend everyone was talking about, right?
We refuse to follow instructions.
We're not remembering these names lmao
These golfers are incredibly divorced.
We're leaving our review, too.
Just once we want to see a crow toss a human being.
Introducing: Man-Marion!
Welcome to the world... Poo Machine.
The climactic showdown. Big Simpin and Poo Machine
And Skeeter, the incredibly ugly dog!
How will a letter, a dog, some french fries, a camera, a hot chocolate, and a toolbox save the zoo? I just don't see it.
Two pepperonis, one cheese. YEAH!
Scream at the screen when we miss obvious stuff, why don't you?
School should be easy. You’re 35.
Don't part my mom, dude.
He writes the code with his mouth. It's normal! We get ALL ENDINGS!
I peed but only a little.
After a slow start, we made it. This rules.
Luckily we're not becoming ghosts. Yet.
Who is she? Oh is that Nancy Drew?? No she's Xerxeneea
More like America's Next Top Wendy's and instead of Wendy it's a Lovecraftian Horror. And we LOVE it.
Big plot development as Xerxeneena recovers part of her face!
If you ever find yourself with no face, use makeup to get it back!
Her face is gone. Calm down.
Mao mao m-mao mao ????
She bout t'make a name for herselff WOO!
Are you having the time of your life?
Peter. This is what this is.
Are retinas bones or not?
ALL ENDINGS!!
ALL ENDINGS!! Real gamer moments tbh
WOW! I PEED MY PANTS
You asked, so we picked the most Ghoul Grumps appropriate Humongous Games game could find.
I'm gonna sink you with puke, Mr. Boat.
You can't skip me, Happy Halloween We had to know the TRUTH. Who is he? What's his deal? Now we'll know. ALL ENDINGS!!
Yep, we're hopping on the trend.
What if spiders COULD stretch?
Apparently Chapter 3 is coming out soon?
How do you think Heisenburg would like this orphanage?
We are NOT lost!
Miss Delight obviously doesn't watch our show.
Okay Mr. Smart Guy and Mr. Dumb Guy are playing a game.
Welcome Back sir *salute*
Sorry is this rude?
Arin hates it when Dan's jokes make him laugh his 'A' off.
The real horror is that the thermostat is set to 40C.
She's been great but it's time to go.
Where nothing bad has ever happens and our mascot character is very non-threatening.
No arcade guns = it's calibrated = we have a shot of beating this thing.
The real horror is how long it takes to upload!
Is this a dream or not please tell us
This three part series was Dan's reward for surviving a month-long Ghoul Grumps. Come, join the grumps by the fire as we delve into the definitive ranking of dinosaurs.
That's real and not a dragon. Yep.
Let's go-ceratops
Revisiting Arin's One Punch Challenge!
Stay tuned for the sequels, Putt Putt Gets a Colonoscopy and Putt Putt Gets Replaced by Electric Vehicles.
Putt Putt will remember how much he hates Honko forever.
Make sure to speak the No-No language in the comments.
This one's for Florida!
Arin's weak stream is on full display
And by 'college' we mean 'Stanford'
Our new long series for the weekends is here! Enjoy! We should kill Bowser at the end of this game.
Bye, rot in hell ????
here come the blooper stans...
They got Yoshi to voice Baby.
Jesus doesn't exist in the Mushroom Kingdom, right?
I'm going to wound you in an uncool way. Physically and emotionally.
Fast dash or Fart Dash?
One liner about episode, or even just repeat episode name for SEO
Maybe not.
Just not that stage. NOT THAT STAGE.
Dan is the most aggressive wingman I've ever had
Stanley entered the goon state for quite a long time.
We're taking the milk route.
Close your eyes. Relax your anus.
That's right, it's a DOUBLE FEATURE: Elmo's Adventures in Grouchland and Elmo's ABC's! ... It was a simpler time.
I love you AI grandma
Packing fudge, sortin' candies
Come on, Maria. You absolute coward.
Enough exposition - I'm going to eat you!
Take the shovel and kiss my... fins.
Sorry Wooly but it was, unfortunately, an accident.
Pigs say - OH NO!
Alright. We're doing this. We're getting all the tapes and lore. We got this.
Yeah, this guy IS Nuts! ... Mr. Nuts, that is
please don't bully them for not knowing their Wonka lore.
NOT THE DOG!!!
2001: A Space Odyssey, the Game, somehow.
Aaaand we are horrible at it. Just absolutely terrible.
Phoenix and Edgeworth were doing each other. Is that right?
This is the only chance we have to 'deep six' this guy.
Let's see Paul Allen's card.
We had to take 7 months off recording this but that's okay. Bless our hearts.
Japan only has one mountain and they're all Mount Fuji. Also it's snowing on Mount Fuji.
A woman? With a whip? An exquisite WHIP?!?
PAY NO MIND TO THIS STICK FIGURE DRAWING OF ME FARTING!
What part of her is different, judge?
Come visit me at the Hotti clinic anytime... Oh gosh that's what he looks like?
The cute girl who keeps whipping us won't stop us from finding out the truth!
With special guest: GODZILLA (1986)???
No, we aren't pulling you're 'magic wand' on this one.
It's not just his attitude, it's his exposed chest that makes him hot! Like BLOUGH!
Milk is the nectar of the gods.
That smile, that damn (insincere) smile.
Max's bust. Max is going to bust? Hm.
All Edgeworth left us was a single picture... of his balls.
First come love, then comes coma, then comes skibidi in the toilet.
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's von Karma!
Using Phoenix Wright logic to WIN, and onto case THREE!
HUFF PUFF ratta-tat-tat-tat!
IS THAT A BED?!
SHE CAN'T READ! HOW DOES THIS HELP!?
Pearls is ready to THROW TINY HANDS with Von Karma.
Edgey-wedgy-poo uwu
Must love juice!
MatPat could've done that, who knows.
Never seen Edgeworth that emotional... except for the time we [REDACTED]
EDGEWORTH WHAT ARE YOU DOING OR NOT DOING?!?
Justice makes us crave Raisin' Canes
Evil is sipping piss from a brandy glass.
If we are trying to buy time, we are killling it.
It was- uh- Adrian! In the room! With the knife! No that's Clue rules...
Okay. We get it. We get it.
With Liberty and Justice for All. Should we keep playing Ace Attorney? Let us know!
YES! URBAN YETI! YES!!!!
I'm partial to Ghost Peter myself
Thanks @Blackmarketbingo- we'll finish this one day, promise!
And let's get progressively more upset! We gotta get that Larry Lore.
We're signing the waiver and everything.
I'm Mr. Googah, Lady Gaga wasn't available.
Dan has a remote under his butt. COME FIND IT!
Bodonkhonkaroos reporting for duty, sir.
Loincloth gaming.
Thanks @vishalkalicharan7710 for the suggestion!
In the red corner, we have a dino with a fat dumpy
Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?
Riveting game. Challenging controls. Big bonhokeroos.
NEVER litter on the Shinkansen.
Unfortunately this game is educational, but it's dinosaurs!
Impale me for a 5th time, PLEASE!
JOI for Jurassic Park Operators.
I'm a dungeon master and well into the butthole cut of Cats (2019).
Is this a Danganronpa location? Jerk King = Titty Typhoon?
Let's go to the salon to change everything about our appearance so we can fall in love!
It's a cat dating sim. We had to do this. You understand, right?
hey, time to steal the life of a child!
Fatty Bear, people are watching this!
This game has it all. Such masterful innovation.
Karaoke means empty orchestra and I think that's beautifully haunting.
He's recording this from the other room. With his eyes closed. He's having a great time.
"Sticking out our Ryatt for the Gizzler" - Dan Avidan, 2024
The spiritual successor to the Zelda CD-i games by Seedy Eye! Oh- I get it.
What WON'T they animate? These absolute mad lads.
Hippity hoppity, dude!
Guys, Dan and Arin are making babies again
Dan encounters his first test: a hot cat woman.
We're talking Twilight, 50 Shades of Grey, and My Immortal. This episode has it all.
That's a man who looks like a wall!
And yet this is Game Grumps. Curious...
Codenames: Kitten and Daddy. Contra: Operation Galuga is out NOW!
That's UNCLE Bill Rizzler to YOU.
Was there always so much lore?
We're all mentally stable here
THIS
Furniture Acquisition and Relocation Transportation, of course. Get your mind out of your butt cheeks.
And on the second day, God made the Power Rangers.
Deer have long neck: the game!
Do better. Drink water. Go to bed!
Our most impressive gaming feat yet. Dan is great at games with proper power (over)scaling!
The totally normal demo to a totally normal game. Produced by our friend Jesse Cox!
The night is dark and full of...treasures!
H O N E Y ?
Call your dads!
This is incredible
I just want to see 30 Latitude 10 longitude... All my life...
Don't make eye contact Spy Fox.
Can you believe we beat Minesweeper?
Not the ADMINISTRATOR PERMISSIONS?!
Shout out to Hayley Westenra
Finfin! You beautiful fish.
Exit 8 is better than Exit 9, and that's because they're not made by the same team. Exit 8 is superior in every way.
Everything returns to CRAB. Even Dark Souls.
Harnessing the power of Umami milkers
The only creature here is our own neurosis.
This town sucks, we can't even get any village-age.
"Ew" - Dan Avidan, 2024
She's got eyes on the back of her butt
Okay so you might have guessed, she is a monster.
Welcome to House Bebeviento
So many beautiful dolls.
Crankin' hogs and OH MY GOD EW.
Birdie fly in the sky, I can shoot twice as high
He's so clever. Nice.
World's worst Ferris Wheel coming up.
Much Cadou about Nothing!
But first a song about drinking our piss.
Heisenberg hates himself too
Isn't that crazy?
Gosh his hair looks good.
POSSUM SCREECHING
We love game jams :) They're pretty awesome!
A struggling animal shelter? ... let's save it.
Lord up above...
It's fiction. We made it up. It's not true.
Happy National Best Friend Day on June 8th. Yell at your best friend today to show how much you care.
We suck being security. We will not notice that's not you. We will murder you and then get killed ourselves.
Hello dad please incinerate the person in front of us.
Come on, pick your water bottles off our licensed water bottle trees!
Dan's covering Malcolm Gladwell songs. Let's go.
We are LOSING control of the cheese dam!
Thank you for loving this series, we love it too. We're doing an episode every Wednesday through the SUMMER!
Multiple Katy Perry's. Multiple daisy dukes. Multiple bikinis on top. Multiple sun-kissed skins. Multiple melted popsicles.
Toy Boy Roy loves La Croix, it brings him Joy.
Don't drink and drive. But you can have pasta.
We can't change the name....but we want to!
Thanks to everyone on PATREON who sent in their best suggetsions for our store name!
Lots of PP (purchasing power)
ARIN DON'T GO IN THERE WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN
Welcome to the world: Willy and Nilly 'Let's get those fart boys.'
WE GOT MODS, DAWG. 1/3 DISCOVERED.
So Arin hates the Amazon, huh? 3 new mods, 1 left to discover!
6 new mods, 2 left to discover! Some mods broke with the update, but don't worry- Tony's got this.
6 new mods, 3 left to discover!
Attention customers, there is no reality! 2 new products! Did you find them before the boys?
2 new product mods! These ones are tough to find.
We're finally figuring it out!
Arin massages Dan's buttocks in this one (maybe)
THE MODS BROKE, DON'T BE MEAN ABOUT IT. ONLY LOVE TO TONY.
The update is HERE!
Naruto boys! hello!
What would be the Buy & Leave Jingle?
Just another freakout.
You never listen!
The best feeling ever, right?
RENOVATIONS??!? WE GOT A SLIDEY!!!!!
We're spoiling DDLC for you
Daddy wants tinder swipes :(
We don't have to pee tomorrow. We have to pee right now.
Striped walls! Hurray!
A lesson on Crypto-currency
He's in the top .00001% of Mr. Farts listeners. For real.
The much anticipated CRATE update!
You like that? You like it a lot?
You can put products anywhere!
Shelvin', we're shelvin- Supermarket Simulator will be back on the first Wednesday in May!
Buy and LEAVE bags and shirts (you freaks!)
Answering the big questions.
SCREW YOU ROOMBA!
TRIPLE FEATURE
Dan does not have this particular type of trauma, don't worry. He's okay.
The world is smiling back at us :)
10 years ago, we posted our playthrough of P.T. Is it still scary? We replay the OG P.T. again to figure it all out once more.
We got some Dan nostalgia for you today!
The 3DO knew what REAL horror is about.
Baked games :)
Arin's breaking out the impression
Danny and Ellen, the Game Grumps.
Balloons, bees, the best way to do this for sure.
We played this game because it was submitted by our Patrons!
Yum, sushi!
Yeah. The cereal. But in space!
We're defeating the Flemoids.
Just a story about a man looking for his dog!
Dinosaurs, Medieval times- this game has it all! Ticking ALL the boxes!
To quit the game you need to...
THIS MUSIC RIPS!!! HELL YEAH!
"Climbing is difficult with Bennett Faraday"
Congrats! You drove up to the gas station and are now the owner.
✨???? Cerveza Cristal ????✨
Are Elvis and Santa mutually exclusive?
Owning a business is hard
Please feel free to relax. Downstairs. In the dungeon. Vincent will be tying you up momentarily.
Anomaly games make me confident they would die in a horror movie
Welcome to the next forever. But not really!
~We're all gonna die~
Dan is all jazzed up, let's go.
We really loved Mamma's Ragu...
???? Au claire de la bussy~ ????
MURDER IS ON THE MENU! FINALLY.
Don't forget about Shuichi's Macro-Micro-Monster-Magnum Dong!
Journey to the Center of the Earth or ???
Does 'A Bugs Life' exist in the Danganronpa canon?
Problematic. You heard the robot.
We will be back for Chapter 2 in a few weeks! See you soon, gamers!
Be my mom please :)
The Flashlight CRIES for a flipped switch
That guy has nowhere to go, he must be following his rainbow
Wow. Thanks so much Arin!
Wow, nice work Gonta!
I wonder how the game will distract us from the murder during the trial. Maybe by Gonta eating his own farts?
This is the same thing used in Himiko's show!!! OOOHHH!!!!
There's so many great murder possibilities
Hi Gonta it's nice to meet you.
Just cranking the hog, happy trial!
It's Mind Mine.
This really saves the production budget, huh!
Here he comes, here comes Ko-ki-chi! He's a liar on wheels!
Wow. She's really going for it, huh?
Can't follow this at all. You and me both, brother.
You can get a cameo from Dan but not Arin. Guess why.
All the Kos went to the bar.
We are actually cringing rn
Despite all her rage, we're all just rats in a cage.
I can't believe Kokichi pulled the rug out from under us!
Trial time.
Thanks for not giving up. I guess.
Why isn't there some kind of ULTIMATE THERAPIST?
Analyze these turds!
The world is ine oincma.
What the hell Monokubs?
Hi Koichi. Thanks, we showered.
You look way better. Bigger. Way bigger.
Under the pee. A new hit single from Dan Avidan.
Rolling his robot eyes.
Are we in a thruple now?
Can I pee in the girls room now?
What is urinal cake?
We're not confused, nope.
And WHO is Gonta?!?
Nice fart. Be a shame if someone... sniffed it. Love you Gonta. =
We're back baby.
'Boom boom digga, boom digga'
Remember this? We don't.
Didn't you know?
We'll take a small fry and a large coke please.
Who got SMUSHED?
Farting in da crowded elevator
Infamous Michael Jackson album, Blood in the Bathroom.
This cutscene is not stupid, it's awesome.
And the conclusion to the TV situation
Shuichi's detective work is flawless.
His scheme was... airtight.
It's Rantaro! It's gotta be!
Monokuma's gunna love this.
Where did this come from, Cotton Eyed Dear?
Now she's PISSED OFF!
The mind is a computer. A neural net processor.
This game makes no sense at all. He said it, not us.
Only Mr Tumnus could've done this!
Maybe the real Danganronpa was the friends we made along the way.
I've read all your comments. Shoutout to everyone who predicted Arin's reaction. And no, he didn't know.
What does it mean to be alive? What does it mean to lie? What does anything mean?
Regarding- I say, regarding the JIGGLIN' FEVER.
I'm a muthaheckin swat boy
This is like Fortnite but old.
If hot air rises, and we are climbing up...does that mean...
"Blue flower, red thorns...this would be so much easier if I wasn't color blind" - Donkey, Shrek (2001)
Not FRANK RICHARDS!!!
Shoot Emporium, Shoot Emporium!
This is a game for adult men, trust us.
The mystery will deepen. Probably.
Cats n dogs. Choose your fighter.
We're a grocery themed Youtube channel now. Deal with it.
They made him green! They did. Don't test us on this.
Straight up frying it- and by it...I mean my egg.
Sisyphus did it for the Ice Cream.
Do you think he knows about fake vanilla? Do YOU know about fake vanilla?
is this really so hard? yes.
SLAP We're gonna need some more of the leaded water.
We're so far from the plot here. But we love it.
Thunder and Lightening ain't so frightening! Not from the comfort of our straight jacket!
Hope Lightning had a good time in Cleveland.
???? Living in Applebee's, Living in Applebee's????
Dan's pulling the trigger. We both did it. We both reached for the gun.
She has to go right Nanao!!!!
Our robots are different. Mine didn't kill your grandma.
Turning into a car takes way too long.
I've got the floatie jumpies.
Another Supermarket game. We'll see how it measures up. Surely nothing scary will happen?
Nasty boys, nasty toys.
We can't get up! It's nasty!
Shooty man shooty man here he goes shooty man.
We need to watch the cutscenes even if we're not in them.
Ken you're done! As soon as we finish this salad.
T'was the Nightmare Before Christmas and all through the game, the Grumps didn't do the tutorial and got stuck again.
PROVOLONE SWISS!
This game is about cockroaches. Just so you know.
This game is so strange.
What is going on, seriously.
THESE GAMES SUCK! ...MOSTLY!
Problems? We got answers. And those answers are better than or equal to a coin toss!
Well we can't send help, sorry.
Naughty or nice, here we come!
Hazelnut has another thing coming.
The Mona Lisa and the Scream on the same wall - what a museum!
Good job Arin. Be a little more considerate next time.
Greta's the name, tae-kwan-doh is the game!
We're gonna rek shrek
Happy Date Grumps, everyone!
What a wonderful lady :)
She did what to her what?!?
It's time for Date Grumps!
Meow.
The boys “ape out”.
A lot of smack is talked on this game, but frankly any game where you can punch a rabbit in the butt and chicken leg pops out is pretty sweet in my book.
Can the Game Grumps win a Street Fighter match using only a light punch attack? Under no circumstances is that a convenient excuse for them to get their buns kicked in this game and not have to suffer ridicule from viewers. No, I'm not being paid to say that. Ouch Arin stop hitting me. Sorry, I'm writing this description via voice-to-text because I'm locked in the Grump Dungeon with my hands tied up. Arin please, just one sip of water, I'm begging you. Hey why are you touching me there
In a shocking display of evil, Arin attempts to pull a fast one on Danny, and admits to exposing himself to his Amazon Echo on numerous occasions. Let's hope the FBI is not subscribed to this channel.
Moonlighting as a rabid goose, the Grumps do their best to make life more difficult for hardworking, everyday people. This is Untitled Goose Game.
In this episode, Arin again asks Dan if they can watch Cats (2019) together, and Dan says "yeah absolutely" really quickly and then moves onto the next topic, similar to the way you would answer your mom when she asks if you did your homework, when you really didn't. It seems Dan is not really that invested in seeing Cats with Arin, and I've been doing some serious soul searching trying to figure out why. It's causing me great agony and torment, and frankly causing my IBS to flare up, which is a whole thing in itself. One cannot be blamed for daydreaming about Arin and Dan leaving that theater together, grinning ear to ear as they skip down the sidewalk singing the Mr. Mistoffelees song in perfect harmony, and maybe stopping for frozen yogurt after. When you consider the fact that Dan is a huge furry and loves to boink people in animal costumes every day of his life, it really doesn't make much sense, and you have to wonder if Dan even really is a furry, or if his name is even really Dan Avidan? It could be Fred Von Pretzels or even Barack O'Neil. There is no way to know and tbh I'm freaking out. I don't even know what to do at this point.
Thanks to Ubisoft for sponsoring!
Renowned demonslayers Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan join forces to take on various ghoulish creatures in the breathtaking new sequel to Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon.
Struggling out soon for Steam & Nintendo Switch!
We got to play Immortals: Fenyx Rising early! This video is sponsored by Ubisoft!
I'm so gwad ur hewe! *nyah* (=^･ω･^=) Pwotect me fwom aww dis cweepy content! *nuzzles closer* So stwong! Lookie your muscle bulgie wulgie. (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
It's finally time to dig up those coins buried in the backyard and put them in the brick walls like a responsible adult.
Don't worry about what we'll do with them, we're medical professionals.
Arin's like the Barbie doll I never had. I'd never seen anybody so glamorous.
Between encounters with Earth's majesty, we'll be connecting and learning more about one another. So won't you join us today on a serene journey through Nature and the Spirit of Man.
"I love every furry in the world. I think they're all wonderful." - Arin Hanson, 2020. CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY!!!!!!!!!
Unfortunately once again, we have a jingle jangle problem on our hands. You see, it seems that... Santa's going NUTS!
After watching this episode, I am very happy that Arin has chosen a career as a video game boy, and not a ski resort architect
We're celebrating the holidays with the age old tradition of talking to strangers online alone in the dark, enjoying a bowl of freshly microwaved heart blood soup.
This one'll make you feel a whole lot better about your living space!
Sue me Masen Sensay. I didn't meant to bump into you *blush*. Oh I'm such a bakka. ヾ(￣0￣;ﾉ
If you thought your love life was in the garbage can, this episode is for you!
At this point we've played so many weird dating sims, they're gonna have to invent a new type of furry just for us. Not mad at it honestly.
I mean, I was gonna do it any way.
The only green thumbs around here are from gangrene.
Come play Dungeons & Dragons: Dark Alliance
Sorry about the construction noise on this one. Half of the building is being torn down for legal offices.
So many warm feelies, a single game couldn't handle it. LOAD"*",8,1
Ghosts like it both ways.
Does it have to be furry to be furry?
Direct from A Jungle, located Somewhere, 15 Rounds for the title of WORLD FEATHER WEIGHT CHAMPION. STANLEY vs. the tag team SHINS & SNAKES! Can our feeble, weak, helicopter-laden Stanley prove his worth and win back the heart of Dr. Livingston?
Ricky was your normal average village boy with naturally green hair. But then... One day... A thing happened. That thing caused him to cross a threshold into an unfamiliar situation. On the other side of that threshold? Only God Themself knows. (It's infuriating platforming.)
Like, comment, and subscribe if your favorite Ninja Turtle is one of the following: Michaelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, or Venus!!!!!
Unfortunately some digital dogs were harmed in the making of this episode. Luckily they're evil dogs so they kind of had it coming.
What're you going to do with that quick save, big boy?
Two hands to live, one hand to rest, no hands to POUND A BUNCH OF MUSCLY DUDES!!!!!! (with nerf bats)
Please accept this FREE financial advice from us to you, with love!!!!!
Freeing cuties 12 reapers at a time. Totally work safe. (This isn't sarcasm.(Or is it?(It's not))xoxo)
Just so much flopping around.
It's a video game! On at least technicalities.
OMG... did you guys know how Mona Pizza got her name??? WHAT A COOL COINCIDENCE
Make sure to pour one out for our homey Route 22 NJ Pizza Hut.
The year is 20X6: the last manga translated by hand was years ago. When the Last Artisans passed, only the robots remained. It is a dark time.
It's the graveyard shift, but for Tombstone pizza.
The sparking cables and GRINDING gears make it really exciting.
There is no video here.
We know a lot of you have been asking for a video where sexy Teletubbies assault rodents with giant lollipops... well today's your lucky day!
The skies have gone dark because Nickelodeon has captured the stars an is making them Brawl!
This is a Patreon episode for sure.
Be advised! Viewing this video may qualify you to receive a lump of coal under your tree this year!
Man in fedora walks around house and curses. The only genre we care about.
Dan's back and we're lemming some Lemmings.
Are Arin and Dan bad enough dudes to rescue Ronnie?
Lines will be drawn at candy corn.
surely this potato isn't connected to anything else we've played, right?
what a game. Slightly less censored version on the Patreon.
Humans rule, killers of humanity drool.
This guy knows his way around a furnance (sic).
We're buying fireworks and dumpster diving. This is awesome! Why would someone make this. Why? WHY?
Who's your favorite character? Ours is the Arc de Triomphe.