A famous ballroom dancer loses his feet to a pair of gigantic scissors. After a quick foot transplant his feet start taking on a murderous mind of their own.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Steve Coogan | Writer | ||
| Graham Duff | Writer | ||
| Henry Normal | Writer | ||
| Jonathan Cake | Guest Star | ||
| Roger Griffiths | Guest Star | ||
| Tim Pigott-Smith | Guest Star | ||
| Martin Gordon | Guest Star | ||
| Fiona Welburn | Guest Star | ||
| James Langton & His Solid Senders | Guest Star | ||
| Tom Bell | Guest Star | ||
| Sarah Alexander | Guest Star | ||
| Graham Duff | Guest Star | ||
| Matt Lipsey | Director |