Hans Brocken and his lovely new virgin wife Carmina are on their honeymoon when they encounter a castle owned by the mysterious Countess Kronstien. She and her ladies seem unusually interested in Carmina.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Steve Coogan | Writer | ||
| Graham Duff | Writer | ||
| Henry Normal | Writer | ||
| Ronni Ancona | Guest Star | ||
| Basil Moss | Guest Star | ||
| Sally Bretton | Guest Star | ||
| Hayley Henderson | Guest Star | ||
| Anouska Bolton Lee | Guest Star | ||
| Sarah Henderson | Guest Star | ||
| Ben Miller | Guest Star | ||
| Honor Blackman | Guest Star | ||
| Matt Lipsey | Director |