Kyle lost his mind over the course of the pandemic. He seeks the help of an unlikely advisor to sort out what is truly crazy in this mad world.
Kyle gives Mortal Combat a fair assessment.
Activision only has eyes for Call of Duty, so Kyle has tips for their neglected franchises to get some attention.
Pokémon Cards have become unobtanium and I'm kind of into it.
Housemarque has digivolved their arcade shooters into a GOTY contender
It's just a stupid YouTube title. I don't think it's like a really bad idea, just hard to take seriously you know.
Special guest Sean Clinton knows exactly what it takes to achieve Cloud Strife's gnarly pipes.
Some E3 questions are regular, these are burning.
E3 2021 has officially wrapped up and now this guy steps out with his trademark bad opinions.
Sony was squashing creatives and then I got distracted.
Oblina is finally in a game where she can battle children and now I have to determine if it will be anything less than a 10.
California is suing Activision Blizzard for sexual harassment and it's clearly the kind of thing even this dumb show has to talk about.
Athletes are getting all the attention right now, so I think it's only fair to hand out medals for video games too. I worked really hard on this premise
This week I go ahead and give the entire Halo franchise a simple score. Determining the absolute value for enormous world-known intellectual properties doesn't have to be complicated.
Nintendo's Indie World Showcases are actually pretty cool, which gets me on this whole other tangent.
We don't always nail haircut conversations on our first try. This is my way of learning to do better.
We can all agree at this point that I've a got a real knack for predicting the future, so here's more spot-on guesses you'll be amazed by as the years pass.
Sony's most gassed-up event of 2021 is over and as the world's number one premier rough tumblin' cowboy gamer I have a lot to say.
Nintendo finally had a good Direct and now I'm becoming a more fully communicative person.
This week I'm trying to cover multiple subjects at once in brand new segment called Low Stakes Bonus Takes.
Sora is the newest and final character coming to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - but let's take a moment to think about whether that was the right call or not.
I'm sick of losing so I brew up 7 rock-solid forecasts that are sure to get me back on top.
Last week I disrespected Bustafellows, so this week I'm back to disrespect it even more for an entire episode.
Sony's hot streak blazes on with a massive new State of Play. Incidentally it is also Halloween.
Elden Ring hungers for pre-orders, so Bandai Namco released a big 18-minute presentation. 74 seconds of this presentation really spoke to me.
There are just too many bland video game covers out there, so I figured maybe it's time I used my artist talents for good.
Epic made a weird Matrix promotional Unreal Engine 5 demo and it's kind of an experience.
Merry Christmas! Here's a can't-fail list of perfect presents that everyone wants.
I needed help with my Top 10 list so I created a how-to guide to get me across the GOTY finish line.
Many mysterious questions will be answered in the new year, but here are the main six important ones.
There's a rumored Twisted Metal game in development and I'm feeling like it might be nice if I toss out some of my invaluable ideas.
Microsoft the mega corporation is looking to purchase Activision Blizzard for just $68.7 billion, and they had a funny way of announcing it.
This week I admit that I kind of like it when bad things happen to Ubisoft, but at the same time I scrubbed through the whole video looking for a smile and it never happens. It's like I have no smile instincts, which is probably a detriment to my hosting abilities.
Utilizing the power of dangerous technology I've jam-packed this episode with two videos' worth of saucy takes.
The Earth-shattering announcement of a new Street Fighter turned out to be more like a short, uncomfortable shake but I still have a few hot takeaways.
It's the dawn of a new Pokémon generation and the series' continued success at seemingly almost effortlessly garnering attention gives me the impression it will just always be this way.
A sudden, brief State of Play brought three new game announcements, and I have a bad feeling this week was the brightest each of them will ever shine.
With the impending release of Kirby and the Forgotten Land I feel like Kirby is about to launch into actual Big Shot Status, so we might as well take this moment to check in on his franchise score.
After carefully studying the trends and tea leaves, I'm predicting the biggest common trait of the next popular game characters.
PlayStation is combining its two subscription services into one chunky service, and you know what I'm still not into it.
I tried going with a neutral title on this one but my expression in the thumbnail kinda says it all. It's like "Hey, we got a couple of nice game announcements for very specific people." Not a bad week really.
The unexpected announcement trailer for Kingdom Hearts IV has brought me to several non-dramatic realizations.
Classic Sonic the Hedgehog is back, in 16:9, Mirror Mode and more!
I found this sporting good that lets you see invisible aliens, obviously had to try it out.
Cracker Jack, 126 years old, is playing it a little loose when it comes to prizes.
I had a hard time figuring out the right tone this week, still wondering if this would have worked without the 2-minute intro. Anyway, "Kyle attempts to play games for just three minutes without disparaging them."
It's a sensational title but also just sort of the truth by default, with apologies once again to Xenoblade Chronicles 3 fans.
Here are the words that stook out to me after I looked back on the trailer barrage of Summer Game Fest 2022.
At long last, Microsoft has proven once and for all that Japanese games are at home on Xbox.
This week Nintendo thoroughly explained everything I need to know about not purchasing Xenoblade Chronicles 3.
Nintendo capped off a piping hot June with a nice cool glass of mini announcements.
This week God of War: Ragnarok, Skull & Bones, and Forspoken all announced beautiful new release dates.
I decided to use my adult wisdom and resources to finally defeat a childhood game I could never get 3 levels into. (Sorry the audio is kinda effed on this)
I'm just here to say a couple of nice things about a popular cartoon/HBO Original Series fighting game that's still in beta.
There's an unsettling genre of hardcore easy trophy games that seems to be reaching its natural limit, and I'm here to check em out.
Kirby let me down in his newest unnecessary spinoff but somehow I ended up feeling sorry for him.
I'm just explaining my particular role on this year's Gamescom Opening Night Live. Nothing too juicy, sorry juicemongers.
I'm using the new methods Masahiro Sakurai is teaching me to concisely praise a new Pokémon trailer.
Someday soon Microsoft will own Call of Duty, and for years after that point they're going to have to keep releasing the series on PlayStation consoles. But how many years specifically?
After witnessing dozens of new game trailers in the last seven days, it's refreshing to see that a few of them are actually pretty good.
Sony's harmless terminology of "lifecycle management" has me distraught over what even makes a game alive.
I officially Don't Do Reviews but while Delayed Input is off, I figured I can step out of my usual comfort zone.
You would think Silent Hill's triumphant return would be the absolute talk of the town, but then Capcom made one good Resident Evil 4 trailer.
My favorite game of October is the one where Batman's sweet children ruthlessly grind Gotham for random loot.
It turns out that I live in fear of disappointment and all it took to become optimistic was one big number.
This is what happens when a short, fun, interesting card game makes victories perhaps too sweet.
I chose this thumbnail so you can tell I'm not being serious.
It's hard to say for sure why November's big releases exploded like they did, so I might as well gamble for a chance at being right.
I'm discovering that my deal is that I'm both strangely curious and wildly dumb at the same time.
Elden Ring is probably going to be a common GOTY choice, but I hope it never becomes automatic.
In my opinion 2023 is still new enough to justify talking about anticipating things.
I think originally mentioning the title earned this video the hard age gate here on YouTube, so I'm merely alluding to the next game from the creators of the Batman: Arkham series here.
Xbox tried out a new marketing format this year and you know what, I kinda liked it.
Don't worry, my eye becomes slightly less irritated as the video continues.
I feel like this thumbnail is a little misleading, but really without those two brief shots of vehicles the new Tears of the Kingdom trailer probably is kind of bad.
Clearly it's hard for me to get my facts straight sometimes, so to reiterate here the PS VR2 costs 550 US dollars.
I'm wondering if "State of Play" is a common enough term to just sit accepted in a video title. Anyway these are mostly silly peeves, please don't take it all seriously.
Sometimes these videos are fairly straightforward, sometimes they're absolutely not what the title implies. You could maybe guess what's happening here.
I get involved in one last very bad decision before 2022 ends.
I think about Space Jam: A New Legacy probably more than any good movie I've seen in the last five years. Delayed Input will return March 31! (Also if you're confused by the pink hair, I lost a Zelda bet last year)
I was going to skip the Tears of the Kingdom presentation but I'm glad I didn't. I'm in baby. (If you're wondering why the audio is so echoey--I just moved into a new apartment and the office is a little empty right now. I'll get it sounding better next week)
An unexpected story about a portable PlayStation 5 got me to finally dig into Inside Gaming's various future hardware reports.
I liked this week's FFXVI State of Play a lot, but there's always room for improvement.
I found a dumb article and it sort of helped me articulate my thoughts on The Super Mario Bros. Movie.
At last, Phil Spencer has conceded to Sony and Nintendo.
When you're a regular YouTube blabbermouth it's important to admit when you're wrong.
If you're clicking this video expecting more than five problems, you will be disappointed.
It's kinda nuts how little Sony had ready to show for this big event they decided to have in May.
Xbox won E3 2023, let's celebrate.
The Switch has a lot left in the tank, and some of it seems surprising and new.
When the FTC drags Microsoft out to court, the gaming news sites feast. And I get to pick from their plates after they're done.
This summer's biggest box office botch mathematically lessens the allure of an unrelated, years-out video game adaptation.
I'd say this episode is spoiler light--I don't ruin anything big (or medium) but if you're super media blackout you might hear a couple of things you wish you didn't.
Two of 2023's most-desirable games dropped their story trailers on the same day. Which one wins? I'll tell ya in this video.
Based on our observations, we believe that Kyle loves Pikmin 4 but has a difficult time accepting it. Instead, he lashes out.
One of 2023's biggest releases is a game I wouldn't even glance at a few months ago.
...with Kyle Bosman. This week's title broke the character limit, which I think means it's good.
It's officially time for my performance review. Obviously I have nothing to worry about, this is just regular procedure.
We've finally hit that point where I'm forced to acknowledge Switch 2 rumors and honestly so far none of them are that crazy.
When a Nintendo Direct and State of Play happen on the same day, you're going to draw some questionable parallels.
Microsoft accidentally leaked everything it was carefully trying to keep from public knowledge, and it's generally the kind of stuff you'd expect anyway.
An old, defeated menace makes an unexpected return.
I didn't realize what a strange public history the Multiplayer Last of Us game has had until this week.
Just when I started to wonder if maybe it wasn't happening this year, Sony finally unveiled the new look for the PlayStation 5's holiday season.
The Activision Blizzard (King) acquisition has finally happened, and while I know it's a whole team responsible, there's only one Xbox leader writing these blog posts in the first person.
I know it's tough to tell the two games apart, so fortunately I'm here to sort this one out for you.
There's a frustrating skateboarding game I used to play as a kid where killer bees would come chase you down whenever you skated too long. I figured now that I'm a deeply mature video game player I should go back and calmly triumph over 720°.
Wherever I go, everyone keeps asking me, "When is the All Growed-Up review coming out?" The wait is over. A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do.
One week after the Game Awards, where I saw so many fancy games with enormous budgets, I'm still thinking about those weird Sega remakes.
I googled this precise title because I was sure someone else would have said this already. Maybe the diction is bad.
I like anticipating trailers because it doesn't really matter if they turn out good or bad.
There have only been two, but I love a Developer Direct. Also, I'm sorry about how this week's vest makes a lot of extra noise.
This week I'm taking some time to appreciate the relatively short and effective marketing campaigns of Tekken 8 and Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth.
There were a few times watching this week's State of Play where I felt like a trailer just kind of fizzled out when it could have popped.
Note: This video was uploaded just a matter of days before Microsoft would eventually explain their whole vision for the future of Xbox.
Capcom and Xbox hosted a couple of low-key live showcases this week and Kyle is forced to accept that he might be momentarily content.
I don't know a thing about running a holding company but I do love a silly press release.
Significance in a subjective concept but sometimes you just know when you're right.
Imagine Overwatch but with Marvel characters, but be realistic please.
They can't trick me into believing a professional hockey game where someone has Bugs Bunny's body is a sincere attempt at promotion.
With the dawn of the Triple-i Initiative, we now understand clearly what it means to be triple independent.
This week I'm delivering a sensible headline roundup so I can safely justify my Jerry Jones hologram reference.
It's a little bizarre that the Xbox Studios multiplatform releases are a real thing we just acceptingly nod or shrug at now.
A beleaguered Microsoft is in a tricky scenario with their upcoming show. Lucky for them I'm an expert of not being awkward.
I think the opening act for PlayStation's newest State of Play fell short of the big impression Sony was hoping for.
Microsoft is seemingly mastering the fine art of gaming showcasery.
Nintendo showed up big time with a promising 2024 slate of new games and then I realized later they're all kind of small deals.
Shadow of the Erdtree is vanquishing negative user reviews the same way we learn to beat tough bosses. (panicking and mashing circle)
This actually isn't a Crazy Taxi takedown video, it's kinda just assorted GAAS thoughts.
Sometimes if you're wrong about something you just have to wait long enough to become right.
To answer probably your first question, the stupid games are Splitgate 2 and Emio - The Smiling Man.
I finally bought a PlayStation VR2 and I have found that traveling beyond reality comes at a cost.
I also wanted to talk about Hi-Fi Rush and Destiny 2 this week so maybe I went a little overly-blunt with Borderlands. It's more than a fun game with guns.
It's just a strange era of big gaming showcases that have to be both entertaining and profitable.
Timed exclusives are the lifeblood of the gaming hot take industry.
I'm hoping this title doesn't come off as too mean.
It costs $700.
Also we all potentially got our first sneak peek at the Switch 2 this week.
We're talking about Assassin's Creed Shadows and Star Wars Outlaws here but suddenly I'm embarrassed I forgot to make Skull and Bones jokes.
This video is about Rabbids and Dragon Ball and not Final Fantasy Rebirth.
Sony casually discards two of its recent studio acquisitions while Nintendo does some new goofy stuff only Nintendo can do.
If your game studio isn't getting in on the TV and movies business, you're gonna get left behind.