The fanciful roast of a historical figure, in this case George Washington, victorious general and first President (played by Jan Leighton). Roasters: Leonard Barr, Foster Brooks (as Washington's press secretary), Jack Carter, Euell Gibbons, Steve Lawrence (as Washington's aide-de-camp), Dick Martin, Audrey Meadows (as Martha Washington), Corbett Monica, Nipsy Russell, Henny Youngman.