All Seasons

Season 2021

  • S2021E01 Leg of Lamb

    • April 3, 2021

    ITS GRILLED LAMB CHECK OUT THE INSULASH ON THE YETI 45 TUNDRA BABY!! LETS GO COOKIN SOMETHIN CHECK OUT THE INSULASH HOT OR COLD KEEP YOUR TOOTSIES WARM YOUR BUTTS COLD

  • S2021E02 Dry Rub Smoked Hot Chicken

    • June 30, 2021

    ITS SPICY ITS CHICKEN ITS PICKLE AND CUCUMBER SALAD ITS COOKIN IN THE CITY

  • S2021E03 Surf n' Turf

    • July 9, 2021

    OUTDOOR GRILLIN WAGYU STEAK FLIPPIN AND A COUPLA PRAWNS PRAWNIN

  • S2021E04 Smoked Porchetta Sandwich

    • July 16, 2021

    GREATEST SMOKED PORCHETTA SANDWICH EVER PERIOD YOU'RE WELCOME YOU FREAKS! LET'S GO!

  • S2021E05 Smoked BBQ Chicken Tacos

    • July 23, 2021

    ALABAMA WHITE BBQ CHICKEN LEG TACOS SMOKED CHICKY AND SELF MACERATING SLAW?!? COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’! FOR YOU FOR ME FOR YOU LETS GO!!

  • S2021E06 Smoked Turkey Leg Enchiladas w/ Harley-Davidson + Matty Matheson

    • August 6, 2021

    STRAP IN AND HOLD ON TIGHT!!! I TEAMED UP WITH @HARLEYDAVIDSON TO RECREATE SOME STURGIS FAVORITES IN THIS 3 PART SERIES. THROW IT IN ROLL ER UP AND HOP ON YOUR HOG. WELCOME TO STURGIS YOU TURKEYS! FIRST UP WE’RE MAKING SMOKED TURKEY LEG ENCHILADAS. RIDE THAT ALL THE WAY TO THE BLACK HILLS! THIS IS JUST THE APPETEASER. COOKIN' SOMETHIN' LETS GO!

  • S2021E07 Bison on Weck w/ Harley-Davidson + Matty Matheson

    • August 11, 2021

    GETTING REVVED UP AND THE FESTIVITIES HAVE ONLY JUST BEGUN!! I TEAMED UP WITH HARLEY-DAVIDSON TO RECREATE SOME STURGIS FAVORITES IN THIS 3 PART SERIES AND IT’S TIME FOR THE MAIN COURSE — SMOKED BISON RIB EYE SANDWICH. SO TENDER SO JUICY ALL THE FLAVOUR LAYERS GOT ME PUMPED UP! DIG IN LETS GO!!! WHO'S READY FOR DESSERT NEXT!??

  • S2021E08 Strawberry Funnel Cake w/ Harley-Davidson + Matty Matheson

    • August 15, 2021

    WEVE FINALLY ARRIVED!!! HARLEY-DAVIDSON AND I GRIPPED AND RIPPED STURGIS ALL THE WAY THROUGH OUR BELLIES AND NOW THE FINALE TO THE MEAL IS HERE, OUR ONE AND ONLY, STRAWBERRY FUNNEL CAKE!! SAUCY DRIZZLY LOOSEY STRAWBERRY SAUCE ON SUGAR-DUSTED FRIED DOUGH MAKES ME A HAPPY BIKER BOY!!! IT MAY BE THE LAST WEEKEND OF STURGIS BUT THE MEMORIES AND THE FOOD WILL LIVE ON FOREVER WHILE WE WAIT FOR NEXT YEAR!!! LOVE YOUR PERSON AND MAKE ALL 3 EPS TOGETHER FOR THE PERFECT HARLEY-DAVIDSON INFUSED MEAL.

  • S2021E09 The BEST MEatloaf Sandwich

    • August 27, 2021

    BAKE ROAST SMOKE IT ALL IN YOUR TRAEGER WE’RE MAKING THE SMOKED MEATLOAF SANDWICH STRAIGHT FROM THE MEAT+THREE!!! SMOKE YOUR ONIONS HIT YOUR DANK BBQ SAUCE WITH SOME SMOKE AND GET THAT BOUNCY MEATLOAF SOFT SANDWICH CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER THANK YOU @TRAEGERGRILLS FOR DOING IT ALL!!!!

  • S2021E10 Matty's ULTIMATE BLT Sandwich

    • September 19, 2021

    BEAUTIFUL BACON LETTUCE TOMATO SANDWICH BBLTS YOUVE BEEN DOING THE BLT WRONG AND NOW YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT WE'RE COOKIN' SOMETHIN'

  • S2021E11 The GREATEST Meatball Sub

    • October 24, 2021

    THE ONLY MEATBALL SANDWICH YOU WILL EVER NEED IN YOUR LIFE SAUCY MEATBALLS OLIVE RELISH GARLICKY CHEESY BREAD WEVE ARRIVED IN FLAVOURTOWN AND WE'RE NEVER LEAVING!!!!

  • S2021E12 The CRISPIEST Chicken Diavolo

    • October 31, 2021

    SPATCHCOCK A CHICKY PUT A BRICK ON IT FOR THE CRISPIEST SKIN WITH A LIL PEPPER MELANGE ITS RUSTIC ITS ROBUST ITS CHICKEN DIAVOLO AND THAT’S AMORE!!!!

  • S2021E13 The CHEESIEST Philly Cheesesteak

    • November 21, 2021

    THAT GOOD BEEFY BEEF RIB EYE KICK IT UP A NOTCH PHILLY CHEESESTEAK WITH ONIONS PEPS MUSHROOMS AND THE HOT WHIZZ DRIZZ ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS THE DRIZZLE WE’RE COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’

  • S2021E14 Bolognese STUFFED Shells

    • November 28, 2021

    SEASONS CHANGING IM COOKIN SOMETHIN TO WARM UP THE BELLY STUFF YOUR PASTA SHELLS WITH BOLOGNESE GET JACKED UP ON THIS LANDSCAPE OF LOVE

  • S2021E15 The PERFECT Meat Pie

    • December 12, 2021

    HOME STYLE COOOOOKERYYYY TODAYS FRENCH LESSON ITS THE BEEF TOURTIERE BUTTER SWIRLS MINCED MEAT FLAKY CRUST ITS NOT THE INDIVIDUAL INGREDIENTS BUT HOW YOU BRING THEM TOGETHER THAT COUNTS!! MEAT PIES COOKIN’ SOMETHIN'

  • S2021E16 Salt CRUSTED Lamb

    • December 19, 2021

    SOFT AND SUCCULENT SALT BAKED LAMB WITH DUCK FAT ROASTED POTATOES CREAMED SPINACH THIS IS THE ERGONOMICS OF BAKING WITH SALT THIS IS COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’ SALT MOUNTAIN TAKE A FUCKING LICK

Season 2022

  • S2022E01 Fried Chicken & Ham Royale

    • February 27, 2022

    IT'S THE POULET ROYALE STRAIGHT FROM MATTY MATHESON’S MEAT AND THREE TO YOUR FACE FRIED CHICKY SHAVED HAM DRIPPIN WITH QUESO IT BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHER THIS IS UNITY THIS IS LOVE THIS IS THE FRIED CHICKEN ROYALE ON COOKIN' SOMETHIN' SINK YOUR FUCKIN TEETH IN

  • S2022E02 CHEESY Burger Patty Melt

    • March 13, 2022

    IS IT BASICALLY A GRILLED CHEESE HAMBURGER MAYBE ITS MORE THAN THAT I DONT KNOW I JUST KNOW THE BACON ONION JAM IS FIRE THIS IS THE BURGER PATTY MELT COOKIN' SOMETHIN'

  • S2022E03 The ULTIMATE Croque Monsieur

    • March 27, 2022

    THATS MONSIEUR MATHIEU TO YOU STACK YOUR HAMS AND YOUR THICKY FLAPJACKS ITS YOUR FRENCH LESSON FOR THE DAY ITS THE CROQUE MONSIEUR ON COOKIN' SOMETHIN'

  • S2022E04 Broccoli Chicken Alfredo

    • April 10, 2022

    AM I BACK IN COLLEGE AM I SWIMMING IN THE ALFREDO RIVER STRAIGHT INTO YOUR MOUTH HOLE?! BROCOLLI CHICKEN FETTUCINE ALFREDO WITH GREMOLATA ITS CHEESY CREAMY COOKIN' SOMETHIN' SLURP IT UP FREAKS

  • S2022E05 Carne Asada Tacos

    • April 24, 2022

    NO ONE DOES IT LIKE EL RUSO LA BUT I TRIED! CARNE ASADA TACOS WITH A BEAUTIFUL SALSA VERDE SHARE IT WITH EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND EVERYONE WILL BE LIKE WOW WHATS THE RECIPE AND YOU SHOW THEM THIS VIDEO AND THEYLL BE SO BLOWN AWAY AND EVERYONE CAN ENJOY CARNE ASADA TACOS FOREVER

  • S2022E06 The Ultimate NY Garbage Plate

    • May 8, 2022

    COLD PASTA SALAD COUPLA RED HOTS CHILI SLUDGE HASH BROWNS LAYERS AND LAYERS OF DECADENCE ITS THE NEW YORK GARBAGE PLATE FUCKOS DIG IN!

  • S2022E07 Cheesy Chiles Rellenos

    • June 1, 2022

    CHILE RELLENOS IS VERY HARD TO SAY FOR ME BUT KINDA EASY TO MAKE MAYBE BUT VERY EASY TO EAT DEFINITELY I TOOK YOUR SUGGESTIONS AND WE'RE ALL JUST TRYING OUR BEST COOKIN' SOMETHIN'

  • S2022E08 Cioppino

    • June 12, 2022

    BRING THE OCEAN TO YOU GO TO THE SUPERMARKET FISHMARKET MAKE CIOPPINO A LIL SEAFOOD STEW DIP YOUR CHEESY CRUSTY GRILLED CHEESE IN IT SLURP IT UP SWIM IN IT COOKIN' SOMETHIN'

  • S2022E09 Steak Frites Au Poivre

    • June 26, 2022

    STEAK AU POIVRE FOR YA FREAKS THROW ANY STEAK ON THE @MADEIN GRIDDLE FRY SOME FRITES BONJOUR COOKIN' SOMETHIN'

  • S2022E10 Paella

    • July 3, 2022

    IVE NEVER MADE A PAELLA BEFORE BUT I GAVE IT A TRY AND THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT ITS ALL ABOUT THE RICE THE CRISP AND THE CRUNCH LETS JUST TRY AND GET IT COOKIN SOMETHIN

  • S2022E11 Baja Fish Tacos

    • July 24, 2022

    BAJA TACO TIME YA FREAKS BATTERED FISH FRESH PICO DE GALLO CRISP CABBAGE AND SOME CREMA MAKE IT ALL YOURSELF EXCEPT MAYBE NOT THE TORTILLAS UNLESS YOURE REALLY GOOD AT IT AND HAVE THE RIGHT EQUIPMENT BUT ALSO MAYBE ITS JUST EASIER TO BUY THEM WE'RE COOKIN' SOMETHIN’

  • S2022E12 Chicken Parm Sandwich

    • August 14, 2022

    CHICKEN PARM SANDWICH MAKE THIS FOR ANYONE AND THEYLL LOVE YOU FOREVER AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY CRISP CRUNCH CHICKEN SAUCY CHEESEY WHOA MAMA COOKIN' SOMETHIN'

  • S2022E13 A CHAOTIC Cookin' Somethin' w/ Matty Matheson

    • August 28, 2022

    DROP THE CURTAINS THIS IS THE REAL COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’ NO MOVIE MAGIC NO SPECIAL EFFECTS JUST ME TRYING MY BEST!!!!!

  • S2022E14 STICKY BBQ Ribs

    • September 4, 2022

    HUSH PUPS WITH STICKY RIBS IS THE ONLY WAY LET IT COAT YOUR TEETH SUCK IT OFF THE BONE LICK YOUR FINGERS CLEAN COOKIN' SOMETHIN'

  • S2022E15 Chicken & Lamb Shawarma

    • September 25, 2022

    LAMB AND CHICKEN LIVE AND LOVE TOGETHER IN SHAWARMA HARMONY WRAP IT UP AND FIRE IT DOWN THE GULLET COOKIN' SOMETHIN'

  • S2022E16 Breakfast Sandwich

    • October 6, 2022

    BITE INTO THIS BREAKFAST SANDWICH LAYERS AND LAYERS OF CRISPY BACONS SAUSAGE PATTIES AMERICAN CHEESE AVOCADO AND THE BREAKFAST SAUCE DONT FORGET THE BREAKFAST SAUCE ITS ALL FOOD GROUPS IN YOUR MOUTH EAT IT FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH OR DINNER!

  • S2022E17 Easy Swedish Meatballs

    • October 23, 2022

    COOKIN' SOMETHIN' SOFT ON SOFT ON SOFT SWEDISH MEATBALLS TAKE YOUR TEETH OUT SINK YOUR GUMS IN IT

  • S2022E18 GOAT Quesabirria Tacos

    • November 6, 2022

    MAKE GOAT QUESABIRRIA AT HOME! YA EVER SEE ME MEASURE ANYTHING NO COOK FROM YOUR HEART DIP YOURSELF IN CONSOMÉ TAKE A LAP COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’

  • S2022E19 Fried Turkey & Stuffing Cakes

    • November 20, 2022

    IM GONNA SHOW YOU WHAT TO DO WITH ALL YOUR THANKSGIVING LEFTOVERS WASTE NOT WANT NOT THANK ME LATER YOU'RE WELCOME COOKIN' SOMETHIN'

  • S2022E20 The Perfect Beef Bourguignon

    • December 2, 2022

    BONJOUR BEEF BOURGUIGNON TOAST YOUR TOOTS MASH YOUR POTATOES BROWN YOUR BEEF WARM UP INSIDE OUTSIDE ALL AROUND COOKIN' SOMETHIN'

  • S2022E21 Beef Wellington

    • December 11, 2022

    I DID IT I MADE THE BEEF WELLINGTON I'M SORRY GORDO I TRIED MY BEST NOBODY'S PERFECT AND THAT'S OKAY THIS COOKIN' SOMETHIN' IS A LESSON IN PATIENCE THANK YOU GORDO LETS GO FOR A RIDE!

  • S2022E22 Korean Fried Turkey & Kimchi Fried Rice

    • December 18, 2022

    GET YOUR DRY ASS CREMATED TURKEY OFF THE TABLE AND SLAM THIS KOREAN FRIED TURKEY MERRY CHRISTMAS DONT DISAPPOINT YOUR FAMILY ITS TIME FOR GOOD TIDINGS AND CHEER HAPPY HOLIDAYS START COOKIN' SOMETHIN'!

  • S2022E23 $1000 vs $2 Burger Showdown

    • December 25, 2022

    ITS THE BANQUET BURGER BEEF BATTLE IS IT GONNA BE THE A5 WAGYU PATTY OR THE KINDA GREY GROUND BEEF THIS IS MY SIREN SONG THIS IS SCIENCE FIND OUT THE ANSWERS TO ALL YOUR SOUL SUCKING QUESTIONS ON COOKIN' SOMETHIN' !!!!

Season 2023

  • S2023E01 Oven Roasted Chicken Wings

    • January 8, 2023

    THE SEASONING THE ROASTING THE PARMESAN REGGIANO THE DIP AUNTIE ANG KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING WE BROUGHT THESE WINGS TO RIZZO’S HOUSE OF PARM AND NOW THEY'RE COMING TO YOU MAKE IT AT HOME SUCK THE BONES DRY FIRST COOKIN' SOMETHIN' OF 2023 LET’S GO

  • S2023E02 Fish & Chips

    • January 22, 2023

    WELCOME TO MY FISH N WEDGIES YOU COME FOR THE FISH BUT YOU STAY FOR THE WEDGE DOGS I PROMISE YOU THAT! SINKERS ARE FOR LOSERS STAY BOUNCY AND BUOYANT COOKIN' SOMETHIN'

  • S2023E03 Fried Egg & Lobster Congee

    • February 5, 2023

    THIS IS CONGEE! DROWN ME IN THIS ITS SIMPLE SUBLIME THIS IS JUST FOR ME BUT CAN BE FOR YOU LOBSTER CONGEE COOKIN' SOMETHIN' EAT IT AND WEEP

  • S2023E04 BIG GAME Sliders

    • February 11, 2023

    DOUBLE BEEF DOWN SLIDER TOWN FOR SUPERBOWL SUNDAY FOCUS UP IT'S ROAST BEEF SLIDERS EASIEST THINGS YOU'LL MAKE FOR THE BIG GAME RIHANNA SAYS SHE LOVES THESE COOKIN' SOMETHIN' OUT NOW

  • S2023E05 Pork Goulash

    • February 19, 2023

    GET YOUR GOULASH GOULASHED IN YOUR POTATO PANCAKE I'M NOT PERFECT BUT GOULASH IS! DONT GET TWEAKED WARM YOUR BONES!!!

  • S2023E06 Best Breakfast Ever Shakshuka

    • March 5, 2023

    SHAKSHUKA DIP IT PULL IT GRAB IT ITS THE MOST POWERFULEST EASIEST BREAKFAST OF ALL TIME YOU DONT EVEN NEED ME JUST EAT ME UP AND WATCH COOKIN' SOMETHIN'

  • S2023E07 Corned Beef & Colcannon Potatoes

    • March 19, 2023

    ALL I KNOW IS ONE THING I KNOW IS CORNED BEEF IS SCIENCE YOU DONT HAVE TO DO THIS BUT YOU CAN DO THIS THEN YOU CAN SAY WOW I CORNED THIS BEEF!

  • S2023E08 Authentic Chicken Adobo

    • April 2, 2023

    THIS IS FOR YOU DANIELLE AND JACKIE! YOU LIFT ME UP AND I LIFT YOU UP WITH PORK AND CHICKEN ADOBO! MAYBE YOUR GRANDMA MADE IT DIFFERENT BUT THIS IS HOW MAMA TOLD ME TO DO IT AND I LOVE IT THANK YOU

  • S2023E09 30-Minute Matty Meal

    • April 16, 2023

    WATCH ME WATCH YOU WATCH ME MAKE SAUSAGE AND PEPS DIAVOLO SPICY SWEETY SMOKY STEAMY IS THIRTY MINUTES REALLY THIRTY MINUTES RACHEL RAY?!?!

  • S2023E10 Crunchy Nachos That F@*k!

    • April 30, 2023

    NACHO NIGHT DATE NIGHT IS ANY NIGHT WITH ALL FOOD GROUPS LAYERED ON ONE TRAY PAINT YOURSELF A MASTERPIECE DIP IN AND MAKE YOURSELF HAPPY

  • S2023E11 Vietnam's Crispiest Pork Banh Mi

    • May 14, 2023

    THE BEST SANDWICH OF ALL TIME SPECIAL BEAUTIFUL PORK BELLY BANH MI! VIBRANT JUICY MIXTURE OF TEXTURES AND FLAVOURS THANK YOU CHEF RANG THANK YOU VIETNAM FOR THE GREATEST THINGS IN THE WORLD

  • S2023E12 The Creamiest Lobster Pasta

    • May 28, 2023

    WE’RE GOING ALL THE WAY TO CREAM TOWN WITH LOBSTER PASTA FROM MY RESTAURANT PRIME SEAFOOD PALACE IT’S LIKE YOU’RE THERE BUT YOU’RE NOT BUT YOU CAN BE! YOUR FINGERS ARE THE BEST KITCHEN UTENSIL YOULL SEE ON THIS EPISODE OF COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’

  • S2023E13 Deliciously Addictive Friend Shrimp Tacos

    • June 11, 2023

    FRIED SHRIMP TACOS ALL DAY I WISH I COULD HAVE MARISCOS JALISCO EVERYDAY SO I CAN TELL THEM HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM THIS IS FOR YOU!

  • S2023E14 NYV Legendary Chopped Cheese

    • July 2, 2023

    YOU AIN’T LIVING TIL YOURE EATING A CHOPPED CHEESE NYC STYLE THANK YOUR BODEGA PEOPLE FOR BRINGING THE PERFECT SANDWICH TO OUR LIVES TAKE A BIG WHIFF AND LET THE CHOPPED CHEESE TRANSPORT YOU RIGHT TO NEW YORK CITY

  • S2023E15 Finger Lickin' Chicken & Waffles

    • July 9, 2023

    CHICKEN AND WAFFLES FOR YOUR STICKY LITTLE FINGERS NO CUTTING NO CHOPPING A LITTLE WET A LITTLE DRY JUST MIXING AND FRYING DROWN ME IN SYRUP AND LICK ME UP IT’S CHICKEN AND FUCKIN WAFFLES ON A SUNDAY!

  • S2023E16 Crispy Hard Shell Carnitas Tacos

    • July 16, 2023

    PORK CARNITAS FOR THE TRUST TREE ONLY! HARD SHELLS JUICY PORK PILE THE CHEESE HIGH JUICY BITES FOR YOUR FRIENDS!!!!

  • S2023E17 A5 Wagyu Palace Bowl

    • August 1, 2023

    WELCOME TO THE PALACE! A5 WAGYU YORKSHIRE PUDDING ALL THE GOOD THINGS IN ONE PALACE BOWL BRING PRIME SEAFOOD PALACE TO YOU EAT IT AT HOME EAT IT IN YOUR TRUCK THANK YOU REGALIS FOODS YOU MAKE WAGYU DREAMS COME TRUE!

  • S2023E18 McDonald's Crispy McLobster

    • August 6, 2023

    THE TIDE IS REAL LOW DOES IT SMELL FUNKY OR DOES IT SMELL LIKE THE GREATEST SEAFOOD PATTY YOU’VE EVER HAD IN YOUR LIFE IT’S MCMARTYS MCLOBSTER TO GO! ORDER UP!!!!

  • S2023E19 Giant Meatball Salad

    • August 20, 2023

    IT’S A GIANT MEATBALL IN A NORMAL SIZED SALAD DRESSED WITH MATHESON FOOD COMPANY ITALIAN DRESSING IT’S ALL YOU NEED IT’S ALL YOU WANT IT’S MY MEATBALL SALAD!!!

  • S2023E20 Bone-In Pork Chop Parm

    • August 27, 2023

    YA HEARD OF CHICKEN PARM VEAL PARM EGGPLANT PARM BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PORK PARM?! PUT IT IN A SANDWICH! IT’S A FRIED PORK PARM SANDWICH IT’S TOMATO SEASON MAKE A BRUSCHETTA PUT IT IN THE SANDWICH POUND THE PORK PUT IT IN THE SANDWICH! WATCH COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’ ON YOUTUBE!

  • S2023E21 $1000 vs $1 Tuna Melt

    • September 3, 2023

    IS THIS TOO MUCH TUNA OR NOT ENOUGH? IT’S THE BIG TUNA OFF IT’S CANNED TUNA VS BLUE FIN TUNA FOR THE BEST TUNA MELT AND EITHER WAY I’M GONNA SLAP SOME AMERICAN CHEESE RIGHT ON TOP! TUNA MELT TUNA OFF ON TODAY’S EPISODE OF COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’

  • S2023E22 Breakfast Pasta Carbonara

    • September 10, 2023

    CARBONARA PASTA WITH OMURETSU IS A LESSON IN LEARNING AND TRYING AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND IF YOU FAIL IT’S OKAY BECAUSE YOU TRIED AND THE WORLD KEEPS SPINNING AND YOU STILL END UP WITH A BEAUTIFUL LOVELY PLATE OF PASTA AND EGGS! WATCH ME TRY MY BEST ON THIS EPISODE OF COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’

  • S2023E23 Matty-Style BBQ Plate

    • September 17, 2023

    MY BBQ BABIES ARE HERE WE’RE HAVING A BBQ BLOWOUT COOKOUT WITH MATHESON FOOD COMPANY SAUCES!! CHICKY LEGS, BAKED BEANS, HASH BROWN CASSEROLE! ROLL OUT THE SMOKER THIS IS GONNA BE FIRE

  • S2023E24 Matty's Chicken Nugget Party

    • October 1, 2023

    CHICKEN NUGGET PARTY TIME!! BUFFALO CHICKY GENERAL TSO CHICKY AND MATHESON FOODCOMPANY HEATERRRRRRRRRR INVITE YOUR FRIENDS INVITE YOUR LOVERS INVITE YOUR FAMILY INVITE YOUR ENEMIES IT’S A FUCK TOWN CHICKEN NUG PARTY!

  • S2023E25 Sizzling Fajita Plate

    • October 15, 2023

    IT’S FAJITA NIGHT!!! SIZZLE SIZZLE BABY PREP YOUR SMOKE ALARMS AND CALL YOUR FRIENDS OVER EVERYONE’S LOOKIN AT YOU AND THAT SIZZLE PLATE! TIME FOR A NEW EPISODE OF COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’!

  • S2023E26 A Salisbury Steak That Cures All

    • October 22, 2023

    SALISBURY STEAK WITH SARSPARILLA GRAVY ARE YOU KIDDING ME? DOCTOR’S ORDERS YOU GET BORN AND YOU GET SALISBURY STEAKED YOU CAN TRUST ME AND DR. SALISBURY!

  • S2023E27 BBQ Chicken Enchiladas That SLAP

    • October 29, 2023

    THERE’S NOTHING BETTER THAN BBQ CHICKEN ENCHILADAS CREAMY CHICKENY SAUCY SO EASY TO MAKE COLLEGE KIDS COULD DO IT WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED BUT YOU CAN OPEN YOUR EYES AND DOWNLOAD MY COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’ FOR COLLEGE RECIPE BOOK FROM WETRANSFER YOU’RE WELCOME!

  • S2023E28 Crispy Fried Lobster Taquitos

    • November 5, 2023

    SUCK ON THESE ANGEL LOBSTER TAQUITOS IT’S GONNA BE A GOOD DAY WHEN YOU MAKE THESE ROLLED UP PIECES OF HEAVEN EVERYONE’S COMING OVER EVERYONE’S GONNA HAVE A NICE TIME!

  • S2023E29 Sweet Nutella & Peanut Butter Bread Pudding

    • November 12, 2023

    ARE YOU READY TO INDULGE IN MOLTEN NUTELLA PEANUT BUTTER BREAD PUDDING IT'S GONNA MELT YOUR FACE OFF AND YOURE GONNA WANT MORE AND YOU CAN GET MORE EASY PEASY DOWNLOAD MY FREE COOKIN' SOMETHIN' FOR COLLEGE COOKBOOK WITH WETRANSFER!!!!

  • S2023E30 Cheeseburger Soup Sent from the Heavens

    • November 19, 2023

    PERLIN'S GATES ARE OPEN AND YOU’RE GREETED WITH THIS CHEESEBURGER SOUP! MY WOODEN SPOON IS ALSO UP THERE MAY IT REST IN PEACE KICK YOUR SHOES OFF GET YOUR OWN UTENSIL AND STIR UP THIS DEEP N DELICIOUS!!!!

  • S2023E31 White chicken Chili straight Out of a Magazine

    • November 26, 2023

    THIS WHITE CHICKEN CHILI IS FOR YOU TRISHIE!!! IT’S NOT ACTUALLY YOURS IT’S FROM ME TO YOU TO ALL OF YOU IT’S SO GOOD YOU’D PUT IT ON THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE FOR SURE AND BRING IT TO A POT LUCK AND WIN FRIENDS FOREVER!

  • S2023E32 New Jersey's Finest Baked Ziti and Meatballs

    • December 3, 2023

    BAKE YOUR ZITIS AND BALL YOUR MEAT NO JOKIN AROUND BUT IT’S ALSO NOT THAT SERIOUS MY GABAGOOLIES STARE INTO THE EYE OF THE BAKED ZITI IN THE OVEN IT’S GONNA BE EVERYTHING YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED!

  • S2023E33 Cincinnati Chili & Spaghetti: The Ultimate Combination

    • December 10, 2023

    IT’S CHILI BUT IT’S SPAGHETTI IT’S CHILI SPAGHETTI BEST OF BOTH WORLDS IN YOUR MOUTH AT ONE TIME THERE’S A LOT OF THINGS I DON’T KNOW BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS YOU CAN DOWNLOAD MY COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’ FOR COLLEGE COOKBOOK WITH WETRANSFER FOR FREE!!!!

  • S2023E34 How a Canadian Makes Gumbo

    • December 17, 2023

    LET’S COME TOGETHER! FOR A BIG BOWL OF GUMBO! ARE YOU HOT? EAT GUMBO. ARE YOU COLD? EAT GUMBO. ANY TIME IS THE RIGHT TIIME FOR GUMBO!

  • S2023E35 Chicago-Style Deep Dish Pizza

    • December 24, 2023

    CHICAGOLAND I LOVE YOU THIS IS FOR YOU DEEP DISH FREAKS A LOTTA SAUCE A LOTTA CHEESE IT’S NOT FOR EVERYONE BUT IT IS FOR ME DEEP DISH PIZZA CHICAGO STYLE LET’S GO

  • S2023E36 How to Make My Favorite Breakfast

    • December 31, 2023

    LETS END THIS YEAR WITH A BIG DOG BREAKFAST CREAMY EGGS BURNT TOAST MAPLE BEANS CRISPY BACON IT’S WHAT WE DESERVE!! THANK YOU FOR COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’ WITH ME ALL YEAR I LOVE YOU!

Season 2024

  • S2024E01 Mint Chocolate Brownies are SUPERIOR

    • January 9, 2024

    THERE’S NO BROWNIE LIKE A FUDGEY MINT CHOCOLATEY BROWNIE WITH A BIG OL SCOOP OF ICE CREAM ON TOP I BAKED IT YOU CAN MAKE IT COLLEGE KIDS CAN MAKE IT IT’S ALL IN MY COOKBOOK WITH WETRANSFER DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE AND ENJOY THE BEST BROWNIE OF YOUR LIFE!

  • S2024E02 Fancy AF Genovese Pasta with Bone Marrow

    • January 14, 2024

    YOU AND ME AND GENOVESE TOGETHER FOREVER SUCCULENT MEATY CHUNKS GENOVESE IS THE UNDERRATED HERO WE DESERVE GENOVESE IS WHAT WE NEED!

  • S2024E03 Restaurant-Style Beef Kizhi & Partha

    • January 21, 2024

    THE DANKEST BEEF KIZHI THANK YOU SURESH DOSS FOR OPENING UP MY EYES AND MY MOUTH TO KERALA CURRY HOUSE AND MY FAVOURITE DISH THE DEEP SPICE AND THE RICH FLAVOURS I DREAM OF THIS BEAUTIFUL PACKAGED KIZHI BEEF THE WORLD IS SO BEAUTIFUL COOKING IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!

  • S2024E04 Late night $2 Instant Noodles

    • January 28, 2024

    PEANUT BUTTER INSTANT NOODLES STRAIGHT TO THE DOME MAKE THIS IN 3 SECONDS MICROWAVE OR STOVETOP IT’S THE BEST MEAL OF YOUR LIFE AFTER A BIG NIGHT OUT MAKE IT WITH ME ON THIS EPISODE OF COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’

  • S2024E05 Matty's Super Snacks Marathon

    • February 4, 2024

    GRAB YOUR CHIPS AND YOUR DIPS AND YOUR WINGS AND YOUR BURGERS AND YOUR HOT DOGS AND ANYTHING YOU CAN GET YOUR FINGERS ON WE’RE GOING IN ON THE SNACKS TODAY! COOK MY SUPER SNACK RECIPES RIGHT NOW!!

  • S2024E06 Mega Buffalo Chicken Dip Lasagna for Game Day

    • February 11, 2024

    GET YOUR BALLS IN THE BIG GAME WITH THIS BUFFALO CHICKEN DIP THIS IS FOR ALL THE GOOD HOMIES OUT THERE AND IF YOU NEED A GOOD HOMIE ME AND THIS DIPPY ARE HERE FOR YOU! RIP IT AND DIP IT ON THIS EPISODE OF COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’

  • S2024E07 America's Most Iconic Sandwich: Sloppy Joe

    • February 18, 2024

    HOW CAN A SANDWICH SO SLOPPY BE SO GOOD SLOPPY JOE HOW DO YOU DO IT THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST SANDWICHES IN THE WORLD MY INSIDES AND MY OUTSIDES IS JUST LOOSE MEAT! MAKE THE MOST BELOVED SANDWICH OF ALL TIME WITH ME SLOPPY JOES FOREVER!

  • S2024E08 Breakfast Roll Casserole of Champions

    • February 25, 2024

    HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS FOR THIS ONE THIS COLD CUT BREAKFAST ROLL LOG STRAIGHT FROM MY MIND AND MY HEART THIS IS HOW WE’RE DOING BREAKFAST FROM NOW ON IT’S GOT CREAM IT’S GOT CRUNCH IT’S GOT GIRTH IT’S FOR YOU ON COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’ TODAY!

  • S2024E09 Matty's Never Ending Pasta Marathon

    • March 3, 2024

    IT AIN’T SPRING YET THESE PASTA DISHES WILL WARM YOU UP AND MAYBE BURN THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH IF YOU’RE NOT CAREFUL PLEASE BE CAREFUL THIS IS MY MARCH MADNESS ON COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’

  • S2024E10 Dank AF Birria Egg Rolls

    • March 10, 2024

    I COMBINED TWO BEAUTIFUL THINGS FOR THE CRISPIEST JUICIEST BITES OF ALL TIME IT’S THE BIRRIA EGG ROLL IT NEEDED TO HAPPEN FOR YA FREAKS CONSOMMÉ FOR SIPPIN AND SALSA MACHA FOR DIPPIN!!! BIRRIA EGG ROLLS ON COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’

  • S2024E11 24 Hour Deep Fried Spaghetti Sandwiches

    • March 17, 2024

    YOU THINK YOU KNOW SPAGHETTI YOU THINK YOU KNOW SANDWICH YOU DONT KNOW NOTHING UNTIL THIS FRIED SPAGHETTI SANDWICH YOUR KIDS WILL THROW THEIR IPADS TO THE GROUND FOR THIS FOLLOW ME FOR MORE PARENTING TIPS

  • S2024E12 The Hawaiian Plate Lunch of My Dreams

    • March 24, 2024

    IM BRINGING YOU BACK TO WHEN I WAS IN OAHU WITH MY GUY PAT THIS IS FOR YOU THIS IS THE HAWAIIAN LUNCH PLATE I THINK ABOUT SO OFTEN THE CREAMY MAC SALAD THE FRIED PORK CHOPS TAKE ME BACK TO THE NORTH SHORE MAHALO THIS IS COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’

  • S2024E13 The Perfect Pairing: Chicken Fried Lobster & Mac 'n Cheese

    • March 31, 2024

    I DON’T LOVE LOBSTER MAC AND CHEESE BUT I LOVE LOBSTER AND MAC AND CHEESE I LOVE CHICKEN FRIED LOBSTER AND MATHESON FOOD COMPANY MAC AND CHEESE AND YOU CAN AND WILL TOO! BECAUSE MY MAC AND CHEESE IS NOW AVAILABLE ACROSS CANADA! GRAB A BOX OF ORIGINAL AND GRAB YOUR LOBSTERS AND START COOKIN’

  • S2024E14 Matty's All About the Beef Marathon

    • April 7, 2024

    YOU CAN TRY AND FAIL AND FAIL AND TRY BUT ONE DAY YOU’LL BE REWARDED WITH YOUR OWN POT OF GOLD AT THE END OF YOUR RAINBOW SO TRY THESE BEEFY RECIPES AND MAKE IT RAIN MY BEEF BABIES!

  • S2024E15 Carrot Cake Cinnamon Rolls FTW

    • April 14, 2024

    BAKING IS HARD BAKING IS SCIENCE! HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR OR NOT FAR ENOUGH? WE’RE BREAKING BARRIERS WITH THESE CARROT CAKE CINNAMON BUNS ARE YOU KIDDING ME SOFT AND PILLOWY AND OOEY AND GOOEY SWEETNESS COAT MY MOUTH!!! MOVE OVER CINNABON BIG DOGS COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’!

  • S2024E16 Boiled Eggs Aren't Boring

    • April 21, 2024

    HEALTH IS WEALTH EGGS IS REGS THREE BOILERS A DAY IS THE ONLY WAY TO LIVE COME BOIL YOUR EGGIES WITH ME AND FEEL WHAT I FEEL ON THIS EPISODE OF COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’ !!!

  • S2024E17 Hot Honey chicken Sliders Make Me Feel Things

    • April 28, 2024

    LAY ME DOWN ON RED SILKY SHEETS AND POUR HOT HONEY ALL OVER ME AND FEED ME THESE HOT HONEY CHICKEN SLIDERS AND LET ME SLIP AROUND AND AROUND THIS RECIPE IS GONNA SLIDE RIGHT INTO YOUR HEARTS NEW COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’ OUT NOW ON YOUTUBE!

  • S2024E18 Matty's Ultimate Cinco de Mayo Feast Marathon

    • May 5, 2024

    WE GOT CARNITAS, WE GOT CHILES RELLENOS, WE GOT BAJA FISH TACOS, WE GOT THE FIXINS TO CELEBRATE TODAY! IT’S THE CINCO DE MAYO COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’ MEXICAN FOOD MARATHON HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!

  • S2024E19 Matty's Deluxe Homemade Baconator

    • May 19, 2024

    WE NEED MORE BACON! IM TALKING BACON DOUBLE BURGER DELUXE BURGER WITH BACON ADD THE PICKLES AND ONIONS AND CHEESE WE’RE MAKING RIPPLES TODAY IN THIS OCEAN OF LIFE! COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’ BACON BURGER DELUXE IS HERE FOR YOU!

  • S2024E20 Matty's Summer Seafood Special Marathon

    • June 2, 2024

    FIND ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OSH CATCHING FISH WITH MY BARE HANDS I’M MAKING YOU FISH STICKS AND PAELLA AND SURF N TURF AND LOBSTER THERMIDOR ONLY FRESH SEAFOOD FOR MY DOGGIES!

  • S2024E21 Caribbean-Style Jerk Shrimp Po' Boy

    • June 16, 2024

    WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT SHRIMPS AND GREAT SANDWICHES EXACT QUOTE I LIVE LAUGH LOVE BY! A JERK SHRIMP PO’BOY IS WHAT WE DESERVE!

  • S2024E22 Matty's Ultimate Food guide to the 4th of July

    • June 30, 2024

    WE GOT JOES WE GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED FOR A BIG DOG BACKYARD BBQ FIRE UP THE GRILL START COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’

  • S2024E23 Around the World in Food with Matty Matheson

    • July 14, 2024

    GET READY WE ARE GOING AROUND THE WORLD COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’ A SPORT FIT FOR THE SUMMER GAMES IT’S THE PORK BANH MI PENTATHALON LIMBER UP FOR THE CHICKEN AND LAMB SHAWARMA SWIM AND THE SWEDISH MEATBALLS SLALOM LET’S FUCKING GO TEAM GIMME THE RINGS

  • S2024E24 Post-Workout Meal of Champions: Healthy Salmon Bowl

    • July 21, 2024

    THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL BOWL IT’S GONNA MAKE YOU GROW UP BIG AND STRONG HEALTH IS WEALTH DAY OLD RICE IS NICE MAKE MY HEALTHY SALMON BOWL I AM YOUR INSTAGRAM DOCTOR NOW WATCH THE RECIPE ON MY YOUTUBE RIGHT NOW!

  • S2024E25 Succulent Butter Basted Steak & Potatoes

    • July 28, 2024

    TELL ME WHATS BETTER THAN STEAK AND POTATOES! BUTTER MAKES IT BETTER BUTTER MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND THIS IS A CLASSIC BUTTER BASTED STEAK AND BAKED POTATO PERFECT PAIRING POWER COUPLE RECIPE TO IMPRESS YOURSELF AND YOUR FRIENDS AND YOUR LOVERS!

  • S2024E26 Matty's Essential Food Guide for Back to School

    • August 4, 2024

    LIFE IS FAST AND WE CAN BE SLOW BUT DONT GET LEFT BEHIND BUT DONT BE TOO FAST WHATS UP WHATS DOWN LIFE IS A MYSTERY BUT LET ME COOK SOMETHIN FOR YOU AND COMBINE ALL THINGS GOOD A BLT A CRUNCHWRAP SUPREME A BIG DOG BREAKFAST ALL RIGHT HERE FOR YOU I LOVE YOU

  • S2024E27 Ooey Gooey Pineapple Butter Mochi Cake

    • August 11, 2024

    I’M NO BAKER BUT IF I CAN MAKE THIS YOU CAN MAKE THIS HAWAIIAN MOCHI CAKE BUTTER SUGAR PINEAPPLE MORE BUTTER BUTTERSCOTCH BOOM THAT’S A MOCHI CAKE INVITE YOUR FRIENDS FOR A SLICE!

  • S2024E28 Power Lunch Wrap: Chopped Chicken Caesar Salad Edition

    • August 18, 2024

    YOUVE NEVER HAD A CHICKEN CAESAR WRAP LIKE THIS BEFORE I KNOW YOU HAVENT BECAUSE ITS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE MARINATE THE CHICKIES IN MATHESON FOOD COMPANY PEP PEP CAESAR AND CALL IT A DAY YOURE WELCOME

  • S2024E29 Making Salt Hank's Famous Famous Loaded Steak Sandwich

    • August 25, 2024

    MY FRIEND SALT HANK HAS MADE HIS WHOLE CAREER MAKING ONE SANDWICH OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND ITS A GOOD SANDWICH AND IM GONNA MAKE A GREAT SANDWICH THIS THE SALT HANK STEAK SANDWICH FULL RECIPE FULL THROTTLE HERE FOR YOU I LOVE YOU SALTY HANKY