Tom Thakkar argues weed strains should come with more descriptive labels and reveals the pranks he pulls on creepy guys from Craigslist.
Petey DeAbreu brags about drinking AriZona Green Tea and wishes Jewish culture was more prominent in his neighborhood.
Natasha Vaynblat describes tutoring New York City children, attempts to explain a woman's surreal makeup and shares her strategy for how to safely hook up with a stranger.
Ian Lara discusses his Hispanic background and explains why he's never going on a cruise with his friend again.
Kiry Shabazz doesn't understand why people laugh at "Home Alone," defends de facto lunch table segregation and recalls accidentally getting into a debate about Donald Trump.
Caleb Synan shares a suggestive text he got from his father, doubts his parents' ability to trick God and argues that "shaking off" after peeing does nothing.
Vanessa Gonzalez names gifts she'd want more than an engagement ring and swears that she's fine with her boyfriend texting his female friends.
Ron Taylor rails against racist dress codes, questions women who use Tinder to make friends and wonders what good his public school education did for him.
Brendan Scannell brags that he knew about Mike Pence before everyone else and wonders why all the fourth graders who follow him on Instagram keep saying, "Slay, kween."
Gavin Matts thinks that people shouldn't live past the age of 40 and recalls how uncomfortable he felt making out with his girlfriend while she used a sex toy.
Paige Weldon explains her trouble distinguishing flirting from good customer service and wonders why men don't have hand towels.
Patti Harrison performs a controversial song she wrote that was rejected by Dua Lipa's team.
Dave Ross recalls buying a bucket of fried chicken from a Florida gas station and then fending off someone who tried to steal it.
Chase Bernstein confesses she has trouble using analog clocks to tell time and vents her frustration about people who freeze bread.
Jordan Temple dismisses people who get into fights on Facebook and recalls how Oprah turned him on to Frank Sinatra.
Danny Jolles defends his love of pro wrestling, insists The Rock is a great actor and talks about the first time he got roasted.
Biniam Bizuneh recalls his family's unique takes on American traditions and shares his idea for an antidepressant ad geared toward a black audience.
Babs Gray suggests lying to baristas about your profession to boost your self-esteem and explains what it would take for her to start contouring.
Zack Fox talks about making enough money to be a "free-range father" and a revelation that he had in the middle of ass play.
Ryan O'Flanagan weighs in on the weed versus booze debate and explains why gender reveal parties are pointless.
Anna Drezen discovers how to make "Hamilton" tickets worth their price and suggests ways to improve porn marketed to women.
Ahamed Weinberg breaks down why "Yesterday" is a terrible movie and explains why his parents’ anniversary is tainted forever
Devon Walker recalls the first time he saw a white man get arrested and blames Eddie Murphy for white people appropriating black culture.
Andy Haynes tries to understand why he was turned down by a dog shelter and bemoans being divorced and single when you're pushing 40.
Kate Willett admits that she'd have a terrible vision board and offers a solution for taming sexually overconfident men.
Josh Johnson explains why zoo animals aren't like wild animals and remembers when his phone was flooded with dick pics after someone accidentally gave out his number.
Pete Lee reveals everything you never learn about cocaine and remembers accepting his friend’s dare to quickly chug an energy drink.
Zach Noe Towers hates on improv comedy, reads the worst dating profile he’s ever seen and describes hooking up with a pirate.
Logan Guntzelman has a revelation about her day job and recalls listening in on a baffling argument among her boyfriend's roommates.
Chris Fairbanks chats about how much he wants kids and suggests a smart way to handle walking in on someone masturbating.
Jenny Zigrino claims everyone in Hollywood is a monster, warns her audience about so-called girly drinks and details her issue with the “big dick energy” phenomenon.
Alex Edelman wonders why there aren’t more documentaries about well-adjusted people and frets about the real estate prospects for young people.
Dewayne Perkins admits "Scared Straight" shaped his sexuality, explains what it would take for him to pretend to be straight and realizes that writing for a white woman rubbed off on him.
Mohanad Elshieky recalls how he placated a militia that interrogated him in Libya and breaks down a confusing, hateful response he received on Twitter.
Asif Ali thinks India’s massive population is a miracle and explains why a certain dating double standard doesn’t apply to him.
Amy Silverberg remembers when one of her university students crossed the line with his writing assignment and reveals her friend’s embarrassingly personal secret.
Shane Torres questions why everything bagels and plain bagels are the same price, and wonders what it would be like to attend the funerals of everyone you’ve ever had sex with.
Rhea Butcher explains they aren’t sure about their gender identity and reveals how they ended up accidentally catcalling a man.
Yamaneika Saunders complains about plane etiquette, recalls getting into a fight at Golden Corral and explains why she doesn’t want her mother to visit.
Bob The Drag Queen explains the punishment for insulting the LGBTQ+ community on TV and offers some advice on how to give blow jobs.
Matthew Broussard knows exactly why people love Austin, Texas, so much and discusses the upside to New York’s high rent prices.
Shalewa Sharpe demonstrates how black people react to an actually skilled white person and details all the products that make up her home spa.
Dan St. Germain explains why he prefers blacking out on weed and remembers when he and his wife tried pegging for the first time.
Guy Montgomery confesses that he didn't expect so many Americans to have American accents and reveals how he's personally combatting climate change.
Kellen Erskine urges everyone to return their shopping carts and explains the appeal of Costco Wholesale.
Sydnee Washington disappoints the straight men in her audience and lists all the things she needs to feel relaxed enough to orgasm.
Hunter Duncan describes the feminism competition among men and reveals the question that caught him off guard when his friend asked him to be a sperm donor.
Daniel Webb talks about growing up in Texas when George W. Bush was governor and shares his frustrations about reading the news.
Martha Kelly imagines a new kind of escape room adventure, weighs in on topical stories from two years ago and shares her favorite things in the world.
Matt Bearden details everything he goes through to eat a snack in a child-filled home and discusses why he'd never relive high school if given the chance.
Chris Tellez remembers discovering a chat room full of lonely men complaining about Tinder and explains how he used to ruin his roommate's dates.
When Your Sex Ed Teacher Is Clearly a Virgin
Reasons Not to Be a Mom to Human Babies
Do You Remember the First Night of Quarantine
Realizing Bernie Sanders Is Your Ideal Man
Love Is Like a Fart
White Women Are Scary
People Are Having Babies for the Instagram Clout
Vibrators Are Getting Too Intense
'Love Is Blind' Is Just Basic Muslim Theology
How to Deal with Preschoolers' Weird Questions
His Friends Know Why He Hasn't Been Stopped by Cops
Life Lessons from Murder Shows
Why Cardi B Is the Baddest Bitch
Getting High and Watching the News
Sex Doesn’t Need to Be Creative
Why Do Beaches Make Us Feel Old?
That Time I Almost Died at Burger King
What You Learn When You Stop Drinking
Losing Weight for Sex Reasons
Things You Notice After Dating Someone for a While
When Your Childhood Best Friend Has a Baby
Why Hippos Are Scarier Than Sharks
Working in a Luxury Sex Shop
Straight Women Are Going Extinct
There’s No Such Thing as a “Pre-Gold Digger”
Done Being a Single Sex Guy
Getting Roasted by Your Favorite Student
Sherry Cola details the struggles of quitting sucking d**k, discusses being brainwashed at concerts and reveals she hates being a bridesmaid.
Thirty Isn’t a “Woo” Birthday
Yall Aint Ready For The Apocalypse
The Secret Mcdonalds Menu
Dog Is The Drunk Version Of Her
Dating Is Too Expensive
Why Gen Z Dating Advice Doesnt Work For Millennials
Cant Get Into Erotica
Seeing Your Girlfriends Dildo
Im A Buildabitch
New Revenge Personality
When Dirty Talk Goes Wrong
How To Make New Friends As An Adult
Couldnt Wait To Inherit His Moms Subaru Outback
The Loudest Bitch Slap Ever
Quit Weed But Never Quit The Culture
Why He Gave His Doctor A One Star Review
Ive Never Pulled My Jew Card Until Now
A Lesbian With A Brazilian
Lying About Your Ethnicity As A Kid
Im Aaron From Tennessee A Pathological Liar
Im Like The Bisexuality Of Ability
Going Back Home Is Like Visiting A Shame Museum
The Number One Reason To Date A Short King
Doing Mushrooms And Watching The History Channel
Tourettes Is Sort Of The Abstract Art Of Disabilities
Hoodo Hersi dives into her relationship with her mother, her favorite things about white culture and tells the story of meeting the fairy Godmother she never knew she needed.
David Drake defends his decision to be on a teenager’s podcast, reveals his identity as “Mr. Mom” and explains the rules of a problematic new children’s game.
Daniel Simonsen shares why he gets nervous performing in America, that you should not expect him to bring it, and his favorite movie theater snack.
Jordan Jensen shares what it was like to be raised by a pack of lesbians, why she struggles to be more feminine and the reason her therapist broke up with her.
Sophie Buddle talks about growing up Jewish and Catholic, the reason she has to clarify she’s progressive, and asks why men’s butts are so small.
Laura Peek admits that sometimes she likes to be hit on, explains why the Tennessee state drink is so weird and shares that her mother is obsessed with her.
Saul Trujillo talks about what it feels like to have Lizzo energy as a man, why he loves taco bell and how he’s still adjusting to his wife being white.
Sean Jordan tells the story of his vasectomy and why being naked from the waist down is the worst form of nudity.
Chloé Hilliard explains why white men are the most tired group of people, that there are no more Prince Charmings, and why she is not prepared for a civil war.
Alex Hooper discusses his cancer diagnosis, reveals he has an abnormally high sperm count and applauds the strength of his wife’s IUD.
Henry Sir shares what it was like growing up in Canada, the reason he’s never cheated on his wife, and why he has a lot of respect for male cheerleaders.
Jason Cheny wonders how to know if you’re gay, explains why he’s big on positive reinforcement and shares how the suicide hotline helped him in the weirdest way.
Brodie Reed talks about growing up in the 90s, imagines a world where gangs sell shrooms, and shares his list of opinions.
Kylie Vincent shares what it’s like to have a disabled dog, her experiences with the D.A.R.E program and how people react when she tells them she’s queer.
Meredith Casey talks about potty training her kid, the true magic of Disneyland and all the crazy pregnancy advice she received.
Craig Conant describes growing up as a leash kid, the time he witnessed childbirth and losing his nephew in the Pacific Ocean.
Carmen Morales talks about growing up with a crazy father, having high levels of testosterone and feeling left out because she doesn’t have HPV.
Dylan Adler does a few impressions, talks about growing up with a gay twin brother and sings a song about drunk messaging his high school bully.
Abe Farrelly talks about living in L.A., looking like JoJo Siwa and trying to be the “cool uncle” at Disneyland.
Usama Siddiquee shares his experiences growing up with immigrant parents, the time he questioned his faith and why we need to stop doing shots.
Sam Morrison recalls the time he learned about “water sports,” gets nostalgic over the family computer and makes a strong case for why “belly is the new ass.”
Kate Sisk jokes about life as a retired professional soccer player, the trick to becoming a millennial homeowner and speaking Spanish to their dog.
Randall Otis takes the stage to share how his sex life has drastically improved, the issue with Greyhound busses and his mission to help his grandma find a new boyfriend.
Ayanna Dookie laments not having a big enough ass, reveals how she tricked her husband into marrying her and shares the worst compliment she has ever received.
Mav Viola wonders why her dad is insecure about seeming gay, explains her uncertainty around her pronouns and states her sole mission in this world.
Eagle Witt offers some changes that could be made to gun laws and contemplates what would happen if Lil Wayne conducted background checks.
Chinedu Unaka reflects upon his first time in Trader Joe’s, realizes why he never made it to the NBA and reveals that he was a serious bed-wetter.
Mark Smalls takes the stage to reveal the real reason that he got into a car accident, his deep-seated issues with hiking and why men need to be honest about sending nude pictures.
Holmes takes the stage to recount a ridiculous Starbucks interaction, share their favorite things about having ADD and play a few rounds of the game “Sex or Rollercoaster.”
Ethan Simmons-Patterson delves into his crime-committing past, ponders what is happening in the woods and explains how millennials were traumatized by the internet.
Lucas Zelnick takes the stage to share his issues with Europe, the real reason why he’s not religious and the ins and outs of having a sister with special needs.
