Josh considers a vasectomy as Alex embraces fatherhood; the fam must deal with sudden wealth when Josh sells a video game; Bridgette is forced to get a real job.
After a fight with Alex, Josh befriends a talking dog. Meanwhile, Emily and Bridgette receive inspiration from "Weird Al" Yankovic on a songwriting retreat in the forest.
Pearle makes new friends in a water aerobics class who turns out to have a sinister secret. Alex buys his first smartphone, which seduces him into a digital fantasy world.
Bridgette is sick of unreliable guys who “ghost” her until she falls for an actual ghost. After Josh abandons his family in the face of danger, he asks Pearle to train him to be brave.
Randy discovers his true calling while stranded on a deserted island. Tired of children’s birthday parties, Josh and Emily try to make Candice’s party more exciting for adults.
Alex and Josh travel back in time to save Alex and Bridgette’s marriage. When a new music teacher becomes popular, a jealous Mr. Campbell plots her downfall.
While Pearle helps Bridgette break her phone addiction, the others mistakenly believe Bridgette has been abducted. To market his steamy novel of Viking erotica, Alex recruits Pearle to pose as the book’s author.
Bridgette and Emily discover they are beloved rock stars in a foreign country. A horse gets loose during a windstorm and teaches the gang to dream again.
After a major windfall, Josh and Emily decide to take the honeymoon they never had. When she and Candice face off against her oldest rival at Venice Beach, Pearle returns to her childhood roots as a Champion Sandcastle Builder.
The gang begs a seriously ill Alex to seek medical attention, but his fear of doctors causes him to avoid hospitals at all costs. Candice’s mind is blown when she first tries breakfast for dinner, opening up a world of anarchy.
Randy goes to great lengths to impress a handsome rock climbing instructor. Josh gets Alex hired at Plugger-Inners for the summer but struggles to hide Alex’s incompetence from the boss.
Bridgette and her sister Olivia’s lifelong rivalry comes to a head as they vie for their mother’s approval. Alex gets the opportunity to perfect his writing skills as an apprentice under his favorite author.
Fearing for their jobs, Josh and his coworkers must destroy their robot replacement. After worrying that she and Candice are growing apart, Emily magically becomes a kid again — and tries to befriend Candice at school.
Bridgette sets out to re-live her teenage glory days but finds that it is far more difficult than she imagined. After Alex gets the latest home-exercise bike, the rest of the gang worry that he’s getting sucked into a cult.
When Alex and Bridgette get sick of kid-friendly activities, Josh and Emily seek out new like-minded parent friends. Bridgette finds the perfect match for Alex but has second thoughts when she realizes she still has feelings for him.