Hey everybody in this video we are going to talk about why I don’t use modular synths and probably never will. We will shed a light on the add1ctive nature of Eurorack, why buying modules is - more often than not - pure and unadulterated consumerism instead of a unique way of artistic expression, we will work on coping strategies for a modular-free life and try to establish a world record for the largest collection of modular memes to ever be featured in a YouTube video.