Caitlin saves Darth from a bully, who had strung him up over a mezzanine railing, and gets protection from the Jedi force as her reward, but Darth's girlfriend Julie is jealous that Darth is spending so much time around Caitlin, and wants revenge. Meanwhile, Jonesy and Jude find a box of old security tapes from 30 years ago, which featured a younger version Ron the Rent-a-cop. Later, Jen gets bad luck after deleting a chain e-mail that says she must forward it to 100 addresses, or get bad luck forever. (Includes a complete parody by Ron of the "Weapon of Choice" video by Fatboy Slim.)