Why Dickie Can't Teach

Während Dick damit zu kämpfen hat, dass ihn alle Welt für einen schlechten Lehrer hält, bastelt Sally an Dons Renommee. Sie ist der Meinung, dass Don stärker gepusht werden muss und verschafft ihm einen Job in einer hohen verantwortungsvollen Position. Zunächst ist Sally total stolz auf Dons Weiterentwicklung, doch als er zusehends immer weniger Zeit für sie hat, wird sie mürrisch. Harry verschlimmert alles, als er sagt, bald würde sich Don eine jüngere und tollere Frau suchen.

Tommy can't decide where to go to college, and Dick is really pushing Pendleton: when it's all said and done, Princeton and Pendleton both serve fish sticks. Dick says he'll give Tommy a personal tour of the campus. Harry wants to go too but the other aliens remind him that he's not going to college. Meanwhile, Sally's upset that Don's not included in a newspaper article on Rutherford's ten most powerful men; she can't fathom how this is possible. Sally says maybe she's let Don down; maybe she hasn't thrust greatness upon him. It's time to rebuild him into the powerhouse he's never dreamed of being. On campus, Mary tries to help Dick recruit Tommy, but Tommy just wants to sit in on a class. Sally decides to throw a power brunch to turn Don into a success; she invites everyone on the top ten list plus other important townspeople. At the brunch, she wangles an assistant's job for Don with Gus DeMarmel, president of DeMarmel lunchmeat; never mind that Don has absolutely no business experi

Dickille selviää, että hän on huono opettaja, kun Tommy istuessaan yhdellä hänen tunneistaan kertoo nauraen, mitä hän ajattelee tämän opettajantaidoista.

Tommy, che deve scegliere l'università, assiste a una lezione di Dick e lo accusa di essere un pessimo insegnate. Sally convince Don ad accettare un lavoro che dovrebbe renderlo potente, ma il poliziotto si ritrova alle prese con...dei salami.