It’s pouring rain outside and Washington will do anything to stay indoors—remaining perfectly dry within spitting distance of rain showers is the big perk of posing as a domesticated pet. But when nature calls, Washington’s got a wee problem. The other pets are all set: Victoria and Sam have their litter boxes. Eugenie and Suzie both have newspaper in their respective crates/cages. They just put up a little privacy curtain and it’s show time! Only Washington has to go do his business outside.