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  • S2025E01 Just Lemme Eat Ya w/ Armie Hammer

    • January 1, 2025
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  • S2025E02 Conspiracy Chaos w/ Sam Tripoli

    • January 8, 2025
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  • S2025E03 Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks

    • January 15, 2025
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  • S2025E04 Tom's Mom Joins OnlyFans

    • January 22, 2025
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  • S2025E05 The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton

    • January 29, 2025
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  • S2025E06 Christina Faces Her Deepest Fears (It's Puke)

    • February 5, 2025
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  • S2025E07 Tom Green Wants Garth Brooks Closure

    • February 12, 2025
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  • S2025E08 Tom's DMT Voyage

    • February 19, 2025
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  • S2025E09 YMH LIVE Is Back! w/ Matt Fulchiron

    • February 26, 2025
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  • S2025E10 The High and Tight 800th Episode

    • March 5, 2025
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  • S2025E11 Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Ep. 801

    • March 12, 2025
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  • S2025E12 Dumbest Shark Tank Pitches w/ Mark Cuban | Ep. 802

    • March 19, 2025
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  • S2025E13 Bryan Johnson Will Never Die | Your Mom's House Ep. 803

    • March 26, 2025
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  • S2025E14 A Hole Is A Hole w/ Tony Johns | Your Mom's House Ep. 804

    • April 2, 2025
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  • S2025E15 Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

    • April 9, 2025
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  • S2025E16 Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806

    • April 16, 2025
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  • S2025E17 Brad Williams’ Little Problem With Snow White | Ep. 807

    • April 23, 2025
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  • S2025E18 Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

    • April 30, 2025
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  • S2025E19 White Women Are Embarrassing | Your Mom's House Ep. 809

    • May 7, 2025
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  • S2025E20 Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810

    • May 14, 2025
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  • S2025E21 You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Ep. 811

    • May 21, 2025
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    This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian and mastermind behind the viral "Gangster Party Line" video, Brent Weinbach! Before Brent enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina kick things off with a “What’s everybody?” from the infamous former ball-player John Rocker, followed by some fresh Pazsitzky Effects and an update on this week’s lineup of legendary knuckleheads on trial — including Diddy, the Menendez Brothers, and Tony Johns.

  • S2025E22 Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Ep. 812

    • May 28, 2025
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  • S2025E23 Hollywood is Full of Knuckleheads! | Ep. 813

    • June 4, 2025

  • S2025E24 Steph Tolev is NAUSEATED By Cool Guys | Ep. 814

    • June 11, 2025

    This week on Your Mom's House, Tom Segura and Christina P welcome the feral and hilarious Steph Tolev into the Mommy Dome! Fresh off the release of her new Netflix stand-up special, Filth Queen, Steph dives face-first into a mess of cool guys and gets the ultimate YMH experience. The trio also talk about what Steph's Hustler mag poses would be, her formative years in Canada getting fingered by French boys, her boyfriend Jefferson, his famous uncle, and the Main Mommies quiz Steph on some US citizenship test questions. They also give Tony Johns a call, listen to some AI Keanu Reeves voice-clips, Steph almost pukes watching Norm's poutine, they check out some TikToks, and clown on Meghan Markle's podcast again. You wanna move in you can move in.

  • S2025E25 A Horny Cowboy For Christina's Birthday w/ Johnny Pemberton | Ep. 815

    • June 18, 2025

    It’s CP’s birthday and what better way to celebrate than a gals trip, some productive coughing, and watching a horny cowboy tell us how to treat a lady? Also Tom and Christina are joined by the always-delightful Johnny Pemberton! We kick things off with a mumbling cool guy with unrealistic standards, before moving on to a humble-brag video of a woman prepping her bowels for a dom session. There’s also new Pazsitzky Effect, on the table, some more of Enny's hot take on the movie "Sinners", and of course some more gay content we found on the internet. Johnny Pemberton then enters the studio to talk about his latest film "Mermaid", to hype season 2 of "Fallout", and talk all about his animated voice rolls that's more known for these days. He also reacts to the cool guys from the top of the show, watches some horrible or hilarious clips, shares some war stories from doing prank calls, and gets into a passionate rant about Red Lobster. What can we say? Except I'm gay.

  • S2025E26 It's An Austrian Painter Summer! | Your Mom's House Ep. 816

    • June 25, 2025

  • S2025E27 Who's More Mentally Ill? | Ep. 817

    • July 2, 2025

  • S2025E28 Big Ryan Energy w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 818

    • July 9, 2025
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  • S2025E29 Did We Hire Psychos?! w/ Dr. Hope Torres | Ep. 819

    • July 16, 2025
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  • S2025E30 Sex Crime Sandwich w/ Joe DeRosa | Ep. 820

    • July 23, 2025
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  • S2025E31 Charo Returns… And She's Got A New Show! | Ep. 821

    • July 30, 2025

    This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P welcome back the one and only Charo! Charo isn't only here to collect casino money, she's here to drop major news: she’s launching her own show here at YMH Studios, Muy Mucha Charo… and let’s just say, it’s already the tits!

  • S2025E32 Where My Toms At? w/ Duncan Trussell | Ep. 822

    • August 6, 2025

    This week, Tom’s off filming a movie and Christina P hijacks the show, steering YMH straight into sun with cosmic warlock Duncan Trussell riding shotgun. What begins as a fart soundboard tutorial quickly devolves into a kaleidoscope of brain-melting nonsense: energy sex, threesomes with the sun, cult recruitment red flags, and why George Washington’s preserved presidential jizz is secretly powering American democracy.

  • S2025E33 The Fart Mic Returns w/ Ron White | Ep. 823

    • August 13, 2025

    This week on Your Mom's House, Tom’s still off making a movie so Christina P calls in comedy legend and professional cigar philosopher Ron White to fill the daddy seat. The two dive right in—covering Ron’s brand-new “49-year-old bombshell” girlfriend, the celestial math that makes their relationship perfect, and why fake boobs just aren’t his thing. Ron spills the story of his ill-fated Paris river cruise, complete with pot smoke, a furious German-sounding captain, and a dramatic escape to a Paris hotel equipped with a literal sex swing. Christina shocks Ron by resurrecting a banned piece of YMH history—the beloved fart mic—and offers it up for live use. They trade stories about prenups gone wrong, vomiting for the sake of Cracker Barrel breakfast, fat roll storage hacks, and just how much sex is “too much” when you’re pushing 70. Plus, Ron shares why he thinks he’s better at stand-up now than ever, how to truly slow down on stage, and the strange gift of being an endearing pervert.

  • S2025E34 Hellraiser Or Hilarious w/ Doug Bradley (Pinhead) | Ep. 824

    • August 20, 2025
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    We have such sights to show you! This week, Christina P sits down with horror icon Doug Bradley, the legendary actor behind Hellraiser’s Pinhead, for a conversation that’s equal parts creepy, funny, and surprisingly tender. Doug dives into the origins of Pinhead’s terrifying look, the philosophy behind horror villains, and what it’s like when strangers recognize him as the guy who tormented their nightmares. Christina presses Doug on whether BDSM aesthetics became mainstream thanks to Cenobites, and if he’s ever had to explain his career choices at awkward family dinners. Doug also shares behind-the-scenes stories of low-budget chaos, midnight makeup chair marathons, and how becoming a horror icon changed his life in ways he never saw coming. With frequent detours into absurdity Doug also proves he’s not just a master of horror—he’s got comedy chops too. This episode is a once-in-a-lifetime crossover of YMH filth and horror royalty...missing it would be a waste of good suffering.

  • S2025E35 Our Favorite Jeans w/ Charo | Ep. 825

    • August 27, 2025
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    This week on Your Mom’s House, Tim and Kristine are out and it’s “My Mom’s House” as Charo sits in for the absent main mommies. Charo hosts a nostalgia fueled clip show, which features fans and guests—including Stavros Halkias, Dr. Drew, Chris Distefano, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Rob Iler, Andrew Santino, Ryan Sickler, Armie Hammer and more—sharing their favorite YMH moments, each leading into a classic clip. Tom’s mom is putting in the leg work and proving you can’t spell “contractually obligated” without Charo!

  • S2025E36 The Cheat Code For Black Comedy w/ Gary Owen | Ep. 826

    • September 3, 2025

    Here come the Cincinnati boys! Tom welcomes comedian/actor Gary Owen—for a long-overdue YMH hang. They trade Queen City origin stories, first mics, and the wild path that took Gary from the U.S. Navy to San Diego open mics, Black room gauntlets, and a film run with legends like Eddie Murphy, Jamie Foxx, Martin Lawrence, the Wayans brothers, and Kevin Hart. Tom also challenges Gary to a round of “Tom or Black?”, they relive the Def Jam glory days, FSU vs. Alabama stadium suites, Deion “Prime” Sanders, Randy Moss's fishing obsession, Bengals heartbreak, and why standup is booming again. Plus: Tom opens the show 28 minutes in with Ryan's latest interest Brazilian farts.

  • S2025E37 Carrot Top Whips Out His Big Black Trunk | Ep. 827

    • September 10, 2025
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    Tom Segura and Christina P are back in the jeans with a very special guest — the King of Props himself, Carrot Top! From his legendary Vegas run at the Luxor to his wildest corporate gig disasters, Carrot Top brings decades of insane stories, prop magic, and pure chaos. Before Carrot Top enters the Mommy Dome, Tim and Christine The mommies dive deep into everything from Christina’s new artwork of Tom’s body (and perfectly to-scale junk) to DIY butt-stuff therapies, plus ass-worship furniture, queening chairs on Amazon, and the return of the fart mic. Carrot Top talks insane backstage Tonight Show moments and why George Carlin was one of his biggest fans. He also talks growing up in Florida, life in Vegas, Phyllis Diller stealing his joke, and reacts to classic YMH prop man, Uncle Terry. Carrot Top also opens his trunk and shows the Main Mommies some of his latest wacky props. It’s a filthy, hilarious ride with one of the most iconic comics alive. Don’t miss it, Jean.

  • S2025E38 A Gender Traitor's Guide To Dating w/ Jordan Jensen | Ep. 828

    • September 17, 2025
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    Welcome back to Your Mom’s House with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week Tim and Kristin are joined by comedian Jordan Jensen (Netflix: Take Me With You, Being Ian with Jordan). The mommies kick things off with some cat updates, code switching, and a heated debate about napkin pants. Then Jordan sits down to talk about growing up with two moms and a cowboy dad, why female comics all have “dyke energy,” and the elite nightmare of dating apps like Raya. We get into cold plunges, “gender traitors,” road rage in New York City, fart legends like King Ass Ripper, and Jordan’s on-again-off-again relationships. Plus: the infamous “N-Ain’t Shit” lady, breakdancing protestors, and why sharts aren’t what you think they are. It’s a packed episode full of laughs, chaos, and classic YMH insanity.

  • S2025E39 Our Favourite Canadian(s) w/ Ian Bagg | Ep. 829

    • September 24, 2025
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    Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans with one of their all-time favorite guests—comedian Ian Bagg! The Mommies dive right in with Ian’s trademark razor-sharp crowd-work style and wild storytelling, picking up where they left off after years of friendship and touring together. Ian shares hilarious memories from their trip to South Africa, including Apartheid Museum awkwardness, getting clowned by local comics, and Bobby Lee’s infamous run-in with some unlucky robbers. They also talk about the chaos of comedy festivals, the strange hierarchy among comics, and what it’s like navigating green rooms, promoters, and fans before a big "Blacks Only" show. Before Ian joins in, Tom and Christina debate a relationship fights where someone says “Nobody cares,” check out a clip of a dude threatening to eat a strangers’ ass, debut some now censored art, get raw with emotion, and take a bite of Fancy Chef's big chocolate bar. Strap in, Jeans, because Baggles is back!

  • S2025E40 The King Of Stink | Ep. 830

    • October 1, 2025
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    Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans serving up another chaotic episode of Your Mom’s House! Christina unveils her new “witchy” fall lipstick drop while Tom recalls getting mauled by a woman pro fighter. The mommies debate who smells worse—Eastern Europeans or Americans under 25—before diving into wild clips featuring Frankie Fart Eyes, fart orgy requests, and some of the worst porn acting you’ve ever seen. Plus: Tom tells stories of hanging out ringside with BTBs like Mike Tyson and Marshawn Lynch, and Christina defends her controversial stance on “napkin pants.” It’s foul, it’s funny, it’s YMH and it's stinky!

  • S2025E41 Meet Me At Café Bích Nga | Ep. 831

    • October 8, 2025
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    Welcome back to the Mommy Dome! Tom Segura and Christina P are bleeding with laughter this week—literally. From syncing up their “cycles” to debating who actually looks at their own turds, the mommydom gets raw, messy, and very YMH. Christina shares her discovery that she might be a femboy thanks to TikTok, the two lose it over a Vietnamese café, and a drunk casino regular goes viral for swearing revenge on Encore at 10:30 in the morning. Things get even wilder with a Miami tax-prep guru who doubles as a bizarre influencer, a heated dental update with a hygiene showdown where Tom insists he “knows gums,” and Christina’s revelation about her biggest fear of turning into an emotional vampire. It's bloody good time this week at Your Mom’s House!

  • S2025E42 Why Rob Iler Wanted Tom Whacked | Ep. 832

    • October 15, 2025
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    Hey, Jeans! Tim’s off at rehab for an eating disorder (allegedly), so Christina welcomes certified Soul Mommy and Not Today Pal co-host Rob Iler to hold down the fort. They dive head-first into the single life, dating red flags, and the thriving world of inmate dating apps — complete with reviews of real prison profiles. Rob reveals his “type,” Christina confesses her John Goodman fantasy, and together they somehow connect it all to asthma, cigarettes, and childhood trauma. If you're in the mood for farts, felons, and philosophy this week, you've come to the right place!

  • S2025E43 Mentalist Oz Pearlman Blows Our Minds | Ep. 833

    • October 22, 2025
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    Tom Segura and Christina P. welcome world-renowned mentalist Oz Pearlman to Your Mom’s House! Oz stuns the crew with mind-blowing mental tricks, wild psychological insights, and a peek behind the curtain of how he reads people. From guessing Tom’s childhood crush to revealing impossible inside jokes, Oz leaves everyone speechless. Plus, Tom and Christina talk Killarney drunks, pickup artist “Mystery,” and the weirdest viral videos on the internet.

  • S2025E44 A Hamburglar Halloween w/ Ryan Sickler | Ep. 834

    • October 29, 2025
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    Happy Hallow Jeans! Welcome to a very spooky and very fashionable episode of Your Mom’s House! ???? This week, Tom Segura and Christina P get into the Halloween spirit—well, Christina does—by showing up as Karl Lagerfeld, complete with fingerless gloves and antisocial energy, while Tom is dressed as a Tom Segura who totally forgets his costume. The jeans dive into Karl’s insane quotes, fashion snobbery, and hatred of sweatpants, before somehow landing on Florida’s trashiest white people, Santa-denying parents, and why Jewish holidays can’t compete with Christmas. Then, the Hamburglar aka Ryan Sickler joins the show to talk about his new stand-up special Live and Alive, why his brow lift left him without a Halloween costume, and how bullying might actually build character. Plus, the Main Mommies also show Ryan some horrible or hilarious clips and everything insane they've been watching this week. ROBBLE ROBBLE!

  • S2025E45 Did We Find The NEW FedSmoker?! | Ep. 835

    • November 5, 2025
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    Tom and Christina are back in the Studio Jeans for another week of really wild finds and the discovery of a possible heir to the FedSmoker crown. Before that, Christina launches her new winter makeup drop (“Cuts You Up”) and the Jeans reminisce about classic reality TV — from Wife Swap’s “God Warrior” meltdown to Ice Cube’s bizarre early-2000s race-swap experiment on FX. They then dive deep into constipation talk (suppositories vs. laxatives), hospital horror stories, and whether couples who don’t fart in front of each other are living a lie. Tom reveals his new fear of contact lenses, Christina roasts his glasses, and finally both spiral into laughter over the reincarnation of a YMH legend on a college campus. What’s Up There Chomo?

  • S2025E46 FedSmoker Jr Strikes Again! | Ep. 836

    • November 12, 2025
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    It’s almost Jeans-giving, and Tom Segura & Christina P are feeling thankful for historical revisionism, meth-fueled prophets, and the sweet smell of 1700s body odor. The Main Mommies kick things off with a totally factual retelling of Thanksgiving, then dive into life (and death) before antibiotics — when losing a tooth could mean losing your brain. Tom unveils his plan to hit 3% body fat “just to feel something”, Christina confesses her papier-mâché addiction, and they dissect the seeming reincarnation of everyone’s favorite tweaked out double agent asking cops, “What’s your serial number?” Add in J. Lo’s silent treatment to her bus driver, a Barbie with diabetes, and a guy who physically can’t eat a pickle — and you’ve got a classic hour and some change of unhinged YMH magic.

  • S2025E47 Come Get Fat With Tom Segura | Ep. 837

    • November 19, 2025
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    What's up, Chomos?!? It's a super-sized episode as Tom and Christina spiral into complete chaos as they announce Tom’s brand new Italian bakery opening in Austin, debate the official hierarchy of Small Fat, Mid Fat & Super Fat, and revisit one of YMH’s greatest Cool Guys — the meth dude who “came in 4 strokes.” The mommies also break down a billionaire who lost over $300 million gambling, roast Bezos and Zuckerberg’s glow-ups, and discuss why every CEO is suddenly shredded. Plus: fat pets, fart mics, autistic rant guy, and the saddest cat breastfeeding story ever told.

  • S2025E48 Hard For Hot Dads | Ep. 838

    • December 3, 2025
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    This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina roast bland Thanksgiving food, obsess over an Olympian-level dad at the kiddie pool, fall in love with a furious celibate called GoogleDaddy, and spiral about a paranoid flashlight guy while trying to de-fatten their cat. Plus the main mommies get emotional about Tom’s new Netflix special, check out some more clips from FedSmoker Jr, learn about defending yourself from "clowns", and shop tactical belts for Christmas. Dreamboat Dad: if you're out there, leave a comment for Tom!

  • S2025E49 Is It Gay To Drink Matcha? | Ep. 839

    • December 10, 2025
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    This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are firing on all cylinders as chaos reigns from start to finish. Christine boldly reclaims her glasses identity (sparking a surprisingly heated household debate), questionable gift choices come under scrutiny, and the internet once again proves it was the greatest mistake. From rage-filled rants about fake followers and bots, to disturbingly confident accountants, fetish podcasters breaking down their very specific preferences, and viral videos featuring hornets, skateboarding trauma, and shower-time courting rituals, this episode will make you cry, my baby!

  • S2025E50 Our Jeans Are High & Tactical | Ep. 840

    • December 17, 2025
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    Check your six, mommy! In this absolutely unhinged episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina suit up in tactical vests and announce a bold new YMH initiative: total-life preparedness. From flashlight stances to 10-second doorway scans, the leaders of the Mommy Militia learn how to navigate a world full of lurking threats, fire, danger, and of course… clowns. Shout out to Jason Fabus for the amazing sax intro (IG: @jasonfabus). Tom and Christina show off an impressive array of emergency gear (machetes, trauma shears, MRE pizza with 5,000 calories, brass knuckles, and a foldable murder-credit-card), before the two dive into more safety guy Larry Betz safety lessons, some prime examples of black romance, horny James Joyce letters, trench foot, some horrible or hilarious clips, some TikTok's, and then addressing the loss of a truly stacked inspiration. Stay safe. Stay ready. And never walk into a Chili’s without scanning the exits first.

  • S2025E51 Jeans-Mas Vacation w/ Chevy Chase | Ep. 841

    • December 24, 2025
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    Hallelujah! Where’s the Tylenol? It’s a very YMH Christmas, and the studio is lit up like Clark Griswold’s house because comedy legend Chevy Chase stops by! Tom and Christina unwrap holiday trauma, German Christmas music meltdowns, Santa vs. Baby Jesúska, dangerous European elevators, and the evolution of internet weirdos. Then Chevy joins to talk SNL, Three Amigos, the making of Vacation, Forrest Gump almost being his role, improv secrets, wild celebrity encounters, and why Richard Pryor was untouchable. Grab your eggnog and your wolf coat—this one is a Christmas classic.

Season 2026

  • S2026E01 Joe DeRosa Is Vile & Horrendous | Ep. 842

    • January 14, 2026
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    This week, Christina P holds down the fort while Tom Segura is away, and she’s joined by comedian Joe DeRosa, who will soon be joining the YMH family with a podcast of his own entitled "Vile & Horrendous". He helps Christina along for for an absolutely off the rails episode packed with wild clips, hot takes, and some classic YMH energy. From an unexpectedly epic saxophone intro, to a disturbing church meltdown, to Christina’s meticulously curated TikTok insanity, this episode spirals fast, before finally landing on a brutally accurate breakdown of boring corporate fast food culture. The house they filmed Home Alone in is also in sale and looks like an insane place to live in! So strap in, stay black, keep those jeans high and tight.

  • S2026E02 We Were Trapped! | Ep. 843

    • January 21, 2026
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    This week on Your Mom’s House, Tim joins the show through the magic of the internet as the main mommies dive headfirst into Bad Thoughts production, introducing the boys to The Terminator movies, and some Arnold impressions. Things escalate quickly with a wild opening clip of a very public call out of something very private, followed by a call to action for any and all "throat goats". Tom and Christina also unpack the Trapped in the Caribbean chaos, which included a TMZ story, hotel horror stories, steel drums, and a week of no YMH episode. They also deep dive into Mike Fedele’s extremely online lifestyle of boats, flexing, humping, and Gen-Z failures. Also in this episode Safety Larry’s situational-awareness book, threats from a nude man in shoes, pet safety clips, stranger danger, eye pokes, Mantak Chia energy, pot debates, hippie hatred, garbage-dump parenting, mafia waste management history, body-disposal hypotheticals, and kids talking trash. Buckle up, jeans, we're fuggen BACK!

  • S2026E03 Surviving An Ice Storm | Ep. 844

    • January 28, 2026
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    This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P hunker down for the ice storm and break down a clip of man threatening the world while borrowing his mom’s ice. The main mommies also explore the psychology of guys who think owning three coolers counts as wealth. Plus: unfiltered race takes, serial killer interviews that somehow turn philosophical, cringe dad gymnastics, brutal internet injuries, and Christina P confirms another rare double pipe classic. Add in storm prep advice (wine over water), aging body truths, hydration-denying parents, and some more of the internet’s coolest dudes, and you’ve got another classic YMH episode with Tim and Christine.

  • S2026E04 Celebrity Satanists w/Sal Vulcano | Ep. 845

    • February 4, 2026
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  • S2026E05 Skankfest Surprise w/ Luis J. Gomez | Ep. 846

    • February 11, 2026
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    This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P welcomes comedian and Skankfest co-founder Luis J. Gomez for an absolutely unhinged episode with some heart. This episode has it all, Skankfest stories, public defecation, cartel scam calls, jailhouse etiquette, roommate revenge, Norm's poutine fries, and members of the marginalized community doing what they do best. Luis shares how Skankfest grew from a small idea into one of the most unique comedy festivals in the country, including what sets the audience apart and why their fans are the most respectful degenerates you'll ever meet. The episode also takes a turn into real-world experiences as Luis talks about run-ins with the law, what it’s actually like spending a night in jail, and how people learn the unspoken rules of that environment quickly. He also tells a memorable story about a former roommate that escalated far beyond a normal disagreement and Christina unleashes her curations onto her new homie, Luis. See you on the goth cruise!

  • S2026E06 Topping From The Bottom w/ Ian Fidance | Ep. 847

    • February 18, 2026
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    This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P is joined by comedian Ian Fidance for a no-holds-barred conversation that swings wildly between trauma, sexuality, spirituality, parenting, and some of the most cool guys we've seen on the algo. Ian also plugs his new show "Ian Do: An Odd Guy Doing Odd Jobs" that is out now on the YMH Studios Network!

  • S2026E07 [REDACTED] Is In The Epstein Files?! | Ep. 848

    • February 25, 2026
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    Tom Segura joins Christina P via Zoom this week and the mommies waste no time getting completely stupid. This episode has it all: the absolutely unhinged viral Nicole Curtis “fart n-word” clip, a fresh dose of Safety Larry doing what Safety Larry does best, and Fancy Chef stepping into the pizza review game like a true culinary king, and a revelation about a certain comedian being in the Epstein files that that us laughing our shirts off. Plus the mommies get horrible or hilarious, shame some TikTards, and update each other on their respective periods. Keep featherin’ it, follow proto, and enjoy the slop.

  • S2026E08 Hollywood Horror Stories w/ Jim Breuer | Ep. 849

    • March 4, 2026
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    This week on Your Mom's House, comedian and SNL alum, Jim Breuer joins Christina P for a raw, hilarious, and no-holds-barred conversation that goes everywhere! From growing up as a fat kid with blue-collar parents, to surviving Saturday Night Live, to raising kids in a world that feels completely upside down. Christina P and Jim talk parenting boys, discipline, letting kids be kids, and why overprotective culture is failing families. Jim opens up about marriage, loyalty, divorce trauma, and why he refuses to blow up his family for fame or temptation. The two also dive deep into cancel culture, porn addiction, gender ideology, Hollywood hypocrisy, and the Epstein era, with Jim sharing jaw-dropping stories from his time inside the industry. Plus Christina shows Jim some insane Toks and other unhinged content we've discovered online. Enjoy!

  • S2026E09 Tom Is Home Here Now | Ep. 850

    • March 11, 2026

    This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom returns home from LA after filming Bad Thoughts and jumps right back into the madness with Christina. "Two mommies, one jean" for a reason, as the two catch up and break down another stack of insane internet clips. This episode has everything YMH fans want: Tom's still mostly clean face, Christina’s glamping adventure with the boys, park squirrel bite updates, hamster hospice trauma, Squatty Potty scandal talk, horny blacks, hornier grandmas, and a parade of deeply disturbed cool guys. Plus Tom gets a welcome back batch of clips featuring people getting hurt and the Main Mommies discuss the ethics of the shoes in the house, and whether it's a race thing or just a clean person thing.

  • S2026E10 The Most American Podcast Ever w/ Triggernometry | Ep. 851

    • March 18, 2026

  • S2026E11 Brian Simpson Almost Died | Ep. 852

    • March 25, 2026

    This week, Tom’s away, so Christina P calls in Brian Simpson, who after an appropriately timed "I'm having chest pains" drop, immediately reveals he almost died last month. What follows is a hilarious and horrifying breakdown of Brian’s heart attack on the road in Atlanta, and the odyssey of ICU insanity, sexy nurses, fried chicken in the cardiac unit, missing meds, CVS incompetence, and the always awful VA. Once they’re done unpacking death, survival, and why Americans are apparently supposed to just die quietly, Christina and Brian swerve into Justin Timberlake’s DUI arrest, Dolly Parton’s tits, looksmaxxing, TikTok freaks, adult summer camp psychos, horny grannies, gay blacks, and the fart BIG WORD lady trying to explain herself on The Breakfast Club. Grab your Life Alert and enjoy!

  • S2026E12 Ari Matti Is An International Problem | Ep. 853

    • April 1, 2026

    Tom Segura holds it down solo on this episode of Your Mom’s House while Christina is away, and he’s joined by comedian Ari Matti for one wildly funny conversation. Ari breaks down his insane journey from Estonia to Melbourne, London, New York, and Austin, explains how he learned to do stand-up in a second language, and talks about going from open mics overseas to getting passed at The Comedy Mothership and becoming a Kill Tony regular. Along the way, Tom and Ari get into Ari’s background in MMA, the delusional confidence it takes to survive comedy, and why being an outsider ended up becoming his biggest advantage. Then things go fully off the rails with stories about foreign chiropractors, Estonian blackface on national TV, Robert Paul Champagne, Alex Jones, Liver King at the Four Seasons, catastrophic injury clips, and one of the most disgusting travel-hookup stories ever told on the show.

  • S2026E13 Fake Boobs, Real Chaos | Ep. 854

    • April 8, 2026

    Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans for another completely unhinged episode of Your Mom’s House, and this one goes from philosophy class to fake tits in record time. The Main Mommies kick things off by solving the world’s least necessary ethical debate, then dive headfirst into the internet chaos with a wild breakdown of the Kristi Noem husband story involving fetishes, webcam betrayal, and big bimbo boobies. Also in this episode: 80 year old sex symbols, Safety Larry delivering some anxiety-inducing escalator wisdom, Mantak Chia teaches the jeans how to hold testicle and circulate sexual energy, and Tom reveals the kind of fancy gift he gives a fancy chef after a great meal. Plus there’s a hilarious restaurant review, horrifying injury clips, wet floor PTSD, nicotine pouch logic, and a closing stretch of TikToks so deranged it could only live inside the Mommy-Dome.

  • S2026E14 Poopy Powerslams w/ Cody Rhodes | Ep. 855

    • April 15, 2026

    WWE Champion Cody Rhodes pulls up to Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky for one of the most kayfabe episodes yet, they talk WrestleMania, getting booed by thousands of maniacs, puking mid-match, and the real chaos of life inside the ring that most fans don't even see. Cody breaks down what it’s like defending his title on the biggest stage, how crowds can flip on you in real time, and why getting booed might actually be more fun than cheers. He also gets into the psychology of wrestling, learning from legends like The Undertaker, and how performers pivot mid-match when things go sideways. Tom and Christina also go off on Tax Day, break down some cool guys, check out lion-feeding idiots, talk amusement park disasters, and read a fan submitted “Pazsitzky Effect.” Plus: smelly wrestlers, locker room etiquette, Big Show’s legendary farts, wrestling themed horrible or hilarious clips, and so much more! It's still real to me damnit!

Additional Specials

  • SPECIAL 0x1 Your Mom's House LIVE Episode 1

    • August 14, 2020
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Here's our first LIVE episode. From the cold open that featured horse shoes and Pierce Paris' butt to a wild appearance by a tipsy Charo and a video debut for Top Dog. This episode has it all. The clips on this one are NSFW to the max. The platform that first hosted this episode fired us so, Enjoy!

  • SPECIAL 0x2 Your Mom's House LIVE Episode 2

    • September 18, 2020
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Episode 2 of YMH LIVE was a huge leap for us. In addition to the horrific clips we can't show on the regular weekly show we had this special event packed with original content like: Josh Potter's cyst extraction, a tour of RPC's Wagner Houses apartment and multiple sketches featuring Tom, Tina, Johnny Pempberton, "Ed" and many more. Special guests include Joey Diaz, Dr Drew and Robert Paul Champagne.

  • SPECIAL 0x3 Your Mom's House LIVE Episode 3

    • November 20, 2020
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    'Your Mom’s House’ hosted by married comedians Tom Segura and Christina P are doing their highly successful podcast LIVE and UNCENSORED! One of the top-rated podcasts on iTunes and most-watched podcasts on YouTube, ‘Your Mom’s House’ has gained a massive following of people who enjoy 7th-grade humor. Don’t miss this special virtual event with your favorite mommies, featuring content you will NOT see anywhere else.

  • SPECIAL 0x4 Your Mom's House LIVE Episode 4

    • April 2, 2021
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    With Chris Distefano and music by Marcus King.

  • SPECIAL 0x5 Your Mom's House LIVE Episode 5

    • May 13, 2021
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Recorded Live at The West Palm Beach Improv.

  • SPECIAL 0x6 Your Mom's House LIVE Episode 6

    • September 22, 2021
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Taped on September 22, 2021 in front of a LIVE audience at the Paramount Theatre for the BIGGEST and BEST YMH Live! ever! We'll be joined by special guest Jessica Kirson and will have live music by Czarface PLUS YMH original content and some BIG surprises during the show!

  • SPECIAL 0x7 Your Mom's House LIVE Episode 7

    • November 18, 2021
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    With special guest, Joe Rogan!

  • SPECIAL 0x8 Your Mom's House LIVE Episode 8

    • August 17, 2022
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    A summer blockbuster event starring Tom Segura and Christina P. Co-starring Tim Dillon and musical guest Danny Brown. Don’t miss the famous heavy segment.

  • SPECIAL 0x10 69 Minutes with Tom Segura

    • December 15, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    69 Minutes is the world's preeminent ‎investigative news program hosted by comedian Tom Segura. Are you looking for coverage of the mid-east conflict? The 2024 election? Stock market analysis? Well, you won't find any of that here! 69 minutes takes a serious look at some truly stupid topics such as washcloth use, bad tattoo removal, and white people's fascination with pickleball.

  • SPECIAL 0x11 Your Mom's House LIVE X

    • March 7, 2025
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    With Special Guest Dan Soder!