In 1967, the United States government outlawed oatmeal, as one part of a 13 prong strategy to increase egg consumption. The next 27 years of oatmeal prohibition saw a moderate amount of egg innovation, resulting in two notable creations, including this open face breakfast sandwich. It remains popular with dentists and miners in all 6 hemispheres. The other innovation was known as 'Egg Near a Stick' but it never really became a thing.
Corn on the cob is one of nature's many miracles. Whether grilled or boiled, with butter, chilli, and lime, elote, or Flaming Hot Cheetos, the cob is one of the greatest corn delivery systems ever discovered. It’s also one of the only things corn grows on. While one day corn will grow everywhere and on everything, including our own bodies, for now we’ve got the cob which is just fine. Corn on the cob is just fine.
Peeling an orange isn't easy. Unless you're strong and good at peeling oranges. Then it's easy. Otherwise it's difficult. Unless you know other techniques. Then it's easy. Unless you're bad at those techniques. Then it's hard. Unless you have a good friend who is good at peeling oranges. Then it's easy. Unless that friend never existed and you just made them up to cope with reality. Then it's hard. You just never know.
Jalapeño Bacon twice baked potatoes not only have great flavor, but also create a pleasant effect when coming into contact with your gustatory cells.
April fools day joke
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