Children of the Corn will not be seen at this time so that we may present... A great movie director had come to make a movie out of YCDTOTV. None of the cast members pass the audition, though, which is filled with slime droppings.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Robert Black (III) | Writer | ||
| Roger Price | Writer | ||
| Robert Sax | Writer | ||
| Josh Morris | Writer |