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  • S02E39 How Spicy Food Makes CCP Shills

    • March 27, 2023

    We think we've cracked the CCP shill pipeline.  It all starts with spicy Chinese food.  First you're slurping down some 热干面, and then, next thing you know it, you are denying genocide in Xinjiang. 

  • S02E40 The Art Of Asking Girls Out In China

    • April 3, 2023

    Today is all about asking out girls (or guys) in China, and the art of Biao Bai. It's the moment you express your love to someone. In China, it's very different to the rest of the world. It's an event. It's a moment. It's when you let your guard down and put on a public display. 

  • S02E41 Let's Play Knockoff Chinese Nintendo

    • April 10, 2023

    We're going to play fake NES games that were popular in China on a bootleg Nintendo from China. 

  • S02E42 DETHRONED - New Worst China Expat Becomes King

    • April 17, 2023

    Remember Pirate boy? The dude that became a legendary teacher in China while dressing as Captain Jack?  Well, there's an update... And it's gross...

  • S02E43 Why Do Some Asians Turn Red When They Drink

    • April 24, 2023

    Today's show is about allergies, the lack of belief in them in China, why some asians turn red when they drink, and the whole philosophy behind alcohol, and allergies in China. 

  • S02E44 Best Chinese Food Tier List

    • May 1, 2023

    Today's episode is the best Chinese food tier list.  We duke it out and figure out what is the best Chinese food, and why, and give you a nice little tier list to walk away with to try for yourself. 

  • S02E45 Worst Chinese Food Ranked Tier List

    • May 8, 2023

    Today is a ranked tier list of worst Chinese foods we have ever tried. In Episode #44, we covered the Best Chinese Food, and ranked them. This followup is funny, gross, and informative. Enjoy -

  • S02E46 Chinese Amusement Parks Are Scary As F***

    • May 15, 2023

    Here it is! The much requested Chinese Amusement Park Episode!!! You want to die really fast? Go to a Chinese amusement park! 

  • S02E47 China's English Speaking Cult - "Crazy English!"

    • May 22, 2023

    Today we do a deep dive into something we have very close personal experience with. China had an English Speaking Cult called "Crazy English" that took over parts of the country for years. In this cult, Chinese nationalism mixed with English speaking for some very strange reasons, and with very strange results. 

  • S02E48 China's Gutter Oil Is Still A Massive Problem

    • May 29, 2023

    In today's show, we give an update on the whole Gutter Oil problem in China. Gutter oil is oil runoff waste that is reused to make food.  China cracked down massively, even doling out death sentences (rumor) to punish offenders.  You'd think that this issue would have gone away, but nope.  It's as bad as ever.

  • S02E49 Face Filter Apocalypse

    • June 5, 2023

    Today, we discuss and show the absolute apocalypse that is happening because of face filters in China, and how China has already created the ideal society of phone addicted people who are detached from reality. 

  • S02E50 China's Legal Thugs - Chengguan

    • June 13, 2023

    Today we talk about China's legal thugs - The Chengguan  The Chengguan are there to do what the police cannot, or will not do.  They have the authority to be absolute menaces to society, and keep the hands of the police clean.

  • S02E51 China's EV Fiasco Reaches New Heights

    • June 26, 2023

    So there's a lot more to discuss about the crazy and wasteful EV situation in China! Wow, there have been some crazy attempts to fight back against the truth SerpentZA uncovered in his latest video, some really silly stuff! Join us today for a closer look and discussion about China's EV Fiasco!

  • S02E52 China Needs To Learn How To Advertise (Cringe ALERT)

    • July 6, 2023

    Today's show is all about dumb advertising in China. It's dumb. It's really dumb.  And it's cringe... like really, really cringe. 

  • S02E53 Bystander Effect Explained

    • July 10, 2023

    In China, there's a massive issue with no one helping each other. This is linked to many things, and although it's hard to understand, we break it down in detail for you with new, unseen clips.

  • S02E54 China's Hilarious Fantasy TV Shows Of Beating Japan

    • July 17, 2023

    China has some of the most ridiculous tv shows about how the heroic Chinese soldiers absolutely eviscerated Japanese troops, and trust me... they are hilarious. Here's some of our favorites. 

  • S02E55 Chinese Humor - Would It Make You Laugh?

    • July 24, 2023

    Chinese humor is absolutely different than western humor. We combed through what is funny in China, and wanted to see if you would find it funny too!

  • S02E56 Invasive Species From China - How To Identify And What You Can Do

    • July 31, 2023

    Many invasive species of plants and animals that you find in many countries around the world come from China. We'd like to talk about which ones come from China, what damage they do, and what you can do about it.  Join us live or watch it when it's done!

  • S02E57 Brands Are UNCOOL In The West That Are COOL In China

    • August 7, 2023

    Have you ever wondered what's cool in China? There are many things that are considered cool in China that you would definitely NOT consider cool in the west. We are going to break down the weird and wonderful stuff that is massively cool in China, that you would not think is cool where you are from, or in other parts of the world.

  • S02E58 Blackmail Banks Run By Mafia In China

    • August 14, 2023

    There are tons of Shadowbanks in China, and the way they work is scary and fascinating. China runs on a corrupt economy, and people live and die by the loans given out by these banks. We discuss our personal experiences, how they work, and all of the secret details.

  • S02E59 The Types Of Perverts In China Are Like Different Pokemon

    • August 27, 2023

    Welcome all to today's Xiaban Hou!  We will be discussing the different types of perverts in China from the perspective of mythical beasts, or Pokemon if you will.  There are many types. Of course, we will have some fun clips, as well as a vote clip, and you will be able to vote on the next topic!! 

  • S02E60 Crime By Aerosol - China's Mystery Drug That Brainwashes You

    • August 28, 2023

    In China, if you can read Chinese, you will often see illegal graffiti advertising something called 迷药 - or Mi Yao. It's a poison with ancient roots, but has morphed over time.  It's something I have been poisoned with as well.

  • S02E61 Who Is Box? China's Crappiest Campaign

    • September 4, 2023

    As promised! By popular demand! No, I am serious... YOU GUYS voted for it!  You cannot blame us... well maybe you can blame Winston for voter interference.

  • S02E62 C-Milk's Renaissance Faire Tragedy

    • September 11, 2023

    Hey guys, you voted for this! What a magical time we will have, as we delve into how I got molested at a Renaissance Faire (Don't worry, I am ok).  I have no idea how this is related to China, but again... you voted for it.

  • S02E63 Our Five Worst Moments In China

    • September 18, 2023

    You asked for it! Here's our 5 worst moments in China! We will follow up with the best if you guys vote on it. 

  • S02E64 Our Best Moments In China (The Lifecycle Of The Fly)

    • September 25, 2023

    Our best moments in China. It's not going to be what you think. It's the stuff that makes us miss it.  Also... You guys know that we aren't gonna let you get all sappy with us the whole time. We ain't got time for that...

  • S02E65 Worst Tourist Attractions In China

    • October 2, 2023

    Here's some of the worst tourist attractions we've ever been to in China. You guys voted for this one!  Join us today for a bunch of laughs and all around good times.

  • S02E66 Useless But Popular Items On Chinese Internet

    • October 16, 2023

    Useless but popular items on Chinese internet

  • S02E67 Brutal Schools The Chinese Education System

    • October 16, 2023

    You voted for it! Today we will talk about the brutality of the education system in China.  In China, there is so much pressure, but the nationalism is being introduced in the classrooms that is reminiscent of what happened in Germany. 

  • S02E68 Who Are We?

    • October 23, 2023

    You ever wanna know about us? Well, today is the day.  You voted on this topic, and we are flattered!  Join us today to learn everything you ever wanted to know about us two dorks and how we got here.

  • S02E69 China Spooky Spectacular

    • October 31, 2023

    You are in for a treat... no tricks I promise! We are proud to present, The China Show Spooky Spectacular.  We will come in our best Laoban CCP official outfits, and we will be sampling some spooky treats. 

  • S02E70 Worst Products On The Chinese Internet PT 2

    • November 6, 2023

    You voted for it! The worst stuff on the Chinese internet that you can buy pt 2! This one is going to be even more wild than the last.... and I don't know if that is a good thing or not.  Either way, it will be fun, so come on in!