Kids Show - Pilot Episode
Today's Wonder Showzen is brought to you by the Letter N. Letter N, feeling unloved, plunges into a shame spiral. After a night of self-destruction and romance, Letter N discovers that there's light at the end of the tunnel.
Today's Wonder Showzen is brought to you by space. Chauncey and Kaitlin go into outer-space in a home made rocket where they discover, then battle God.
Today's Wonder Showzen is brought to you by the Ocean. The gang discovers a map to the greatest treasure of all: a bottomless chalice of pure liquid imagination. The adventure begins. Then it ends.
Today's Wonder Showzen is celebrating Numbers. When Letters show up, they begin a violent battle to prove who is better. Only love could bring these enemies together.
When Mother Nature gets a sex change operation, nature feels the consequences. Can Chanucey save us all? Most certainly.
Today's Wonder Showzen is brought to you by the Number One, but Number Two shows up trying to steal the show. Chauncey tosses her, and the Number Two tries every stunt in the book to make it back on!
Wordsworth comes down with cooties! Him turns Wordsworth's misfortune into a fortune and becomes torn between success and the truth.
Today's Wonder Showzen is brought to you by Patience. A strict demonstration of patience tries every ones nerves, audience included.
Pop sensation Letter P is literally ready to blow up, and it is making the gang sick. Luckily, she learns that liposuction will not only make you a better person, it can save the world.
When Chauncey decides to travel in his time machine to mess with mental slowpokes, he discovers that he already beat himself to it. Which Chauncey will survive?
Middle America visits the show and the gang falls in love with his stupidity. They even let him take control of Wonder Showzen. The result is a big stinky horse apple.
In today's Ye Olde Wonder Showzen, the gang celebrates the idyllic good old days of America, when slavery and rape was more than a gleam in ye eye.
When Wordsworth is afraid to fight his fear, Chauncey and Him have a climb into his brain and change his mind from a boy into a man.
Wonder Showzen is so broke the gang buys a bootleg rip off and decide to show that instead. Naturally, this results in war, and a compromise of apocalyptic dimensions.
Attention: Due to the results of a recent network test marketing session, Wonder Showzen has been slightly retooled. Today's Wonder Showzen has been replaced by a full episode of Horse Apples!
A Clarence Special Report: Compelling Television. Clarence seeks, captures, and defeats the notion of compelling television.
Three months after the marketing session of Horse Apples, the same test marketing group was reconvened in order to screen the episode of Wonder Showzen in which they and their test marketing segment had appeared, unbeknownst to them. That is, heretofore unbeknownst. Or, rather, thentofore. That is, they thought that Horse Apples was real at the time, and then we came back for this DVD feature to show them their episode of Wonder Showzen and how they were cut into it reacting to Horse Apples. Because we wanted to see how they would react to that. Thing. This, then, is that thing.
A collection of Beat Kids Interviews from the show.
Another collection of Beat Kids Interviews from the show.
A DVD extra of a Beat Kids staring contest.
Outtakes from the Beat Kids interview segment.
More outtakes from the Beat Kids interview segment.
Deleted scenes from Clarence's interviews on the show.
More deleted scenes from Clarence's interviews on the show.
A cartoon about a hillbilly boy genius called Scooter McJimmy.
Jasmina displays a range of emotions.
Get a close-up look at the Horse Apple segment.
A collection of outtakes from the Horse Apples segment.
Trevor interviews a test audience to get their thoughts on their test audience segment in the show.
The children tell us how to make a sandwich.
Ryan tests your patience.
What is your favourite animal?
Clarence has a PSA for all the kids out there.
What questions would you ask the president?
A leprechaun singing the Irish classic 'Oh, Danny Boy'.
Tyler and a feather...
A cartoon about a crime fighting squad of differently-abled athletes called the Special Owesome Squad.
Flavor Flav reads 'The Boy in the Red Cap' to the children.
Tyler goes for walk.
A collection of various unused segments from the show.
The music video for 'Japanese Girls'.
Chauncey sings a song about the Letter N.
A competition promo featuring Jasmina narrating a terribly boring story.
A series of promos for the show that aired on MTV2.
A series of promos for the season premiere of Wonder Showzen.
A bonus question put forward by Irma D., Age 6.
A bonus question put forward by Robby O., Age 10.
A bonus question put forward by Sam Olegard, Age 9.
A bonus question put forward by Philip, Age 15.
A bonus question answered in the Wonder Showzen way.
A bonus question put forward by Lucille B., Age 9.
A bonus question put forward by Phil O'Callan, Age 5.
A bonus question put forward by Linda Sue, Age 3.
The 8-minute tape was made for fun by PFFR and they shopped it around different stores. The USA Network eventually saw their tape and gave them money and six months to make a pilot episode.
