Joe faces a moral dilemma: can he lie to Helen so he can go to a strip club with Brian? To soothe his conscience, he volunteers some time at the Golden Crest retirement home, but ends up taking one of the residents with him to the strip club. Meanwhile, Fay and Antonio write their own eulogies.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Christopher Vane | Writer | ||
| Phil Leeds | Guest Star | ||
| Carol Alt | Guest Star | ||
| Jeff Melman | Director |