Joe, Brian, Helen, and Lowell struggle with the return of their 9th grade English teacher on whom the boys had a serious crush. Meanwhile, Roy is dubious about why a "Simon Says" expert wants to marry his mother.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Michael Sardo | Writer | ||
| Megan McGinnis | Guest Star | ||
| Marty York | Guest Star | ||
| Peggy Lipton | Guest Star | ||
| Soupy Sales | Guest Star | ||
| Leonard R. Garner Jr. | Director |