Dummy Chuck Wood dares various people to pie themselves in the face. A family of three plays the Pie in the Sky game. The remote segment has various people "playing" a player piano. Audience member Pam actually plays the piano in the studio. Ventriloquist David Strassman uses three audience members as his dummies, dubbing their voices as they move their mouths. In the What Would You Do? Medley, a man walks on cartons of eggs, and a girl snorts like a pig.