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Season 2023

  • S2023E01 1: The Quest of Wilhelmina

    • August 22, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Welcome to We’re Here to Help! Each episode, hosts Jake Johnson and Gareth Reynolds make several pitches to callers (whose questions range from trivial to serious) with their best attempts of advice.

  • S2023E02 2: The Santa Dilemma

    • August 22, 2023
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    Jake and Gareth talk to callers looking for help with Santa Claus and a gift gone weird.

  • S2023E03 3: Please Mute Him

    • August 25, 2023
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    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about tattoos and a misunderstanding at work.

  • S2023E04 4: Don’t Call it Body Lotion with Lamorne Morris

    • August 29, 2023
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    Jake, Gareth, and special guest Lamorne Morris chat with a caller about potentially being caught on camera.

  • S2023E05 5: Find Your Goblin

    • September 1, 2023
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    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about friends who steal the show and committing to a bit at work.

  • S2023E06 6: Winning the Prom Dance with Zooey Deschanel

    • September 5, 2023
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    Jake, Gareth, and special guest Zooey Deschanel talk to a caller trying to get to know their coworker. Later, someone asks for some men’s health advice.

  • S2023E07 7: We’re Dealing with Michael Jordan

    • September 7, 2023
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    Jake and Gareth talk to a caller about their role in an adult rec league. Later, they get a different POV from the D&D group of episode 1.

  • S2023E08 8: Anyway, How Are Your Kids?

    • September 11, 2023
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    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about following an unusual Twitter account and a high school reunion.

  • S2023E09 9: Don’t Start a War with a Pirate with Jessica Lowe

    • September 14, 2023
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    Jake, Gareth and special guest Jessica Lowe talk to a caller with an interesting neighbor. Later, Jake and Gareth chat with a caller with a classic little brother problem.

  • S2023E10 10: Spaghetti Again? with Damon Wayans Jr.

    • September 18, 2023
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    Jake, Gareth, and special guest Damon Wayans Jr. talk to callers about a few school policies.

  • S2023E11 11: Less Finger Foods at the Orgy

    • September 21, 2023
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    Jake and Gareth talk to callers with a pregnant predicament, fruit stand nightmares, and a follow up from episode 7 (“We’re Dealing with Michael Jordan”).

  • S2023E12 12: Fake Jake and Real Jim Jefferies

    • September 25, 2023
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    Jake, Gareth and special guest Jim Jefferies talk to a caller about something personal. Later, Jake and Gareth chat with a few people who thought they met Jake.

  • S2023E13 13: Fake Jake: Part II

    • September 28, 2023
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    Jake and Gareth follow up Monday’s episode by meeting Fake Jake. Later, they talk to a caller who owns a bakery.

  • S2023E14 14: Here We Go with Catherine Reitman

    • October 2, 2023
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    Jake, Gareth, and special guest Catherine Reitman talk to a caller about a relationship predicament. Later, Jake and Gareth chat with someone about a house guest.

  • S2023E15 15: Dougie McBuckets

    • October 5, 2023
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    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a dirty house, dating, and committing to a nickname.

  • S2023E16 16: Reverse Ladybugs with Pamela Martinez (aka Bayley from the WWE)

    • October 9, 2023
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    Jake, Gareth, and special guest Pamela Martinez (aka Bayley from the WWE) talk to a caller about about an issue with a soccer team. Later, Jake and Gareth talk to someone who’s unsure if they should come clean to a close friend.

  • S2023E17 17: The Criss Crush

    • October 12, 2023
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    Jake and Gareth talk to a caller about a celebrity crush and someone who’s here to help Gareth.

  • S2023E18 18: This is Where the Watermelon Comes Into Play with Max Greenfield

    • October 16, 2023
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    Jake, Gareth, and special guest Max Greenfield talk to a caller about a physical strength challenge. Later, Jake and Gareth chat with people about a nosey cat and a roommate predicament.

  • S2023E19 19: The T-Shirt in the Pool Club

    • October 19, 2023
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    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about an embarrassing butt dial and an interesting morning routine.

  • S2023E20 20: We Blew It with Lamorne Morris

    • October 23, 2023
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    Jake, Gareth, and special guest Lamorne Morris help a caller with an important wedding speech.

  • S2023E21 21: Getting to the Bottom of It

    • October 26, 2023
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    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a revealing coworker and a follow up from episode 6 (“Winning the Prom Dance with Zooey Deschanel”).

  • S2023E22 22: Advantage Jackie with Bert Kreischer

    • October 30, 2023
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    Jake, Gareth, and special guest Bert Kreischer talk to a caller about a pickleball game getting out of hand. Later, Jake and Gareth chat with someone who’s lying to a co-worker about their past.

  • S2023E23 23: Moms Have Needs Too

    • November 2, 2023
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    Jake and Gareth talk to a caller who might have learned too much about her mother.

  • S2023E24 24: Suffer in a Nice Way with Johnny Bananas

    • November 6, 2023
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    Jake, Gareth, and special guest Johnny Bananas help a caller plan an unforgettable birthday gift for her husband. Later, Jake and Gareth talk to someone who needs some advice with her babysitter.

  • S2023E25 25: It’s Quite Nice at my Age

    • November 9, 2023
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    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about getting caught with an embarrassing text and a feline problem.

  • S2023E26 26: The Fish is Plated with Jordan Howlett

    • November 13, 2023
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    Jake, Gareth, and Jordan Howlett (jordan_the_stallion8) talk to callers about getting in and out of baseball.

  • S2023E27 27: Kell Yes!

    • November 16, 2023
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    Jake and Gareth follow up with Kelly from episode 8 ("Anyway, How Are Your Kids") about the elaborate story at her high school reunion.

  • S2023E28 28: Ketchup Carrie with Johnny Bananas

    • November 20, 2023
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    Jake, Gareth, and special guest Johnny Bananas help a caller prepare for their introduction on a gameshow. Later, Jake and Gareth talk to someone about a tricky conversation about a trip abroad.

  • S2023E29 29: We've Lost Gareth

    • November 23, 2023
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    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about an odd family tradition and taxidermy.

  • S2023E30 30: Not "When Worlds Collide" with Laura Clery

    • November 27, 2023
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    Jake, Gareth, and special guest Laura Clery talk to a caller who made a big discovery and someone else who wishes they didn't.

  • S2023E31 31: Crap Rat

    • November 30, 2023
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    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a surprise trip abroad and an unusual nickname. Plus, they end the episode with a quick call with a special guest.

  • S2023E32 32: One More Thing with Bert Kreischer

    • December 4, 2023
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    Jake, Gareth, and special guest Bert Kreischer talk to a caller about a viking funeral for a doll. Later, Jake and Gareth talk to a few callers about an alleged smelly house.

  • S2023E33 33: We're Here for Selfish Reasons

    • December 7, 2023
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    Jake and Gareth talk to a caller who wants to share some news with her husband.

  • S2023E34 34: Ashole with Max Greenfield and Natalie Morales

    • December 11, 2023
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    Max Greenfield returns to chat with the guys and a father-to-be about facial hair. Later, Jake, Gareth and special guest Natalie Morales talk to a caller about a very embarrassing moment.

  • S2023E35 35: Crisis PR

    • December 14, 2023
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    Jake and Gareth help a caller respond to her sister's press release. Later, the guys check in with Emma from episode 4 ("Don't Call it Body Lotion with Lamorne Morris").

  • S2023E36 36: The Gray Pig with Catherine Reitman

    • December 18, 2023
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    Jake, Gareth, and special guest Catherine Reitman talk to a caller about too many bits early in a relationship. Later, Jake and Gareth talk to someone who was gifted a trampoline.

  • S2023E37 37: Cats and Dogs with Damon Wayans Jr.

    • December 21, 2023
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    Jake, Gareth, and special guest Damon Wayans Jr. talk to a caller about a very specific insecurity. Later, Jake and Gareth help someone confront an alpha cat in the neighborhood.

  • S2023E38 38: Yo Ho Ho Ho

    • December 25, 2023
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    Jake and Gareth help 4 siblings surprise their dad for Christmas.

  • S2023E39 39: The Deddy Beddy with Natalie Morales

    • December 28, 2023
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    Jake, Gareth, and special guest Natalie Morales talk to a caller about a puppet monkey. Later, Jake and Gareth follow up with Tori from episode 2 ("The Santa Dilemma").

Season 2024

  • S2024E01 40: Parental Guidance with Eduardo Franco

    • January 1, 2024

    Jake, Gareth, and special guest Eduardo Franco talk to callers about intimacy with your parents.

  • S2024E02 41: That's Not It! with Jeff Kober

    • January 4, 2024

    Jake, Gareth, and special guest Jeff Kober help callers with some hygiene issues.

  • S2024E03 42: Dress For the Guy You Want to Be (with Boban Marjanovic)

    • January 8, 2024

    Jake, Gareth, and special guest Boban Marjanovié (Houston Rockets and Self-Reliance) talk to a teacher about gaining some respect in the classroom. Later, Jake and Gareth chat with a caller about a Rubik's cube problem.

  • S2024E04 43: Machete Through the Jungle with Andy Samberg and Steve Berg

    • January 11, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Andy Samberg talk to a caller about some bathroom etiquette at work. Later, guest Steve Berg joins the guys to help someone in the bedroom.

  • S2024E05 44: She Said Yes (Probably)! with Eric Edelstein and Steve Berg

    • January 15, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Eric Edelstein talk to a magician about polite goodbyes. Later, the guys and guest Steve Berg help a caller with a special request.

  • S2024E06 45: Skid Marce with Mary Holland

    • January 18, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Mary Holland talk to a caller with a dirty bed sheet situation. Later, they chat with someone hoping to surprise her mom.

  • S2024E07 46: A Face for Animated Spider-Man with Stavros Halkias

    • January 22, 2024

    Jake, Gareth, and special guest Stavros Halkias (Stavvy's World, Fat Rascal) talk to callers about hiding their RealDoll and updating your "how did we meet" story.

  • S2024E08 47: Knuckle Deep in my Mouth with Rachel Bilson & Olivia Allen

    • January 25, 2024

    Jake, Gareth, and special guests Rachel Bilson & Olivia Allen talk to callers about dentist crushes and mermaids.

  • S2024E09 48: Me Like Brown Shirts and Money with Emily Hampshire

    • January 29, 2024

    Jake, Gareth, and special guest Emily Hampshire chat with callers about matching outfits at work and nailing an important presentation.

  • S2024E10 49: I'm Swamped Playing Solo Darts, Babe!

    • February 1, 2024

    Jake and Gareth help callers pick a beer fridge location and recover from a big costume miss at work.

  • S2024E11 50: Broomba with Jillian Bell

    • February 5, 2024

    Jake, Gareth, and special guest Jillian Bell help a curling team prepare for nationals and follow up with a caller from episode 45 "Skid Marce with Mary Holland."

  • S2024E12 51: It's Your World, We're Just Pitching In it with Chris Distefano

    • February 8, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Chris Distefano talk to callers about themed parties and a dog-watching situation.

  • S2024E13 52: Look at MY Goatee with Lamar Woods

    • February 12, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Lamar Woods talk to a caller about an interesting sleeping position. Later, Jake and Gareth chat with a non-confrontational divorce lawyer.

  • S2024E14 53: Carnival Fish Bowl (with Lamorne Morris)

    • February 15, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Lamorne Morris talk to a caller grossed out by men crying. Later, Jake and Gareth help an engineer student with their class project.

  • S2024E15 54: The Barn Boys with Jonathan Scott

    • February 19, 2024

    Jake, Gareth, and special guest Jonathan Scott talk to callers about weird rituals and a midlife crisis purchase.

  • S2024E16 55: Cruzin for a Boozin

    • February 22, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to the Chief Beer and Pizza Officer at a grocery store and someone with an odd cat problem. Later, the guys follow up with the matching shirts caller from episode 48 "Me Like Brown Shirts and Money with Emily Hampshire."

  • S2024E17 56: Two Clowns is a Circus with Zach Woods and Brandon Gardner

    • February 26, 2024

    Gareth, and special guests Zach Woods and Brandon Gardner talk to someone who loves committing to bits more than their wife. Later, Jake and Gareth discuss a therapist's distracting office and follow up with the second caller from episode 30 "Not When Worlds Collide with Laura Clery."

  • S2024E18 57: The Best 60 Seconds of Her Life

    • February 29, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers whose neighbors have some smell and sound issues. Later, they follow up with the first caller from episode 22 "Advantage Jackie with Bert Kreischer."

  • S2024E19 58: There's Always an Alpha (And It's Not Me) with Josh Peck

    • March 4, 2024

    Jake, Gareth, and special guest Josh Peck talk to callers about some parenting tips and a good excuse for a leg injury.

  • S2024E20 59: Spraying Mess

    • March 7, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about taking back the common room and breaking ice to break wind.

  • S2024E21 60: Craggily Hand with D'Arcy Carden

    • March 11, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest D'Arcy Carden chat with callers about social media frauds and avoiding an awkward sibling run-in. Later, the guys follow up with the first caller from episode 40 (Parental Guidance with Eduardo Franco).

  • S2024E22 61: Are You Going To Do This Madness?

    • March 14, 2024

    Jake and Gareth help a caller with some needed rebranding and talk to someone about planning a special event.

  • S2024E23 62: I'm Milwaukin' Here! with Lisa Gilroy

    • March 18, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Lisa Gilroy talk to callers about a discontinued soda and book club drama.

  • S2024E24 63: This Tattoo Has a Back Story

    • March 21, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a back tattoo and pub trivia name. Later, the guys follow up with the first caller from episode 14 "Here We Go with Catherine Reitman."

  • S2024E25 64: A Prince Among Rats with Biff Wiff and John Feitelberg

    • March 25, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Biff Wiff talk to a caller about their partner's weird nickname for their parents. Later, the guys and guest John Feitelberg talk to someone about a bad breath situation.

  • S2024E26 65: Don't Look It Up

    • March 28, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about messing up a sympathy card and wedding bets. Later, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 19 "The T-Shirt in the Pool Club."

  • S2024E27 66: Shoot the Crap With Rick Glassman

    • April 1, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Rick Glassman talk to a caller about redemption after a parking incident. Later, the guys talk to someone about lying in a friendship and follow up with the second caller of episode 51 "It's Your World, We're Just Pitching In It with Chris Distefano."

  • S2024E28 67: Rangers Range

    • April 4, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a deer situation getting out of hand and a bartender's dilemma. Later, they follow up with the first caller from episode 59 "Spraying Mess" and a special guest from earlier this week.

  • S2024E29 68: You Can't Play Chicken with a GOAT (with Rainn Wilson)

    • April 8, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Rainn Wilson talk to callers about an open house and a boss sharing too much info. Later, the guys chat with Rainn about his early days as an actor and landing the role of Dwight Schrute on The Office.

  • S2024E30 On today's episode, Karen covers the Carolands Estate Predator and Georgia tells the story of Brian

    • April 11, 2024

    Jake and Gareth chat with callers about getting some stuff back from an ex and befriending a crow. Later, the guys talk to the second caller from episode 31 "Crap Rat."

  • S2024E31 70: All Food Comes with Risk with Josh Scherer

    • April 15, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Josh Scherer (Mythical Kitchen, Last Meals) discuss a caller being a raccoon guy and accidentally following someone for 12 years. Later, the guys chat with Josh about his early days in the food world and one of our first callers who worked for Josh.

  • S2024E32 71: It's Insane But Not Bad with Annie Lederman

    • April 18, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Annie Lederman talk to callers about an engagement ring and grandma getting a little weird.

  • S2024E33 72: Let's Call Him Doniel with Lamorne Morris, Rachel Bilson and Olivia Allen

    • April 22, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Lamorne Morris talk to callers about threesomes and sleep masks. Later, the guys welcome back Rachel Bilson and Olivia Allen to chat with a caller about feet pics.

  • S2024E34 73: You Are Not the Barber with Daryl Johnson and John Feitelberg

    • April 25, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Daryl Johnson chat with a caller about some hairdresser drama. The guys also welcome back John Feitelberg to talk to a caller about someone walking in on their grandpa. Later, they follow up with the first caller from episode 18 "This is Where the Watermelon Comes Into Play with Max Greenfield."

  • S2024E35 74: He Just Lost His Wife and Dog with David Cross

    • April 29, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest David Cross talk to callers about a lunchtime dilemma and an article about the Chicago rat hole.

  • S2024E36 75: You Are The Danger

    • May 2, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about taking martial arts seriously and a 7th grade teacher's hot takes.

  • S2024E37 76: Bathroom Trash is Private with Hannah Simone

    • May 6, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Hannah Simone talk to callers about getting called out for being too high by the neighborhood kids and a mother-in-law seeing some private toys. Later, the guys chat with Hannah about her early days as an actor and behind the scenes at New Girl.

  • S2024E38 77: The Juicebox Ain't Worth the Squeeze

    • May 9, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a joke at the gym and beef at a boat party. Later, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 18 "This is Where the Watermelon Comes Into Play with Max Greenfield."

  • S2024E39 78: Very Strange and Beautifully Weird with Nikki Glaser

    • May 13, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Nikki Glaser talk to a caller with a weird massage therapist. The guys also chat with Nikki about crushing The Roast of Tom Brady and some exciting big goals in her future. Later, Jake and Gareth follow up with the first caller from episode 73 "You Are Not the Barber with Daryl Johnson and John Feitelberg."

  • S2024E40 79: Mamas' Boys with Eve and Pam

    • May 16, 2024

    For a special Mother's Day episode, the guys are joined by their moms Eve and Pam. Their moms share some notes for the podcast and Pam also helps a caller with a fear of butterflies. Later, the guys help out a golfer and follow up with the first caller from episode 67 "Rangers Range."

  • S2024E41 81: You HAVE To Follow Up

    • May 23, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a meet cute and a chef getting weird meal suggestions from his boss.

  • S2024E42 82: Keeping This All In with Paul Scheer

    • May 27, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Paul Scheer talk to callers about a dad's wish after death and seating arrangements on a flight. Later, the guys follow up with the second caller of episode 74 "He Just Lost His Wife and Dog with David Cross" and wrap things up with a chat with Paul.

  • S2024E43 83: Wait Is The Caller The Villain?

    • May 30, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a parking spot, being a young boss and an ambitious challenge at a baseball game. Later, the guys follow up again with the first caller from episode 59 "Spraying Mess" (first follow up on episode 67 "Rangers Range.")

  • S2024E44 84: Kevin's Fresh Lobotomy Smile

    • June 3, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a big lie at work and naked neighbors. Later, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 15 "Dougie McBuckets."

  • S2024E45 85: The Muffin Man with Bobby Moynihan

    • June 6, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Bobby Moynihan talk to callers about muffin issues and a neighbor who loves to chainsaw logs. Later, the guys chat with Bobby about Saturday Night Live and being directed by Jerry Seinfeld in Unfrosted.

  • S2024E46 86: Seeing Past The Piggies

    • June 10, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a co-worker's lack of shoes and an engagement photo mishap. Later, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 79 "Mamas' Boys with Eve" and the second caller from episode 80 "Identical in Every Way with Max Greenfield." Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a co-worker's lack of shoes and an engagement photo mishap. Later, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 79 "Mamas' Boys with Eve" and the second caller from episode 80 "Identical in Every Way with Max Greenfield." Pictures discussed in the episode: • No shoes in the office pic (first call) • Engagement pic (second call) • Golf tournament pic (first follow up) • Gecko text pic (second follow up) • Gecko text pic 2 (second follow up)

  • S2024E47 87: Party City's Where You Go to Party with Tony Hale

    • June 13, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Tony Hale talk to callers about what to do with the world's largest ball of chewed gum and a boss writing fake reviews. Later, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 85 "The Muffin Man with Bobby Moynihan" and chat with Tony about behind the scenes on Arrested Development. Make sure to check out Tony in Inside Out 2! Pictures discussed in the episode: • Dad with gum pic (first call) • Gum measured pic (first call)

  • S2024E48 88: The Problem Is You're Exactly Like Us

    • June 17, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about tire troubles and a nickname between parents. Later the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 40 "Parental Guidance with Eduardo Franco."

  • S2024E49 89: Wanted Read or Alive with Derek Waters and Luka Jones

    • June 20, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Derek Waters talk to callers about tarantulas and try to find someone ripping up books. Later, the guys and special guest Luka Jones chat with a caller about naming your son Garland and follow up the second caller from 10 "Spaghetti Again with Damon Wayans Jr." Pics discussed in the episode: • Spider pic • Uniform pic

  • S2024E50 90: Hunk With a Little Chunk

    • June 24, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about curtains, a dad's Instagram and a boyfriend's bad band. Later, they follow up with the first caller from episode 46 "A Face for Animated Spider-Man with Stavros Halkias."

  • S2024E51 91: 1 Talk You Talk with Jameela Jamil

    • June 27, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Jameela Jamil talk to callers about a friend with a tissue issue and a husband who doesn't make listening sounds. Later, the guys follow up with the first caller from episode 51 "It's Your World, We're Just Pitching In It with Chris Distefano" and chat with Jameela about her experience on The Good Place.

  • S2024E52 91: Bonus Calls and Q&As!

    • June 29, 2024

    Enjoy some of our favorite bonus calls and Q&As from the Patreon! To hear more, make sure to subscribe to the Ones and Twos tier at Patreon.com/HereToHelpPod.

  • S2024E53 92: Goofin' Around

    • July 1, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a chef forgetting her recipes and a bizarre neighbor hook-up. Later, the guys follow up with the first caller from episode 61 "Are You Going To Do This Madness?" and the second caller from episode 81 "You HAVE To Follow Up."

  • S2024E54 93: Toe-worker

    • July 4, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to a law student whose family keeps asking for legal advice and someone who is unsuccessfully ghosting an old friend. Later, the guys follow up with the first caller from episode 86 "Seeing Past the Piggies."

  • S2024E55 94: Ding Dash Ditch with June Diane Raphael

    • July 8, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest June Diane Raphael talk to callers about the neighborhood kids and Santa. Later, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 92 "Goofin' Around" and discuss a cat fundraiser.

  • S2024E56 95: You Won The Show with Brian Baumgartner

    • July 11, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Brian Baumgartner (The Office) talk to callers about potentially finding a film of your parents and a boyfriend who only uses children's toothpaste. Later, the guys chat with Brian about his new cookbook Seriously Good Barbecue Cookbook and behind the scenes on The Office.

  • S2024E57 96: Your 4th Favorite Spider-Man

    • July 15, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a Spider-Man themed bachelorette party, a bizarre painting of a couple and a doll collection.

  • S2024E58 97: The Deep End with Justin Long

    • July 18, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Justin Long talk to callers about a boss's emails and a neighbor asking for help floating in the pool. Later, the guys chat with Justin about New Girl, impressions and Vince Vaughn.

  • S2024E59 98: Your Eyes Won't Believe What They Chainsaw

    • July 22, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a chainsaw race, marching band and a make out rash. Later, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 72 ("Let's Call Him Doniel with Lamorne Morris, Rachel Bilson and Olivia Allen").

  • S2024E60 99: The Inner Circle with Andy Richter

    • July 25, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Andy Richter talk to callers about getting in a restaurant owner's inner circle and gossiping with your girlfriend's mom. Later, the guys talk to Andy about his early days on Conan.

  • S2024E61 100: The Hunk is Drunk

    • July 29, 2024

    Jake and Gareth record the 100th episode of We're Here to Help live from Producer Kevin's new studio! The guys chat with callers about a father's air conditioning unit, an issue with chickens crossing the road and a boyfriend's obsession with milk. Later, Jake and Gareth follow up with the third caller from episode 96 "Your 4th Favorite Spider-Man."

  • S2024E62 101: The Legend Has Retired with Neal Brennan

    • August 1, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Neal Brennan talk to callers about a husband's love of bowling and making a surgery fun. Later, the guys and Jillian Bell help a caller with a gift they don't want.

  • S2024E63 102: Car Crash Turned Train Wreck

    • August 5, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a father's wild lie to his son, being in the wrong family's group text and a neighbor who brings her snakes outside.

  • S2024E64 103: Smart People Are Our Kryptonite

    • August 8, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a fake cooking class, a mannequin for a dog and refrigerator wars.

  • S2024E65 104: The Grabstitution With Matt Walsh (Veep, Upright Citizens Brigade)

    • August 12, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Matt Walsh (Veep, Upright Citizens Brigade) talk to callers about a rowdy kickball team and a business's Instagram getting spammed by some very specific bots. Later, the guys talk to someone about a grabber toy getting out of hand and we get a special update from the second call of last week's episode "Car Crash Turned Train Wreck."

  • S2024E66 105: Liberty Not Mutual

    • August 15, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a family member dating an NFL player, an annoying jingle that comes with your name and a husband who doesn't close car doors. Later, the guys and special guest Daryl Johnson (Self Reliance) help a caller with a case of stolen (athletic) valor.

  • S2024E67 106: Noah's Arc: The Story of Margarita-Man

    • August 19, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about sabotaging a volleyball team and a husband's love for Margaritaville.

  • S2024E68 107: The Donut King

    • August 22, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about politely ducking out of a potential swingers situation and a caller who takes his donut reviews very seriously.

  • S2024E69 108: NOprah's Book Club

    • August 26, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about how to raise the stakes for training casino dealers, quitting a book club that you started and a mother in law who yawns way too loud. Later, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 75 "You Are The Danger."

  • S2024E70 109: The Corvette of Sex Chairs with Andrew Santino

    • August 29, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Andrew Santino (Bad Friends podcast) talk to callers about planning an elaborate fake birthday party and the long term plans for a sex chair. Later, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 103 "Smart People Are Our Kryptonite."

  • S2024E71 109: 1 Need Someone To Climb With/On

    • September 2, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about some bathroom privacy at the office and setting up a singles night at a rock climbing gym. Later, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 99 "The Inner Circle with Andy Richter."

  • S2024E72 111: Put Some Jeans on that Baby Jesus

    • September 5, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a baby photoshoot, a grandpa who keeps sending steaks and jetskis in the driveway. Later, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 76 "Bathroom Trash is Private with Hannah Simone."

  • S2024E73 112: You're Gonna be a Doctor???

    • September 9, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about an American Ninja Warrior audition tape and some coffee shop drama. Later, the guys follow up with the third caller from episode 98 "Your Eyes Won't Believe What They Chainsaw."

  • S2024E74 113: Started Really Good and Ended Really Gareth

    • September 12, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a bathroom break during a romantic getaway and how to respond to an annoying nickname.

  • S2024E75 114: Forrest Dump with Pete Holmes

    • September 16, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Pete Holmes talk to callers about some bathroom etiquette at the office and an opossum issue. Later, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 60 "Craggily Hand with D'Arcy Carden."

  • S2024E76 115: I'm the Biggest Daddy

    • September 19, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a grandfather's nickname and some issues in the bedroom. Later the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 41 "That's Not It! with Jeff Kober."

  • S2024E77 116: Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys

    • September 23, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a hatred of cinnamon rolls, nosey parents on the Ring camera and someone calling the wrong number a lot. Later the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 101 "The Legend Has Retired with Neal Brennan."

  • S2024E78 117: Organized Fun Can Be Tricky with Steve Berg

    • September 26, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Steve Berg (Hi, Strangeness podcast) talk to a caller about getting out of a segway tour. Later the guys talk to someone trying to get out of the dad funk before a big family vacation.

  • S2024E79 118: The Queen's Off Duty

    • September 30, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about hanging up a 9 foot swordfish on the wall and some frustrations at a renaissance fair. Later, the guys follow up with the first caller from episode 106 "Noah's Arc: The Story of Margarita-Man."

  • S2024E80 119: You're Just the Guy Who Talks

    • October 3, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about workouts before hook-ups and a lie that spans decades. Later, the guys follow up with the third caller from episode 111 "Put Some Jeans on that Baby Jesus."

  • S2024E81 120: Very Important Pigs with Steve Berg

    • October 7, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Steve Berg talk to callers about monetizing giant inflatable animals and gamifying an interesting conversation with family. Later, the guys follow up with the first caller from episode 110 "I Need Someone to Climb With/On."

  • S2024E82 121: Started Italian Ended Transylvanian with Eric Edelstein

    • October 10, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Eric Edelstein talk to a caller who's preparing to see in-laws with a hardcore meat diet. Later, the guys talk to a coach about cutting a goalie and someone upgrading their poker night

  • S2024E83 122: My Best Idea This Decade with Jimmy Kimmel

    • October 14, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Jimmy Kimmel talk to callers about a dad's old gym shorts and a candy bowl at the office. Later, the guys follow up with the third caller from episode 103 "Smart People Are Our Kryptonite."

  • S2024E84 123: We're Aging Like Presidents

    • October 17, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a son's love of Spider-Man, a teacher fundraising for an Esports team (donate here!) and a house overrun by chipmunks.

  • S2024E85 124: Schrocktoberfest

    • October 21, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about planning a memorable 50th birthday party and an issue at the gym.

  • S2024E86 125: 3 Year Deal with Hog Dogs

    • October 24, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about joining too many softball teams, letting your parents know you were fired and figuring out what to do in a situationship.

  • S2024E87 126: Shirt Title Merch Business with Catherine Reitman

    • October 28, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Cat Reitman talk to a caller about some issues at a cardio dance class. Later, Jake and Gareth chat with callers about planning a murder mystery party and better ways to cut the grass.

  • S2024E88 127: New Question: Why Did I Call In?

    • October 31, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to callers about RSVPing to a party and a honeymoon dilemma. Later, Jake and his brother Dan talk to a caller whose sister keeps joining guys night.

  • S2024E89 128: The Thonged Pumpkins Dilemma

    • November 4, 2024

    Jake and Steve Berg talk to a caller about responding to a Halloween prank. Later, Jake, Gareth and Lamar Woods chat with someone who was a little too honest with a friend asking for feedback. Finally, Gareth and comedian Jon Gabrus help a teacher backpedal from a lie getting out of hand.

  • S2024E90 129: I'm a Hoot and a Half

    • November 7, 2024

    Jake and Steve Berg talk to a caller about winning an argument over a folding table. Later, Jake and Gareth help someone land on a go-to drink order. Finally, Gareth and Jon Gabrus help a caller navigate hosting a birthday roast.

  • S2024E91 130: I'm a Dog, You're a Lady. Relax

    • November 11, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to a caller about people giving weird compliments to a dog. Later, Jake and We're Here to Help theme song composer Oliver Ralli chat with someone who has a question about the song. Finally, Gareth and special guest Jamie Loftus help a caller with a neighbor playing clarinet outside.

  • S2024E92 131: It's Grandma Time!

    • November 14, 2024

    Jake and his brother Dan talk to a caller about responding to a bully grandma. Later, Gareth and special guest Vic Michaelis (Dropout's Very Important People help a caller with a buttcrack situation at work. Finally, Gareth and the Shark follow up with the first caller from episode 126 "Shirt Title Merch Business with Catherine Reitman."

  • S2024E93 132: You're Outta Line and I'm Outta Time! with Ben Schwartz

    • November 18, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Ben Schwartz talk to callers about a toilet paper issue on a wedding night and a boss plucking their leg hairs at work. Later, they follow up with the second caller from episode 126 "Shirt Title Merch Business with Catherine Reitman."

  • S2024E94 133: Never Leave a Chicken Unattended with Steve Berg and Arden Myrin

    • November 21, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and Steve Berg talk to a caller about becoming a cool bus driver. Later, Gareth and special guest Arden Myrin help someone whose father in law constantly rewinds during football games. Finally, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 107 "The Donut King."

  • S2024E95 134: So It's The Cheese vs Mikey Spandex? (with Oliver Ralli and Vic Michaelis

    • November 25, 2024

    Jake and special guest Oliver Ralli talk to a pro wrestler looking to beef up his character arc. Later, Gareth and special guest Vic Michaelis help a caller whose boyfriend keeps sending her gnomes. Later, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 115 "I'm the Biggest Daddy."

  • S2024E96 135: I'm on a Pool Noodle! (with Jamie Loftus)

    • November 28, 2024

    Jake and Gareth talk to a caller about dealing with a difficult water aerobics instructor. Later, Gareth and special guest Jamie Loftus chat with a barber interested in dating a client without things getting awkward. Finally, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 110 "I Need Someone to Climb With/On."

  • S2024E97 136: Buttertoes with Catherine Reitman and Arden Myrin

    • December 2, 2024

    Jake, Gareth and special guest Cat Reitman talk to a caller who always wears socks during sex. Later, Gareth and special guest Arden Myrin chat with someone dealing with a dirty sponge dilemma at work.

  • S2024E98 137: You Think I Got a Perm AND a Convertible? (with Steve Berg)

    • December 5, 2024

    Jake and Gareth chat with a caller who wants to give her husband the perfect gift for his karate black belt test. Later, Jake and Steve Berg talk to someone dealing with a lawyer who keeps saying "raw dog." Finally, the guys follow up with the first caller from episode 117 "Organized Fun Can Be Tricky with Steve Berg."

  • S2024E99 138: Scoop Your Heart Out

    • December 9, 2024

    Jake and special guest Oliver Ralli talk to a caller about a potentially huge opening day for an ice cream shop. Later, Gareth and Jon Gabrus chat with a new father whose wife tells bedtime stories with maybe a little too much energy. The guys also follow up with the first caller from episode 111 "Put Some Jeans on that Baby Jesus." Finally, the guys, Dope As Yola & Marty O'Neill go on a wild ride with someone about her unusual experience with Goofy. (un-paywalled from Patreon)

  • S2024E100 139: Uncle Master Rodney

    • December 12, 2024

    Jake and Steve Berg talk to a caller who needs help getting her son out of a karate contract. Later, Gareth and Arden Myrin chat with someone ready to break up with her chiropractor. Finally, we get a follow up with the first caller from this episode!

  • S2024E101 140: Hot Takes Tuesday Fest

    • December 16, 2024

    Jake and Gareth chat with a caller who needs help winning a coloring competition. Later, they talk to someone whose mom shares a little too much info about her personal life. Finally, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 75 "You Are the Danger."

  • S2024E102 141: Comedy Can Be Fun (Season 1 Finale)

    • December 19, 2024

    Jake and Gareth chat with someone whose grandma wants to be buried with the caller's dead dog. They also chat with a listener facing a bizarre matching tattoo situation with her boss. Later, they follow up with the first caller from episode 59 "Spraying Mess." This is our season one finale! Thank you so much to all the amazing listeners and callers! The show will return in about one month!