Magda can't get the rest of her family to do things properly. If they would just listen to her, all would be fine. When she's given a test robot at work to follow her orders, she knows her family will be the perfect place to try it out. The other Dorkoviches...and the robot...have other plans.
Zozo's false teeth tell her the Donkey of Death is coming for her. Of course, no one else but Zozo hears the teeth speak, so Donko finds himself having to decide if she would be better off in a retirement home.
When the family car keeps falling apart, Magda wants to give it up and buy a new one. Donko can't bring himself to part with so many good memories he has of life in their car. It looks like Donko and Magda are headed for a big collision.
Greed takes hold of most of the Dorkovich family and won't let go. Zozo has to take matters into her own hands to make things right.
An outbreak of calpine fever has created a world-wide cull of goats, putting Rasputin at risk. The Dorkovich family rallies to defend the weirdest member of this weird family.
When Zozo accidentally causes the local mailman's death, she makes the ridiculous claim he is "secret police" and subsequent events seem to bear her out.
Nadia flunks a test on purpose. She also tells Zozo that she doesn't believe Captain Drago Merka discovered America, despite a story dance. So Zozo digs a grave and climbs in. She won't leave until Nadia believes.
Zozo's husband Igor Dorcovich returns.
Scary movies, ghosts in the basement, and annoying old friends make for an interesting night in the Dorcovich home.
Beverly Tweed comes on to Danko, but he tries to focus her attention on her husband.
Magda and Donko invent a unique sausage making machine.
Donko teaches Ivan how to be a plumber, just like his dad.
Donko secretly eats some of Granny Jang's delicious food, knowing it is a betrayal of Zozo. He can't help himself, and when Zozo finds out, it is not a pretty picture.
Zozo points out that it is the time of the shooting stars.
Nadia starts a rock band. Donko can't help "helping."
Ivan forgets to mail Magda's driver's license renewal, which means she has to retake her driver's test. Worse, she exposes to the kids that she has an extreme phobia about tests.
When Ivan gets seriously addicted to videogames, the family intervenes in a way only the Dorkoviches could.
Magda takes a routine medical exam to increase her benefits at Foodies. She will be able to rid Ivan of the curse of the Dorkovich tooth. However, Magda's results threaten not only her benefits, and Ivan's dental solution, but the whole family's future.
Ivan and Nadia are suspicious that their parents belong to the Mafia. When the truth comes out, Ivan is determined to become a son worthy to be the next Kryobian Don.
Donko is discouraged after losing the Plumber of the Year Award for a fifth year.
When Magda heads off to a corporate retreat, the separation does not sit well with Donko or Zozo who descend upon the place, which has never seen guests quite like the Dorkoviches.
A restaurant critic discovers Zozo's magnificent cooking and before she knows it, she has a restaurant, a cooking show, and unwanted celebrity.
It's the Dorkovich's favourite holiday. Zozo has it all planned out, cooking away, with Nadia at her side. Everyone else just has to be back in time for the dinner. You'd think it would be easy, right? But you'd be wrong.
Zozo is trying to make Rasputin make "pump-pump" with a she-goat, but he won't. Meanwhile, Ivan is invited to a girls house and thinks she wants sex with him. Donko tries to explain sex to him and only makes things worse.