Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this video! Head to https://keeps.com/WeirdHistory to get 50% off your first order of Keeps hair loss treatment. Greek, Roman, and Renaissance art stands out for its beauty and its attention to the human form. But millions of art lovers want to know: Why do old statues have small penises? From Michelangelo's David to the ancient Greek Laocoön, many classic sculptures stand out for what's missing. Was David experiencing shrinkage before his battle with Goliath, or did something else convince Michelangelo to keep chiseling?