• The theory that a comedian can instantly deliver the punchline "You’re the one singing?!" in any situation
• The theory that you can't take "Get out!" at face value during a scolding
• The theory that every celebrity has at least one unforgettable creepy fan letter
◆「お前が歌うんかい！」のパターン ツッコミ芸人ならどんな状況でも一発でツッコめる説
◆説教中の「帰れ！」額面通り受け取るわけにはいかない説
◆忘れられない不気味なファンレター 芸能人なら1つはある説
