• Shiawase Akatsu Plan: The theory that if Akatsu can memorize 100 titles, he wins 1 million yen
• The theory that avid smokers will go to a smoking area no matter how difficult the journey is
• The theory that you can't comply if your partner starts leaning toward a fortune teller and insists on changing their name
• The theory that if you can't remember the name of a meeting partner right after hearing it, you're unfit to be a celebrity or a professional
◆しあわせあかつ計画 説タイトル100個暗記できたら100万円
◆愛煙家 喫煙所までの道のりがどんなに困難でも向かっちゃう説
◆なにやら占い師に傾倒し始めた相方が改名を訴えてきても応じられない説
◆打ち合わせ相手の名前 聞いた直後なのに答えられないようでは芸能人並びに社会人失格説
