• Parody: Kamon Tatsuo is still the strongest • If you're beautiful, you can hitchhike across Honshu in one day • No woman has ever thrown a strike at a ceremonial first pitch
[替え歌 いまだに嘉門達夫が最強説] [美人ならヒッチハイク本州縦断の旅 1日で終わる説] [始球式でストライクを投げた女性いない説]