• The theory that there is no more mysterious sports rule than "If you grab the mawashi, you lose"
• The theory that the first thing you want to eat after getting out of prison is fast food
• The theory that there are no virgin surfers over the age of 20
[「まわしが取れたら負け」以上に不可解なスポーツのルールはないんじゃないか説]
[刑務所を出て最初に食べたいもの ファストフード説]
[20歳を超えたサーファーに童貞などいない説]
