HE'S SHAPED LIKE A POTATO a patron of Waffle House told police as a man pressed his wank against the glass at a Waffle House. This is a true story. I mean, everyone has a Waffle House late night story that probably involves something sketchy scary and a little bit sexual. But that comes with the experience. But in the middle of the day? Let us know what you guys think about this story and if you'd like to see us do more strange news involving waffles and man parts.