Mortdecai Movie Review by WeWatchedAMovie. Directed by David Koepp, Starring Johnny Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow, Ewan Mcgregor, Paul Bettany and Olivia Munn who I put half naked in the thumbnail but didnt mention in the review (#Douche) But in case you were wondering she plays a nympho and I believe it because I wanna. Mortdecai features Depp playing yet another quirky weird dude and critics say it sucks but I surprisingly liked it! Thanks for watching our Mortdecai Movie Review!